whosebrian Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2644250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Slicker than a seal in an oil spill Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2644308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Slicker than synovial fluidSmoother than a dog's coat after eating salmon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2644314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 slicker than a russian near trump Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2644525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Smoother than laundering money through shell companies and Cypriot banks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2644614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Smooth like shit out a duck's ass. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2644628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 Slicker than shellac, smoother than blowhole. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2647687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Slicker than a baby walrus covered in spinach and artichoke hummus that appeared in your bathtub for no reason when you got home from work and you have no idea what to do about it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2647848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 (edited) slicker than Charles Bronson's johnson smeared in Vaseline and ready for gunplay Edited March 15, 2019 by Guest Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Human Bean Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slipperier than Ryan Giggs in cooking oil.(from a poem I wrote when I was 9) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slicker than a pig's foot boiled in cellulite Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 smoother than a nun's freshly laundered camisole Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 slicker than a basic bitch eyeing bradley cooper Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slicker than shit, smoother than diarrhea Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 15, 2019 Report Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slicker than a rhinoceros wrapped in sandpaper. Smoother than a porcupine climbing a barbed wire fence. If you meet these incredibly low standards of slickness and smoothness, you got something going for you Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 I’ve since used “slicker than dolphin dick” irl. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 3/16/2019 at 10:55 AM, Plum said: I’ve since used “slicker than dolphin dick” irl. nice in what context? what was the thing/action/situation that was slicker in comparison to a dolphin penis? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 I was manhandling a slippery saveloy at the time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) ... hmmm, now that I think about it I didn’t say “slicker than dolphin dick”, what I actually said was “slicker than seal dick” Edited March 16, 2019 by Plum Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 still a very fitting application of the phrase i'm still waiting for the chance to use "smoother than a pornstars armpit" yet very few things truly are Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Saveloys are the key here, being both slick & smooth. Next time I’m about to nosh one down, I’ll think of you and say “smoother than a pornstar’s dick”. That’s a Plum promise. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 While we’re on the subject of saveloys, I always get the urge to try and swallow one whole. I think I definitely could. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2704506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 On 6/14/2018 at 7:59 PM, Salvatorin said: slicker than dolphin dick I told someone they were ‘slicker than a dolphin’s dick’ earlier. It gave me a little chuckle! Thanks Sal Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2914206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Slicker than Seal's dick. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95326-slicker-thansmoother-than/page/3/#findComment-2914209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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