Coronavirus COVID-19

  On 5/6/2020 at 1:26 PM, xox said:

Im here just to ask you.... How do you guyz have the energy for this shit?! Nothing better to do?

  On 5/6/2020 at 1:26 PM, xox said:

Im here just to ask you.... How do you guyz have the energy for this shit?! Nothing better to do?

Nothing better to do that to ask this shit?

  On 5/6/2020 at 10:10 AM, dingformung said:

 pointless brain yoga

Looks like I'll be allowed to go see my mother for Mother's Day.

Thanks Mrs. Prime Minister.

Passed the point where putting a Bill Hicks clip about reading, books & the US would be relevant.

Nevermind, Britain leading the way to the core of the apocalypse & Boris is still in power. Nothing wrong here, everything’s fine, lovely weather, really want to kill that cunt who is mowing lawn but all in good time.

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A medical researcher said to be on the "verge of making very significant" coronavirus findings was found shot to death over the weekend in Pennsylvania, officials said.

Bing Liu, 37, a researcher at the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine, was found dead Saturday inside a home in Ross Township, north of Pittsburgh, the Allegheny County medical examiner said. He had been shot in the head and the neck, the agency said. An hour after Liu's body was discovered, a second person, Hao Gu, 46, was found dead inside a car less than a mile away, the agency said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/researcher-verge-making-very-significant-coronavirus-findings-shot-death-n1200896

  On 5/6/2020 at 10:35 PM, Nebraska said:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/researcher-verge-making-very-significant-coronavirus-findings-shot-death-n1200896

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Police believe the deaths occurred on Saturday after a "lengthy dispute regarding an intimate partner," according to the Ross Police Department Wednesday.

  On 5/6/2020 at 10:52 PM, ignatius said:

Police believe the deaths occurred on Saturday after a "lengthy dispute regarding an intimate partner," according to the Ross Police Department Wednesday.

Good article:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52543692

  On 5/7/2020 at 7:19 AM, dcom said:

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Yes, that's me to a T.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/07/politics/trump-valet-tests-positive-covid-19/index.html

One of Trump’s personal valets tested positive for the rona.

There seems to be a new type of Cock Sack that drives around quite aggressively in their BMW with dark glasses on and a fucking top-of-the-range face mask on. Obviously some sort of new cunt-faced-poser fashion statement

Wow. I would like to shoot a tranquiliser dart into your neck, then drag you out of your BMW onto the road and take a satanic shit (which has been brewing in my bowel for at least 24 hours) on your face. 

Toodle Pip!

Ass to mouth

Then he pulls a Kenneth Noye or Richie Aprile’s you into a Beansie

Vroom vroom n that

What is a "top-of-the-range face mask?" Haven't heard that term before.

vroom vroom motherfucker

  On 5/7/2020 at 9:06 PM, hijexx said:

What is a "top-of-the-range face mask?" Haven't heard that term before.

iFFP3+ 

  On 5/7/2020 at 9:27 PM, dingformung said:

vroom vroom motherfucker

going postal

I quoted "vroom vroom motherfucker" at my friend while we driving around running errands the other day.  She didn't know the reference, but it was okay.

Invisible Enemies (Real Life Magazine) - "The 5G–coronavirus conspiracy fusion reveals that all paranoia today tends toward techno-paranoia"

The Medical Front (The Baffler; a series reporting on the experience of doctors at the frontlines of the battle against coronavirus)