Your pointless thoughts & observations

if they tear down your favorite fast food place is that also disenfrachisement?

What kind of sick fuck is Lando, knowing he already sold Han to the dark forces, pranks his ass hard on the landing dock

If you buy bananas, be careful not to drop them. Because the area of impact gets brown and mushy to the point where they're no longer edible.

Also, they say if you go fishing on a boat, do not bring bananas on board.

People buy groceries all the time, but can one buy a single grocery? 

Like...

"What are you up to?"

"Well, I have to buy a grocery."

That's some George Carlin shit right there.

  On 10/18/2018 at 4:22 PM, ambermonk said:

If you buy bananas, be careful not to drop them. Because the area of impact gets brown and mushy to the point where they're no longer edible.

 

Also, they say if you go fishing on a boat, do not bring bananas on board.

If you drop eggs, your brain will be of drugs. Is unfortunate

Wanking with a banana could be lots of fun...

sumo is a beautiful sport

I wasn't aware bananas could get women pregante.

Lol, oh no!

that's only if the banana is dropped and gets mushed and browned though.

That's totally bananas.

posting in MENTAL ILLNESS MEGATHREAD

Ooooooh snap.

I've observed that my laughter has evolved quite substantially in the last few years, to something a bit higher pitched and more ecstatic overall.  More forceful.  Perhaps more of FLOL than a lol.

Trader Joe's Crisp Rice Cereal doesn't make much noise.

  On 10/19/2018 at 9:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I've observed that my laughter has evolved quite substantially in the last few years, to something a bit higher pitched and more ecstatic overall.  More forceful.  Perhaps more of FLOL than a lol.

I know Louie CK is in a bit of trouble right now but he hit's the nail on the head with this one:

btw, particularly 1:30 about the '2 guys'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IADkF1LbyfM

lol. I really need to check out Louie.

I mean R Kelly, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Chris Brown still have careers after doing stuff that was actually bad. Asking women to watch you jack off is so quaint and polite in comparison. I still can’t believe this shit tbqh

  On 10/20/2018 at 5:50 AM, Candiru said:

I mean R Kelly, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Chris Brown still have careers after doing stuff that was actually bad. Asking women to watch you jack off is so quaint and polite in comparison. I still can’t believe this shit tbqh

Oh yes, I think it's forgivable. That said I think he should have addressed it differently instead of performing. He acknowledged that due to the position he was in the women weren't really in a position to say 'no', and that he didn't really uh... understand that there was an issue with the power he has being a top comedian and the dilemma the women face. 

That said I have no clue what he should have done besides stay away from the spotlight longer. It's obvious he didn't either. It really is new, awkward territory.

Seems like many of the online news places thought his career should have been over because of what happened, and like you I don't understand how what he did can be all that damaging to someone.

That coffee shop scene is great.  I didn't realize there was still CK stuff I hadn't seen!  Thought I watched that series, but perhaps not.  

  On 10/20/2018 at 1:15 AM, whosebrian said:

Trader Joe's Crisp Rice Cereal doesn't make much noise.

Man you're lucky to have a Trader Joe's. Chocolate-coated potato chips are one of my favorite treats of all time. We don't have one where I live and it's for a stupid reason.

human beings are the worst species on earth. 

Fucking assholes