Mundane everyday occurrences

Waiting for Moka Pot to boil.  Have to pee just a little bit, but don't want to go through all the steps of getting from here to there. Half of them will be taken when I get up to pour my coffee tho, so may do it then.  We'll see.  I could report back but probably won't.  It's boiling now.  Nice. 

Picked my nose.

I made toast

I was very sleepy this afternoon. I bought a mixed non-alcoholic energy drink from a coffee shop which is very unusual for me. I nearly forgot to sign the payment receipt. After that I was not sleepy.

Hahaha I thought this thread was called "mudvayne's everyday occurances" at first glance... Should we make a thread called that too??

my room is too damn hot

ran out of bananas

Having woke up from my 3am nap at work, I am eating two small oranges

My wife wanted me to post this here on behalf of her:

"I saw a squirrel."

had brain fog all day probs drank too much coffee this week.

got a weird throat thing so water tastes yuck now.

Watching tv before passing out

  On 4/12/2019 at 3:42 AM, Stickfigger said:

I was in a toilet cubicle and could hear the guy wiping next stall over but he was almost making a scratching / rubbing sound - rapidly scraping the paper back and forth against his butt - if something isn't wrong now it will be shortly with those kinds of practices

this is why I hate using public/communal restrooms. some asshole listening to me wiping my... asshole. FFS mang!

loling @ wiping talk, while peeling a banana

Can you spare a square?

I bought a pair of "slacks", *swings pants* they're great!

  On 4/12/2019 at 10:40 AM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 4/12/2019 at 3:42 AM, Stickfigger said:

I was in a toilet cubicle and could hear the guy wiping next stall over but he was almost making a scratching / rubbing sound - rapidly scraping the paper back and forth against his butt - if something isn't wrong now it will be shortly with those kinds of practices

this is why I hate using public/communal restrooms. some asshole listening to me wiping my... asshole. FFS mang!

Yeah it's a weird world. I once had a guy in our work restroom accuse me of taking a picture of him in the stall next to me simply because he saw my feet facing forward (opposite direction than sitting) cuz I was peeing. He went off on a long tirade about how I should use a stall for peeing etc. Bolted outta there asap and then he found me later as he recognized me by my shoes and was like "yeah I'm that guy from the bathroom". That was my welcome to the new office when I started working there.

He wanted to be photographed shitting and not by just anyone ;)

Used spidey senses to navigate train prolapse @ Cardiff central

Bought sandpaper to sand some paint off a skirting board, which I will be doing tomorrow. I will then repaint it

  On 4/12/2019 at 3:53 PM, Lane Visitor said:

 

  On 4/12/2019 at 10:40 AM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 4/12/2019 at 3:42 AM, Stickfigger said:

I was in a toilet cubicle and could hear the guy wiping next stall over but he was almost making a scratching / rubbing sound - rapidly scraping the paper back and forth against his butt - if something isn't wrong now it will be shortly with those kinds of practices

this is why I hate using public/communal restrooms. some asshole listening to me wiping my... asshole. FFS mang!

Yeah it's a weird world. I once had a guy in our work restroom accuse me of taking a picture of him in the stall next to me simply because he saw my feet facing forward (opposite direction than sitting) cuz I was peeing. He went off on a long tirade about how I should use a stall for peeing etc. Bolted outta there asap and then he found me later as he recognized me by my shoes and was like "yeah I'm that guy from the bathroom". That was my welcome to the new office when I started working there.

 

Sounds like part of the plot to Office Space 2: Return of the Stapler

no cheese in my samich, pain

Went to the post office to post something I sold on ebay. I had stamps on me so I only needed to contribute 5 pence of my actual money. When I got home I added the reference number to despatch notice on my Ebay account.

I am sitting at work waiting for it to end.

f5in' the day away

I accidentally bought toilet wipes instead of the other kind.

  On 4/13/2019 at 12:23 AM, luke viia said:

f5in' the day away

Same but heat night