Your pointless thoughts & observations

Awkwardly.

  On 8/5/2018 at 6:50 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

And how is it done?

first you open google... i mean come on, man 

I want it in watmm's own words.

  On 8/5/2018 at 3:58 AM, Braintree said:

Woke up thinking about how long it would take to get laid off for not doing a single thing at work. Realized I would just get fired instead. Then Googled "how to get laid off instead of fired."

  On 8/5/2018 at 6:50 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

And how is it done?

i'll get my coat

The building I work in is sinking into the ground because it was built on a haunted swamp. If it sinks too much, we all get laid off according to my calculations. 

you work in the white house?

Haunted swamp? Wtf

It's been four years and I still miss smoking on occasion. My grandfather quit and said he still felt cravings forty years later.

Nicotine patches or lozenges help but it still takes effort. And the nightmares! I had one where I got bit by a weird spider and had to pull its stinger out of my hand, which was like a birds talon or something

Who is WATMM?

A bunch of broken chat bots.

  On 8/10/2018 at 12:54 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

cock rings are expensive

FOR ME?????!!!?!!?!!??!?!

(better hope she's not checking WATMM m9)

hides evidence*

I saw that.

  On 8/10/2018 at 2:02 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

hides evidence*

flol oof 

My thoughts are now in english...

Is standup paddleboarding the dorkiest new sports trend?

I mean:

It doesn't really require any skill, so any old idiot can do it

It costs relatively lot of money either in rentals or buying the equipment

It's an impractical way of moving around, how about using a canoe instead?

Generally you need quite specific conditions to do it, like calm waters and a warm weather

You look like a dork standing on a board and paddling around

Just look at this:

I just found out there's also SUP yoga now. Oh me lawd.

Yes, it is.

I think a couple have fallen asleep they're so damn bored.

I dreamt about Kurt Loder last night

How am I supposed to show people that I'm fun and outgoing if I don't have a paddle boarding pic in my Tinder profile?

Do a rock climbing pic. Or wake boarding if you wanna slay all the FB honeyz

This clickbait is getting out of control...