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  On 1/10/2018 at 4:17 PM, auxien said:

 

  On 1/10/2018 at 9:22 AM, triachus said:

what sounds do i like?

 

a bad European Volvo commercial from decades ago. that is both what you sound like and the sounds you like. strange how this works out sometimes

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDXbNB49IwU

 

 

fuk yea listen to that

 

 

bonus sexism vid

 

  On 1/10/2018 at 4:17 PM, auxien said:

 

  On 1/10/2018 at 4:59 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

ok but the primo question.. What do I sound like?!?!?!?!?

pls narrate in paragraph format. Tell my story. 

 

have you herd the voice of one Arnold J S Swarchzenegger??? It is like that but much different. If that voice (rightly so that man) were born in the far off land of Estonia which he is from, learnt the englishes, and then was brutally (perhaps sexually) tortured by an enlivened Dudley Dooright (FAMOUS cartoon character) for years and years until he gained those wonderful canadalandian inflections and mannerisms when growing sympathetic to his violent and twisted captor. this event changed u in many ways but luckily you still have lots of cum to give and alcohol to ingest/vomit, and you can here this in the soft light back of your resonant vocal emanations. Perhaps that sound plus maybe a touch of this man's kind voice https://youtu.be/zWI2yLKMe7s

 

 

toplel thx, needed that this morning <3

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

That second one is amazing. That guy's face makes it, awesome music helps of course.

 

And the last one my god, dum wimin cant drive standard! ffs lol

I wish more of our species were caring, thoughtful, considerate, forgiving, and accepting, and that we had more patience.

A whole thread of that "what do you think I sound like" business would be delectable, with the text description of the imagined watmmer's voice followed up with the actual watmmer reading the description.  Of course this wouldn't work because almost no one would participate.  But oh how sweet life could be if it did.

only wastemans wouldn't participate in that.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

what happened is actually in the rules, have you read them recently?  :rolleyes:  :rtfm: 

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Just noticed on heli shots of the Dakar that "NOISIA" is "VISION" upside down.

 

I feel about as smart as when I first noticed the C in the Carrefour logo after ten years or so of shopping there.

I noticed there's a woman in the Starbucks logo after about the same number of years of passing by their shops and not buying their coffer.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

That's probably because it's a god damn mermaid advertising a coffee shop.  Where's the sea food latte?  Makes me think of that Twin Peaks line about there being a fish in the percolator.  

  On 1/14/2018 at 10:48 AM, manmower said:

Just noticed on heli shots of the Dakar that "NOISIA" is "VISION" upside down.

no it isn’t - it AISION.

∀ISION, NOISIΛ, whatever. You just have it backwards, which is making me feel slightly less retarded already.

 

Maybe if I'd actually liked their music I would've noticed the name of their label earlier.

  On 1/14/2018 at 1:01 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

That's probably because it's a god damn mermaid advertising a coffee shop.  Where's the sea food latte?  Makes me think of that Twin Peaks line about there being a fish in the percolator.  

 

Starbuck is a Moby Dick character or something right?

  On 1/14/2018 at 7:24 PM, auxien said:

I bought 5 music releases on Bandcamp and the artwork on all of them was black and white.

 

My most recent Bandcamp purchase felt like an achievement as I avoided the temptation to purchase the ltd CD (ew) and just got the digital

just kinda confused why no enterprising young meme salesperson hasn't made some kind of seinfeld elaine Benis bepis type meme.  Benis!  it's right there for the taking. 

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  On 1/14/2018 at 7:30 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 1/14/2018 at 1:01 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

That's probably because it's a god damn mermaid advertising a coffee shop.  Where's the sea food latte?  Makes me think of that Twin Peaks line about there being a fish in the percolator.  

 

Starbuck is a Moby Dick character or something right?

 

I was going to say something about it sounding more like a Battlestar Galactica character.  Then I decided to look it up, and found out it is indeed both a Moby Dick and Battlestar character.  I've neither read nor watched either.  Sources say the creators of Starbucks probably enjoyed the book Moby Dick.  Not sure why they made it plural though.  Maybe it it is meant to include both BG and MD Starbucks.

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I just read the whole thread- Whoa.

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  On 4/22/2014 at 8:07 AM, LimpyLoo said:

All your upright-bass variation of patanga shitango are belong to galangwa malango jilankwatu fatangu.

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