Autechre Funny Autechre Stories

  On 6/23/2009 at 12:52 AM, Capsaicin said:

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Oh, so many knobs! Twiddle me harder! Oh yes! Insert your 1/4" plug into me! Yeeaaahhh that's it

it's rather something like:

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- /* Wait until NBUSY line goes high */

- count = 0;

- do {

- status = LP_S(minor);

- count++;

- if (need_resched)

- schedule();

- } while (LP_READY(minor, status) && (count<LP_CHAR(minor)));

+

+ if(LP_F(minor)&LP_STRICT)

+ {

+ /* Wait until NBUSY line goes high */

+ count = 0;

+ do {

+ status = LP_S(minor);

+ count++;

+ } while (LP_READY(minor, status) && (count<LP_CHAR(minor)));

+ }

+ else while(wait) wait--;

+

/* take strobe low */

outb_p(( LP_PSELECP | LP_PINITP ), ( LP_C( minor )));

/* update waittime statistics */

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

pics or gtfo.

In advance though, if you do have the Ae logo that is fucking killer awesome

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:17 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

pics or gtfo.

 

In advance though, if you do have the Ae logo that is fucking killer awesome

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I know! it's so killer awesome wicked off de 'ook fabcrapulous shittasticly good it'll turn your blood into strawberry ice cream and make your arm nauseous. I am gonna grab borrow a camera of someone then I'd love to get my ae tattoo right up in yer face matey-o

  On 5/27/2009 at 4:08 AM, Enter a new display name said:

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<b>SEAN, NO!</b>

Nice. Lol. etc.

Quote Adolf Hitler: "My dog'd got no nose" "how does he smell?" "awful".

It's in Monty Pythons Flying Circus. Officially better than cirque du soleil spandex drama queens balancing on each others genitals etc.

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:17 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

pics or gtfo.

 

In advance though, if you do have the Ae logo that is fucking killer awesome

here yar go matey. Try not to get too turned on and hot by my sexy hairless bosom, harwharwaharr

shit,that's huge

  On 10/18/2009 at 6:14 PM, six said:

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

 

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

  On 7/3/2007 at 8:26 AM, Earth said:

I put Tri Repetae on my girls iPod and she put it on shuffle one day at school. She told me that 'Clipper' came on and she literally threw her iPod across the room cause it scared her so badly -- she said it sounded like bugs were scurrying around in her brain...

that's a good way of describing it!

  On 10/18/2009 at 7:37 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:17 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

pics or gtfo.

 

In advance though, if you do have the Ae logo that is fucking killer awesome

 

here yar go matey. Try not to get too turned on and hot by my sexy hairless bosom, harwharwaharr

dude that's fucking awesome! I was considering getting that exact same ae logo done if I ever decide I want a tatoo

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:45 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 7:37 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:17 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

pics or gtfo.

 

In advance though, if you do have the Ae logo that is fucking killer awesome

 

here yar go matey. Try not to get too turned on and hot by my sexy hairless bosom, harwharwaharr

dude that's fucking awesome! I was considering getting that exact same ae logo done if I ever decide I want a tatoo

It's, like, the only ae logo, dan.

lol true story

Nice HUGE tattoo :D

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:00 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 6:14 PM, six said:

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

 

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

 

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

  On 10/18/2009 at 11:57 PM, six said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:00 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 6:14 PM, six said:

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

 

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

 

 

That's some beautiful branding right there mon. ace.

 

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

 

I was playing a fighting game with my friends on my birthday and my dad walked into the room and said: "Evan (my name), all this clicking sounds like one of your songs."

My friends won't let me live it down.

  On 10/18/2009 at 11:57 PM, six said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:00 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 6:14 PM, six said:

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

 

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

 

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

 

Holy shit six that tat is fucking amazing also. I would probably get an Ae tat pretty soon actually if it wasn't for the fact that I have absolutely no money or income right now.

you should just get the untilted cover on your back

i'm getting the lp5 cover on my back

lol

lol

  On 10/18/2009 at 11:57 PM, six said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:00 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 6:14 PM, six said:

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

 

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

 

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

 

I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

  On 10/20/2009 at 1:51 AM, Candiru said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 11:57 PM, six said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:00 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 6:14 PM, six said:

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

 

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

 

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

 

 

I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

it's from the autechre album that goes WHAP THWAP

  On 10/20/2009 at 1:51 AM, Candiru said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 11:57 PM, six said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 9:00 PM, AJW said:

  On 10/18/2009 at 6:14 PM, six said:

  On 10/17/2009 at 4:05 PM, AJW said:

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

 

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

 

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

 

 

I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

leave this subforum niaow