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what doth life?

  On 12/18/2019 at 1:15 AM, Stickfigger said:

Anyone ever fucked a nurse ?

Yes thank you.

I am shocked that you have indulged in these unchristian carnal activities and that - even worse - you feel pride in telling us about it. It is immoral that you allowed yourself to enjoy such pleasures and you should ask for forgiveness.

Has anyone fucked a nun, though?

  On 12/18/2019 at 5:30 AM, Stickfigger said:

Wipe away the evidence and wipe away the WATMMpedia files 

Hide this thread on a Russian server

  On 12/18/2019 at 4:40 AM, Stickfigger said:

I fucked a few pharmacists, a hospital secretary and some girl who worked as a physio, but, no nurses. Add that to the WATMMopedia.

IIRC someone ere at the 'MM is a murse... I want to say its someone who was/is active in the Ae subforum, maybe XXX but also maybe not him.

I''ve never actullay met a murse in real life but if I did I'd probably fuck him, registered or unregistered.

I've sexed a pharmacist, two nurses and a doctor

Not at the same time though

Lähetetty minun moto e5 plus laitteesta Tapatalkilla

how do i move to and become a citizen in Finland?

You need to bone at least 600 nurses

lol @ drillicker not understanding the sarcasm in my earlier post. It shows that he lives in a place where such statements are made unironically

  On 12/18/2019 at 4:40 AM, Stickfigger said:

I fucked a few pharmacists, a hospital secretary and some girl who worked as a physio, but, no nurses. Add that to the WATMMopedia. 

 

 

 

Drug dealers and your grandma who you steal sleeping tablets from do not count as pharmacists. 

  On 12/18/2019 at 4:17 PM, darreichungsform said:

You need to bone at least 600 nurses

I expect some sexual/gender issues if they have to be finnish nurses.

  On 12/18/2019 at 6:29 PM, darreichungsform said:

lol @ drillicker not understanding the sarcasm in my earlier post. It shows that he lives in a place where such statements are made unironically

I was facepalming at the fact that it was sarcastic, and also at the disgusting line at the end.  It was an absolutely tasteless post.

  On 12/18/2019 at 7:34 PM, drillkicker said:

I was facepalming at the fact that it was sarcastic, and also at the disgusting line at the end.  It was an absolutely tasteless post.

Okay, then I was the one who misunderstood. My bad. Did I hurt religious feelings? If so, good, because this religion, especially in its more dogmatic forms, has suppressed and stigmatized so many people that it's only fair to poke fun at it.

Guy's, do I stick or twist here?

What would a registered nurse do?

Put a needle in it

  On 12/18/2019 at 8:18 PM, Stickfigger said:

My grandma is dead

And I'm a pharmacist too so it's really not that much of a stretch is it ?

Also, why so cuntish?

I suppose it was a failed attempt on comedy and no serious attempt on attacking you, but I am just speculating.

My grandmother passed away, too. She was an Ungarndeutsche  / Danube Swabian, a part of the German minority in Hungary that was expelled during the Second World War. She had to flee to Nazi Germany, where she married my grandfather, who had to flee from Hauerland in what is now Slovakia where the Carpathian German minority, which has been living in this area for generations as a result of the Habsburg monarchy (a former multiethnic superstate), was persecuted in the course of the Slovak national uprising, which fought the fascist collaborative Slovak Nazi regime but also massacred the German minorities who had nothing to do with national socialism. He was taken prisoner of war but was able to escape execution from a partisan concentration camp and flee to Nazi Germany, where he was forced to join the Waffen SS as a conscript. His blood type was tattooed on his arm and then he was sent to the French front, where he was shot. He then was 15 years old. He returned to the homeland of his ancestors as an injured man: Swabia. There he met my grandmother and together they lived in diaspore, being spit on by the non-refugee mostly Catholic part of the population, many of which were Nazis. He learned the profession of carpenter and built a house in which he founded a family. That's the paternal side of my family history which is similar to the maternal one. They all went through a lot of hardship and austerity so that I can exist now and browse memes and waste my life away watching YouTube videos 

Put that motherfucker in the WATMMopedia

Nice one!

  On 12/18/2019 at 8:18 PM, Stickfigger said:

My grandma is dead

And I'm a pharmacist too so it's really not that much of a stretch is it ?

 

I'm not sure writing prescriptions for a dead relative to then sell to your junkie mates is something you should be boasting about, but whatever gets you off. 

maybe not boast about it but pm me if you need to chat

Sorry everyone, I clearly misjudged the mood of the 'list every profession you've fucked/eulogies for dead grandma combo thread'. 

hey WATMMopedia: is there a grandmas you've fucked thread?

I'm ashamed...