Your pointless thoughts & observations

  On 7/17/2019 at 1:52 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

Just made one with green onion & fried ham, with cheese and fried ham fat flattened into the outer crust.  Definitely one of my better grilled cheese experiences (and I've had thousands, as it has the greatest satisfaction to prep time ratio of any dish out there).

almost the same here, i usually just do ham with the excessive amounts of cheese (combining cheese types is primo)

my dad does grilled cheese but with grape jelly in it too. not bad but still 

Whoa, that's out there.  But hey, I've had a few thousand gilled cheeses in my time - I can get weird on a couple.  

Yes, if a tree falls in the forest, and nothing is around to hear it, it for sure makes a noise.

  On 7/20/2019 at 7:40 PM, marf said:

I thought I was a semi good-looking guy until I got my new license. What is with the inevitability of the let down of the driver license photo? 

Yeah my passport one is horrific. Serial killer mugshot

I'm going to play up the serial killer aspect of my next ID shot, and see if it turns out semi-normal looking for once.

why close threads? why not simply just delete them? i don't get it...

It's so the future can learn from mistakes of the past.

Whole dill pickles are the perfect snack. They're virtually zero calories and fill you up for a while.

The figure in the new wetransfer.com gif for finished uploads looks like a topless woman with long flailing tits and no arms jumping on a trampoline.

horchata is fucking great! 

  On 7/27/2019 at 9:06 PM, Tim_J said:

horchata is fucking great! 

It is, especially after a spicy meal

I get the feeling that if you're already in a relationship, then women perceive you as a beaming ray of sunshine and positivity. But if you're single, then you're dirt.

(This post is even more pointless than my previous one)

Because you’re less thirsty, more at ease. Your nostrils aren’t flaring, your eyes become 27% less rapey, and you have the comforting odor of acceptance smeared on you. Sort of like how hunters spritz themselves with deer piss.

- Bill Nye The Science Guy, PhD

observation: south african pastor brings dead man back to life with the power of prayer. everyone keeps talking about the dead guy moving his mouth prior to being resurrected ignoring the fact that rigor mortis may have began to take place causing the seemingly realistic animation of someone faking it. not true

If watmm were a human being it could be halfway to a college degree by now and/or starring in porn.

"Like" if you've been posting here for 20 years.

More an observation than a tho(ugh)t. But I witnessed an individual outside my condo building in the evening yesterday whomst I could only describe as a street pirate. Lanky, Caucasian male, probably mid-20s. Basketball shorts, backwards cap, goatee, ponytail halfway down to his ass. He was likely drunk as shit. Kept wandering to random points within a tenth of a mile radius and barking incoherently. The only words I could make out were "FUK", "WUDDUP CUZ", "FAGGOT", "SUK MY DIK", and "FUK WIT ME?"

Street pirates be trifling. At least things quieted down after about an hour.

Sounds like you met an NPC from the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series.

  On 8/3/2019 at 8:20 PM, manmower said:

Sounds like you met an NPC from the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series.

Possibly. Perhaps one important detail I forgot was that he had no shirt (no homo)

Calvin & Hobbes was a great comic strip to read as a kid. Pretty funny and top notch illustration. When you read it as an adult it's pure fucking artistic genius. 

I realized I'm completely over the psydub/psybient phase I had back in the early 00s. I haven't listened to Shpongle's Divine Moments of Truth, which I used to play almost daily, for years. So decided to give it a listen for nostalgia's sake and how it sounds to my ears now. Can't even finish it..

Meanwhile The KLF's Chill Out sounds still fresh. I think ambient is the genre I've been listening for the longest time and still do.

I still have a small bottle of cologne that my sister gave me Christmas 1998

This stuff

Are you afraid of adventure?

Lol. It smells good but I rarely use cologne. It smells light and

F R E S H H H H H 

I also have ck eternity which is more of my go to.

You don't need cologne unless you regularly shit your pants. Do you shit your pants? I didn't think so.

"A Yekking man, shit in pants, he cannot."

-Lao Tzu

It turns out the most difficult thing to mop up after having a spill/accident is shower gel. That shit will not absorb. You just end up pushing it around for 40mins