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Sat down on the toilet in locker room after work to have a poo. Poo didn't come so I browsed chatmm on phone for 5mins then did up my trousers and left.

  On 4/3/2019 at 8:32 PM, hello spiral said:

Sat down on the toilet in locker room after work to have a poo. Poo didn't come so I browsed chatmm on phone for 5mins then did up my trousers and left.

 

I pooped for the two of us, spiral. look up homie pooping, it's a thing

just peeled my smartwool socks off and gave each pink poached pad and each pink poached toe a good satisfying deep rub, gave each interspace (looked that term up) a good r.e.m. inducing manipulation 

 

ohh sweet jesus….

the people who live above me watch Friends constantly, CONSTANTLY!!!! C   O   N   T   S  A   N   T   L   Y   !   !   !  !   !  !  !  

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  On 4/3/2019 at 11:59 PM, Stickfigger said:

Drank an iced coffee

That reminds me of the coffee I let get cold right in front of me over the course of the past three hours.

I'm glad the storms have stopped and the temperatures are getting mild. I'm looking forward to 12°C / 54°F tomorrow. Hope it won't get much warmer than 25°C / 77°F anytime soon. Between 15°C / 59°F and 25°C / 77°F is my sweet spot.

Could they BE any more base?


  On 4/3/2019 at 11:28 PM, MDM Chaos said:

the people who live above me watch Friends constantly, CONSTANTLY!!!! C   O   N   T   S  A   N   T   L   Y   !   !   !  !   !  !  !  

Making a 50 second normiecore corporate bgm for a neighbourhood association vid, 120 bpm, major key... uplifting piano, bassline and millennial whoops on deck.

Eating at McDonald's before going to work. Packed my own food: burritos... Again.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 12:54 AM, yek said:

Eating at McDonald's before going to work. Packed my own food: burritos... Again.

Don't despise burritos. I wish we had some decent burrito places here. All we got is döner kebab everywhere (which is pretty awesome, actually)

  On 4/4/2019 at 1:07 AM, darreichungsform said:

 

  On 4/4/2019 at 12:54 AM, yek said:

Eating at McDonald's before going to work. Packed my own food: burritos... Again.

Don't despise burritos. I wish we had some decent burrito places here. All we got is döner kebab everywhere (which is pretty awesome, actually)

Except mine are microwaved :/

Oh well, I bribed myself to go to work by buying Ben and Jerry's ice cream for after.

I fell asleep at 1021PM last night.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I helped some people move and took a mirror they didn’t want. It’s now hanging above our piano in the living room and it brightens up the room nicely. Thinking about how all our furniture is either IKEA or was given to us.

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