Rate Your Lunch™

how the fuck do you break up your day if you dont have lunch, i am utterly bewildered

Spicy salmon sushi rolls. Trying to lose some weight so eating a lot of fish in place of unhealthy lunches.

Good but I've had it a million times so a bit boring.

3/5

  Fred McGriff said:

how the fuck do you break up your day if you dont have lunch, i am utterly bewildered

I drink coffee instead. Makes the hunger do away.

  Idrn said:

oh shit i just remembered i accidently bit into raw chicken last night. 1/5

 

also, americans sounds like they have so much easily accessible awesome food. is all this stuff you describe expensive?

Yeah, we do - hence why we are (mostly) fat bastards. I was at the movies last week (say Speed Racer, what an abomination) and noticed the armrest of the chair I was sitting it rose upwards so if a large person needed to, they could take up two fucking theater seats!

  Joyrex said:

  Idrn said:

oh shit i just remembered i accidently bit into raw chicken last night. 1/5

 

also, americans sounds like they have so much easily accessible awesome food. is all this stuff you describe expensive?

 

Yeah, we do - hence why we are (mostly) fat bastards. I was at the movies last week (say Speed Racer, what an abomination) and noticed the armrest of the chair I was sitting it rose upwards so if a large person needed to, they could take up two fucking theater seats!

 

dude that's for getting blowjobs

i'm guessing the floor was probably sticky

3 slices of thick toast with mashed pilchards in tomato and lots and lots of pepper. very good as usual but have had it about 4 days in a row now after years without pilchards.

what is a pilchard?

2nd world war food

you people don't even know what food is

but i'm from the past

  Velazquez said:

Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger - from Arizona Pizza Co. it was dope.

hell yeah, nice choice.

me? 1 McChicken sandwich, $1.06.

Waldorf salad, no dressing

Chicken salad sandwich on bagel bread

and an A&W root beer, only soda I've had this month.

oh god only some whip its

  theocide said:

what is a pilchard?

Isn't that a track off Analord?

i had a banana smoothie/milkshake type thing. so fast to make and damn tasty. and some mac n cheese leftovers from last night. 4/5 for speed and taste and goodness.

  awkward said:

i gobbled some cock for lunch

pwn

  Fred McGriff said:

  Joyrex said:

  Idrn said:

oh shit i just remembered i accidently bit into raw chicken last night. 1/5

 

also, americans sounds like they have so much easily accessible awesome food. is all this stuff you describe expensive?

 

Yeah, we do - hence why we are (mostly) fat bastards. I was at the movies last week (say Speed Racer, what an abomination) and noticed the armrest of the chair I was sitting it rose upwards so if a large person needed to, they could take up two fucking theater seats!

 

 

dude that's for getting blowjobs

 

i'm guessing the floor was probably sticky

yeah i was gonna say. cinemas bring out the worst in people (me). i managed to have sex in the back of an almost empty cinema while team america was on.

  LUDD said:

3 slices of thick toast with mashed pilchards in tomato and lots and lots of pepper. very good as usual but have had it about 4 days in a row now after years without pilchards.

good call, pilchards are the fucking tits. plus they'll help you not get prostate cancer. that, and the huge amount of masturbation.

  awkward said:

i gobbled some lunch for cock

dirty bastard

Pilchard D. James

  Idrn said:

also, americans sounds like they have so much easily accessible awesome food. is all this stuff you describe expensive?

Yeah, we do. It's one of the few things we do right.

  Fred McGriff said:

  Joyrex said:

Yeah, we do - hence why we are (mostly) fat bastards. I was at the movies last week (say Speed Racer, what an abomination) and noticed the armrest of the chair I was sitting it rose upwards so if a large person needed to, they could take up two fucking theater seats!

 

dude that's for getting blowjobs

 

i'm guessing the floor was probably sticky

Yeah, it is convenient for when you bring your ladyfriend along and want to get up and close with her.

I had my typical herb roasted chicken on multigrain bread with sliced tomatoes, red onions, spring mix, and spicy mustard, with an apple, a granola bar, and some pineapple. 3/5

  patternoverlap said:

  Idrn said:

also, americans sounds like they have so much easily accessible awesome food. is all this stuff you describe expensive?

 

Yeah, we do. It's one of the few things we do right.

 

 

  Fred McGriff said:

  Joyrex said:

Yeah, we do - hence why we are (mostly) fat bastards. I was at the movies last week (say Speed Racer, what an abomination) and noticed the armrest of the chair I was sitting it rose upwards so if a large person needed to, they could take up two fucking theater seats!

 

dude that's for getting blowjobs

 

i'm guessing the floor was probably sticky

 

Yeah, it is convenient for when you bring your ladyfriend along and want to get up and close with her.

 

 

I had my typical herb roasted chicken on multigrain bread with sliced tomatoes, red onions, spring mix, and spicy mustard, with an apple, a granola bar, and some pineapple.

I maintain it's for fat bastards.

Yeah, that too. I wonder if they make large folks buy two plane/train/bus tickets if they take up 2 seats.

It's easy as pie to make yourself fart in movie theater seats. I farted non stop thru Dances w/ Wolves.