jaderpansen Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 fart jokes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/23/2019 at 9:16 PM, beerwolf said: New Years Eve the Christmas lights are still twinkling but fading fast, the lush green tree is still pretty but somehow looking grey and boring, you're feeling fat and bloated and just want to go to bed for 48 hours and disappear into soft pillow of lovely dreams and wake up on a mountain peak where the air is fresh and life affirming like Heaven in winter time, the kaleidoscopic cornucopia of booze looks about as interesting as a cold ASDA chicken sandwich after snorting a big fat line of nice cocaine, your local pub has been taken over by a massive crowd of total fucking wankers you don't know, your local pub has been taken over by a crowd of total fucking cunts you do know but the ones you avoid as best you can throughout the year, this crowd of fake wankers and cunts are for the next few hours your best friends, but you find you are outside heaving in lungful's of fresh air trying to escape the ninth circle of Hell, you stagger home and disappear into a hard pillow of agitated dreams and wake up to the most depressing time of the year with monochrome, cold grey weather that sucks the life out of your sepia rendered soul, with nothing to look forward to until spring which seems infinite aeons away I fucking hate new years eve This is a great post, however have you considered that you're not obligated to do any of these things on New Years Eve? Perhaps what you actually hate is people, and feeling the need to conform to societies expectations of your behavior? Just do whatever the fuck you want to do on that day, and ignore what everyone else is doing, and it'll be fine. Really. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 don't take it tooo seriously Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/24/2019 at 5:28 PM, beerwolf said: don't take it tooo seriously and that's when beerwolf became the Morrissey of WATMM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 #1 everybody loves but i just dont get at all: On 3/24/2019 at 4:47 PM, MDM Chaos said: people Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) *shrugs* I just can't get wildly excited about the clock hitting 12 on the 31st December, I find it a bit odd why it's such a big thing to a lot of people. Probably because I'm an outdoor person and I find January and February harsh, cold and dark and I find it depressing. Like I said I prefer Christmas when I'm surrounded by friends and family who I love, not surrounded by numpties who rub me up the wrong way after drinking too many light ales. But yeah it was a bit of a story slightly exaggerated to make it a bit more interesting. Hey ho. Edited March 24, 2019 by beerwolf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) sarcasm i just don't get it :( Edited March 24, 2019 by darreichungsform Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dingformung's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieAddison Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Cheese Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DavieAddison's signature Hide all signatures Spotify | Apple Music | Bandcamp | Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Sports Ice cream Pink Floyd Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Forget that pussycat Morrissey just out to prove I am as dark and evil as Pol Pot (and hate people just as badly as he did) I've always turned The Simpsons off the seconds it takes me to find and pick up the remote control and turn it off. I bet that's freaking some of you out big time. Just not for me pipsqueaks. Sorry about that. (Ohhh I must be a serial killer!!!) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Eggs Dicks Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Dick eggs. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/24/2019 at 7:29 PM, Zephyr_Nova said: Dick eggs. i no rite Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 gays Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/24/2019 at 5:33 PM, auxien said: #1 everybody loves but i just dont get at all: On 3/24/2019 at 4:47 PM, MDM Chaos said: people Actually I feel that if most people are hard pressed this would be one of their answers. People are always complaining about other sets of people and so 'people' becomes something they don't get. On 3/24/2019 at 6:39 PM, Ivan Ooze said: Ice cream this is the most surprising thing I've seen in this thread. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Sports Butts Sports butts Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/24/2019 at 2:03 AM, doorjamb said: On 3/23/2019 at 6:59 AM, Stickfigger said: OPNAlmost said that but I really like Replica On 3/24/2019 at 10:50 AM, MadellisTheSixth said: fuckloads of sugar in everything Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) Actually, a real one: Holidays. Not everyone ofc, but I've come across too many people who obsessively jet off somewhere numerous times a year, and in many cases it seems like it's more an indication that their home lives are dull. Why not try and fix that, instead of forever trying to escape?. Plus the endless babble about how wonderful they are because they travel (a minority subset of the above, but a large minority) It's also a hilarious environmental blind spot. The number of people I know who fly about on weekend breaks 3-4 times a year, and then go on a climate march... Edited March 24, 2019 by Tricone RC Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
drome Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 god’s chosen ones Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Apple watches Ray Romano Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lachesi Posted March 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) On 3/24/2019 at 8:22 PM, Tricone RC said: Actually, a real one: Holidays. Not everyone ofc, but I've come across too many people who obsessively jet off somewhere numerous times a year, and in many cases it seems like it's more an indication that their home lives are dull. Why not try and fix that, instead of forever trying to escape?. Plus the endless babble about how wonderful they are because they travel (a minority subset of the above, but a large minority) Yeah! Nice one, holidays! Edited March 25, 2019 by Lachesi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 dank memes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 I feel bad for those who can't feel the joy of a properly dank meme. I don't like licorice or asparagus. Or raw onions/garlic. Those are some downright ugly ass flavors. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 (edited) Ugly ass flavours are def underrated. Eww gross? More like eww good, you philistines. Edited March 25, 2019 by Zephyr_Nova Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 A nice peaty scotch is a beautifully ugly flavor. Raw onions taste like instant diarrhea. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96747-things-everybody-loves-but-you-dont-get-at-all/page/4/#findComment-2706302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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