https://inquiristmag.com/2020/05/27/white-house-touts-zero-deaths-from-spanish-flu/

  On 5/27/2020 at 12:28 AM, caze said:

He clearly doesn't know what the phrase means. And no, it isn't a phrase rooted in slavery:

It doesn't refer to people, it refers to their skills and knowledge, etc.

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Coronavirus: Monkeys 'escape with COVID-19 samples' after attacking lab assistant

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-monkeys-escape-with-covid-19-samples-after-attacking-lab-assistant-11996752

lol, that's some unlikely thing that happens in a movie, not reality

2020 needs new writers

  On 5/29/2020 at 8:00 PM, brian trageskin said:

 

lol, that's some unlikely thing that happens in a movie, not reality

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what is happening

  On 5/30/2020 at 10:09 PM, dingformung said:

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U.S. cities fear protests may fuel new wave of virus outbreaks

https://www.cp24.com/world/u-s-cities-fear-protests-may-fuel-new-wave-of-virus-outbreaks-1.4961869

america #1 baby

  On 5/30/2020 at 10:56 PM, ignatius said:

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