chenGOD Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 On 12/6/2018 at 8:11 AM, yek said: On 12/6/2018 at 4:06 AM, chenGOD said: On 11/30/2018 at 4:58 PM, cwmbrancity said: aren't there these things called apps for this kind of problem? this handsome chap would love to dose you with GBL/GHB, rape you while yer semiconscious, murder you, fuck your fresh corpse some more & then dump your body with a fake suicide note (how thoughtful) propped up in a church yard for the plod to find make fwends sorted Well he seems like a charming fellow, what could possibly wrong with....oh. Well that’s a bit off-putting. it's because he's balding, isn't it! god damn. so prejudiced No it's the cross-eyed bit. Reveal hidden contents I joke, it's actually the serial killer bit Reveal hidden contents no, you got it right, it's the balding Reveal hidden contents no it's still actually the serial killer bit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Warrior Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 (edited) He popped a wig on when he was grooming lush young twinks tho Edited December 8, 2018 by Amen Warrior Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Proper stylish innit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseburgerwalrus Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 u got frends to day? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 yes m8 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 11/16/2018 at 10:16 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said: On 11/16/2018 at 10:13 PM, Braintree said: Tell you what, I'm going to a show tonight. I'll make a friend from there and you can live vicariously through me. thanks my man u one of the good 1s...have fun and think of me pls Just circling back on this. I tried to make a fren that night (Duran Duran Duran show) but they were kind of weird about it. Saw a girl with an Igorrr patch, so I told her it was rad and started walking off, but she wanted to talk to me. We headed to the bar where she basically talked about herself and her partner for 15 minutes (with intermittent awkward silences). Oddly enough, she didn't try to get the bartender's attention, so she was expecting me to buy her one...? Not sure what that was about. I told her I was going to go check out the next act and she says "So you're just going to walk away?" wat I tried, cheeseburger. She's an almost fren. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 sounds like she was unhappy with her man and was trying to fuck around behind his back/make him jealous. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684500 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 People calling themselves ambiverts is now a thing? What is it? You're like a normal person? Also one of my friends has a really bad taste in people when he's making new friends so I'm starting to get kind of worried why I'm his friend.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 9:22 AM, mokz said: People calling themselves ambiverts is now a thing? What is it? You're like a normal person? This is definitely a thing with the younger generations. Making up labels for things that already exist. The Olde Wheel Reinvention Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2684529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseburgerwalrus Posted January 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Hi'yall I made (lol) a frend 2 weeks ago. I met this gorgeous fella on da streets when I was not cummuting or going nowhere just spending time outside. Lol...now that Im reminiscing about the meating of ours...I asked him: do u like benzos??? He replies..yes. We talked a long time about varius subjets and then he dropped the hammer and he asked: 'cbw yo u wana com chek out my crib" so I said Yes pls like a stupid mo-fo (no survival instincts but U kno what they always say... "Well he was just soooo niceeeeee he didn't seem like a bad person" but he wasnt a bad persson and notin bad happened and u kno nobodi has asked me that knda tihng in a while if i remember correclty) so we commuted to his house and we talked some more and spent some time and it was like we had been frens for a long long time. Weird ting is.. In my dreams some time (cud be years, I can't rember) ago I had dreamed I had been in the exact same place...it was so weird, I had been on his balcony etc... My father man say we share tis dream ting like it's in our blud, my father man is a dreamer too., and the father of my father was a dreamer man too (he draemt about winning money and ye he won a lots of money (rich)). But I only dream about frens.... Tho,,broplem ensued when I didn't kno when to leave. Like ALLWAYS when I visit somebodi (a relative, a family, a friends (rips)) they always say like u kno "may be the time to leave rite???" or like "ok i'm off to bed" or they be real mad and not say aynthing but pissed off to the max and u kno so that I wud get the non-said-aloud message to leave the building. But tis new budding of mine he dint say anytin, he dint go mad and nothing. He jus relaxed and was nice. In the end I left tho......... Great christmas present..I been preying..argh.. PRAYING a lot so I think it was a gift from da upper lords.. so thank u God and Jesus and all dem.. Ps.Miss u my man if u reedink this...who ever u was... i be missin u Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 same heppen 2me, maybe we was the guys? (i was the gay maybe? or u RESPECTively) hehe Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dingformung's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseburgerwalrus Posted January 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 ok.............................. gots to ask for advice from u fellow www bros. So. If u got a new frend...how often is good time to message / call dem? Like u kno... not too often.. becus if u be private messaging them too offten then they get mad (and frenship is terminated 4ever) but if too less messaging.. then the frend doesnt evern remember who u are.. and they be messaging: "who was tis?" or they dont reply at all.. and the frienship is terminated so What is a good ballance? Thanks for advice in advance the answer dont need to be in hurry. im not hi darrei if u rember any thing from da meating then it wasnt u,,,,,, gnome sane Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taupe Beats Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 On 1/2/2019 at 8:49 PM, cheeseburgerwalrus said: Hi'yall I made (lol) a frend 2 weeks ago. I met this gorgeous fella on da streets when I was not cummuting or going nowhere just spending time outside. Lol...now that Im reminiscing about the meating of ours...I asked him: do u like benzos??? He replies..yes. We talked a long time about varius subjets and then he dropped the hammer and he asked: 'cbw yo u wana com chek out my crib" so I said Yes pls like a stupid mo-fo (no survival instincts but U kno what they always say... "Well he was just soooo niceeeeee he didn't seem like a bad person" but he wasnt a bad persson and notin bad happened and u kno nobodi has asked me that knda tihng in a while if i remember correclty) so we commuted to his house and we talked some more and spent some time and it was like we had been frens for a long long time. Weird ting is.. In my dreams some time (cud be years, I can't rember) ago I had dreamed I had been in the exact same place...it was so weird, I had been on his balcony etc... My father man say we share tis dream ting like it's in our blud, my father man is a dreamer too., and the father of my father was a dreamer man too (he draemt about winning money and ye he won a lots of money (rich)). But I only dream about frens.... Tho,,broplem ensued when I didn't kno when to leave. Like ALLWAYS when I visit somebodi (a relative, a family, a friends (rips)) they always say like u kno "may be the time to leave rite???" or like "ok i'm off to bed" or they be real mad and not say aynthing but pissed off to the max and u kno so that I wud get the non-said-aloud message to leave the building. But tis new budding of mine he dint say anytin, he dint go mad and nothing. He jus relaxed and was nice. In the end I left tho......... Great christmas present..I been preying..argh.. PRAYING a lot so I think it was a gift from da upper lords.. so thank u God and Jesus and all dem.. Ps.Miss u my man if u reedink this...who ever u was... i be missin u Sini? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Taupe Beats's signature Hide all signatures Mix thread (go here, listen, enjoy): https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95058-very-old-member-idi-amin-new-mixes/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseburgerwalrus Posted January 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Taupe Beats: No Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taupe Beats Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Yeah I think yes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Taupe Beats's signature Hide all signatures Mix thread (go here, listen, enjoy): https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95058-very-old-member-idi-amin-new-mixes/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 You know when you're at work and a male coworker shows you a big booty pic on instagram and you both express appreciation for said booty. Respond in kind with a picture of a charcuterie board complete with a few types of cured meats, olives, apple slices, cherries, peppers, crackers, sliced baguette, various cheeses and perfectly paired wine. Make a face like you wanna fuck it. If your coworker seems confused, show a pic of an octopus squirting ink while you make a jack-off motion with your hands. If your coworker thinks you are unusual, this person is not worth knowing and cannot offer you anything of import. Stop trying to make friends and start trying to make humans into other things like dollhouse furniture. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 big booties connect people Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 4:13 AM, Candiru said: Make a face like you wanna fuck it. this is a great sentence. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 I cud lern a thing r 2 from this tred. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 (edited) I keep coming in here thinking I'm going to get something out of it. Edited January 7, 2019 by Braintree Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Only you can decide what to make out of a friend's advice. You can ignore it at your peril or listen to them and be indebted to them forever. Walk around with a talking parrot on your shoulder while wearing a Hawaiian shirt to let everyone know that life's a breeze. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 9:17 AM, Candiru said: Only you can decide what to make out of a friend's advice. You can ignore it at your peril or listen to them and be indebted to them forever. Walk around with a talking parrot on your shoulder while wearing a Hawaiian shirt to let everyone know that life's a breeze. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2689999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 9:11 AM, Braintree said: I keep coming in here thinking I'm going to get something out of it. On 1/7/2019 at 9:17 AM, Candiru said: Only you can decide what to make out of a friend's advice. You can ignore it at your peril or listen to them and be indebted to them forever. Walk around with a talking parrot on your shoulder while wearing a Hawaiian shirt to let everyone know that life's a breeze. I think we all just got something out of this thread. Serious question: is this thread better/worse than "what if i told you?" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2690263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 don't you start making veiled "which thread should I close" questions. i know what you are up to. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2690267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 1/8/2019 at 5:17 PM, Salvatorin said: don't you start making veiled "which thread should I close" questions. i know what you are up to. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96040-how-to-make-friends/page/8/#findComment-2690288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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