Slicker than/Smoother than...

smoother than a pornstars armpit

lol

Smoother than RA=0.1µm

  On 6/15/2018 at 12:11 PM, triachus said:

smoother than a pornstars armpit

This and dolphin dick

Smoother than an erect penis compressed to 2mm in thickness between two sheets of clamped perspex.

Slicker than the guts burst from some roadkill's arse

slicker than the oil spill in my pants. 

Slicker than a shit dildo in the hot tub.

Smoother than a peanut butter enhanced BJ. A P&BJ.

slicker than an oiled up baby hippo

smoother than the normalization of fascism in the USA

Teflon banana skin?

I'll get my coat...

smoother than a tooter on a scooter

slicker than a kicker in the pricker

ffs sake triachus, u funny man

smoother than the side of a millenial's head

  On 6/17/2018 at 11:16 AM, triachus said:

smoother than a tooter on a scooter

 

 

slicker than a kicker in the pricker

Smoother than a golfin’ dolphin.

Slicker than a oiled up seal pup.

Smoother than your mum’s dildo

  On 6/24/2018 at 7:13 AM, Plum said:

Smoother than your mum’s dildo

Smoother than your mum’s dildo, slicker than your hand

Slicker than the skin of Jordan Peterson after being boiled alive like a lobster. 

Smoother than a guinea pig's tonsil

Slicker than a ky jellied catfish on amphetamines. 

Denise Richards on a windy day.

Smoother than a city slicker in quicksand

slicker than

on some

Dark like chocolate, flow like milk.

Slicker than oil, smooth like silk.