How To Make Friends?

  On 11/17/2018 at 8:43 AM, Gocab said:

Imagine the clean up

Rather not.

We should have a WATMM pool for who will be the first politician to be caught going there. I’m taking Boris Johnson right now.

  On 11/17/2018 at 4:44 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 11/17/2018 at 8:43 AM, Gocab said:

Imagine the clean up

Rather not.

 

We should have a WATMM pool for who will be the first politician to be caught going there. I’m taking Boris Johnson right now.

 

watersports seems a bit more Rees-Moggy

imagine being @ Pissoir, in yer waders n braces, everyone's sopping & getting heart-burn when, just as the valium hits & caught directly in the strobe-light, you realize the figure dressed in period-attire with the soft, callus-less, rather limp-wristed spindly fingers clasping the cistern overflow & gulping down its multitude of torrents like a manic & possessed porron pitcher pourer is......

piss fwend

edit - did you mean a specific, asparagus-scented sort of pool?

No the double entendre was just too obvious to pass on (or piss on). I meant a pool with Ladbrokes, or whatever that terrible betting shop is that Ray Winston does those awful adverts for.

Rees-Moggy definitely goes to pissoir, but he’s probably smart enough not to get caught. Same with Gove, and that vile cunt Villiers.

BoJo is just dumb enough to get caught. Nothing of consequence will happen of course.

I'm more interested in a piss choir

gargling

British Piss Gargling>Tuvan throat singing

There was a southpark episode that summarized it well (The assburgers episode)

If you are critical of society and culture, you face social isolation. Unfortunately those types turn to the internet or become hoarders or whatever. If you want to have friends, you have to join society and accept the dogmatic responses and rules of that society. If you are posting on an esoteric music site, you probably fall into the former. It's a binary choice.

that's not true at all

*posting on an esoteric music site*

  On 11/20/2018 at 1:49 AM, Entorwellian said:

There was a southpark episode that summarized it well (The assburgers episode)

 

If you are critical of society and culture, you face social isolation. Unfortunately those types turn to the internet or become hoarders or whatever. If you want to have friends, you have to join society and accept the dogmatic responses and rules of that society. If you are posting on an esoteric music site, you probably fall into the former. It's a binary choice.

 ✓ turn to the internet

 ✓ became hoerder

 ✓ whatever

 ✓ posting on an esoterig music site

 ✓ binary

I Am Fucked

Don't use a condom (:

Stop creeping in the urinals

  On 11/21/2018 at 4:56 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 11/20/2018 at 1:49 AM, Entorwellian said:

There was a southpark episode that summarized it well (The assburgers episode)

 

If you are critical of society and culture, you face social isolation. Unfortunately those types turn to the internet or become hoarders or whatever. If you want to have friends, you have to join society and accept the dogmatic responses and rules of that society. If you are posting on an esoteric music site, you probably fall into the former. It's a binary choice.

I'm really good at the extroverted party phase so I never had problems reeling anyone in: girls, mates, whatever. Inevitably, when I got all Smiths, Camus and Bukowski in my private realm, things cooled off and they drifted.

 

It's possible I haven't met enough of a variety of women but I've found that it's critical to stay normcore if you want anything to last. WATMM and the like is extremely seductive because you can engage in a social simulacrum with people just like you but you have to log in to the outernet eventually. It does take effort though and as age marches on, the juice sometimes doesn't seem worth the squeeze.

 

i feel u my man...peopel leave u alone and dont com back if you don't MAINTAIN or beehave that's what i've learnd

so one has to leave tis internet forum to be a human being??

the thing with normcore women is that u can pick an (uglysexy) gurl (woman honestly) that is real normie like etc etc and u can turn her into a beutiful WOMAN, like u kno by feeding her (so she gets real plump so u can rest ur head on her stomach) and forcing her to listen to autechre (and mark flel) and u kno....sky is the limit

like crafting a diamond

u compress and a diamond becomes

  On 11/20/2018 at 9:56 PM, yek said:

Don't use a condom (:

why not

what does that hav to do with frends ?_?

  On 11/21/2018 at 5:37 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/21/2018 at 4:56 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 11/20/2018 at 1:49 AM, Entorwellian said:

There was a southpark episode that summarized it well (The assburgers episode)

 

If you are critical of society and culture, you face social isolation. Unfortunately those types turn to the internet or become hoarders or whatever. If you want to have friends, you have to join society and accept the dogmatic responses and rules of that society. If you are posting on an esoteric music site, you probably fall into the former. It's a binary choice.

I'm really good at the extroverted party phase so I never had problems reeling anyone in: girls, mates, whatever. Inevitably, when I got all Smiths, Camus and Bukowski in my private realm, things cooled off and they drifted.

 

It's possible I haven't met enough of a variety of women but I've found that it's critical to stay normcore if you want anything to last. WATMM and the like is extremely seductive because you can engage in a social simulacrum with people just like you but you have to log in to the outernet eventually. It does take effort though and as age marches on, the juice sometimes doesn't seem worth the squeeze.

i feel u my man...peopel leave u alone and dont com back if you don't MAINTAIN or beehave that's what i've learnd

 

so one has to leave tis internet forum to be a human being??

 

the thing with normcore women is that u can pick an (uglysexy) gurl (woman honestly) that is real normie like etc etc and u can turn her into a beutiful WOMAN, like u kno by feeding her (so she gets real plump so u can rest ur head on her stomach) and forcing her to listen to autechre (and mark flel) and u kno....sky is the limit

 

like crafting a diamond

u compress and a diamond becomes

  On 11/20/2018 at 9:56 PM, yek said:

Don't use a condom (:

why not

what does that hav to do with frends ?_?

Cause then you can have lots of children that can be your friends ((;

  On 11/15/2018 at 5:11 PM, Obel said:

Yeah tbf if you're anything like your posting style you'd be way too much to deal with.

 

If it's any consolation I spent a year or two cut off from reality and moved miles away from home and find it impossible to make friends! Partially because I don't try but mainly because I'm fundamentally unlikeable.

 

First time I've ever agreed with you

Congrats!

  On 11/21/2018 at 8:01 PM, yek said:

 

  On 11/21/2018 at 5:37 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said:

 

  On 11/21/2018 at 4:56 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 11/20/2018 at 1:49 AM, Entorwellian said:

There was a southpark episode that summarized it well (The assburgers episode)

 

If you are critical of society and culture, you face social isolation. Unfortunately those types turn to the internet or become hoarders or whatever. If you want to have friends, you have to join society and accept the dogmatic responses and rules of that society. If you are posting on an esoteric music site, you probably fall into the former. It's a binary choice.

I'm really good at the extroverted party phase so I never had problems reeling anyone in: girls, mates, whatever. Inevitably, when I got all Smiths, Camus and Bukowski in my private realm, things cooled off and they drifted.

 

It's possible I haven't met enough of a variety of women but I've found that it's critical to stay normcore if you want anything to last. WATMM and the like is extremely seductive because you can engage in a social simulacrum with people just like you but you have to log in to the outernet eventually. It does take effort though and as age marches on, the juice sometimes doesn't seem worth the squeeze.

i feel u my man...peopel leave u alone and dont com back if you don't MAINTAIN or beehave that's what i've learnd

 

so one has to leave tis internet forum to be a human being??

 

the thing with normcore women is that u can pick an (uglysexy) gurl (woman honestly) that is real normie like etc etc and u can turn her into a beutiful WOMAN, like u kno by feeding her (so she gets real plump so u can rest ur head on her stomach) and forcing her to listen to autechre (and mark flel) and u kno....sky is the limit

 

like crafting a diamond

u compress and a diamond becomes

  On 11/20/2018 at 9:56 PM, yek said:

Don't use a condom (:

why not

what does that hav to do with frends ?_?

Cause then you can have lots of children that can be your friends ((;

I make mine out of old socks, rags and such, old buttons, bits of string, and stuff them with the hair of old dead clowns I find lying about the place. They are all called Geoff.

filter internets 4 2 get gf

is frends and grill at saem time, profit

  On 11/15/2018 at 11:00 PM, Stickfigger said:

Go travelling and hang out in hostels for a bit . Go out , listen to people's stories , then steal those stories and tell them to others as if they were your own.

Fake it till you make it is bad advice for relationships

Do stuff out of your comfort zone and you'll have stories to tell.

Got hands? Make some Fingerbobs!

Was never sure if the reddy pink cunt is/was a shrimp, but maaaaaaaaaaan, when they find their own unique voice in your mindscape, you'll hear those voices inside your head FOREVER

"Awwwwwwwwww........."

- "What you saying, you mouse cunt?"

"Maybe the Michael Jackson one-glove look would be better suited for "us" afterall......"

- "Not if i stab you up with this blade first & leave you bleeding to death out on the Moors in the snow you slaaaag"

"......................................."

guess who won? hours of fun, just add drugs

Need a hug cumbraincity?

Leave a giant bowl of fresh scrambled egg on a table and you can all take turns swimming in it like birds in a birdbath.

  On 11/22/2018 at 8:29 PM, cwmbrancity said:

 

 

guess who won? hours of fun, just add drugs

Y'know what's even cooler? He posts on watmm too!