Rate Your Lunch™

how disturbing? if you get a headache or a leg cramp i would recommend rubbing some Ben Gay on it and take a teaspoon of St. John's Wort

  Fred McGriff said:

it's locked safely away.

i just get crippling chest pains and sinus pressure every couple of minutes

That's harsh man. I let one go today after 2 days of inactivity. Twas quite foul.

  Fred McGriff said:

chocolate is far from poop. chocolate is delishess whereas poop is gross

(totally safe for work, barring the weird stares and the URL in your search history)

http://www.edibleanus.com/

  Fred McGriff said:

listen to some of these fags eating apples and apricots for lunch

Mr. Salads would put apples and apricots on a meatball sub.

(w/ mustard)

i had some sick macaroni and cheese with three kinds of cheese, broccoli, and bacon. i'm still full but thinking about it makes me hungry again

  A/D said:

sick macaroni

ill

  tauboo said:

  iep said:

bapao with magno chutney, 3/5

i always cut them in half spread sambal oelek, or some other sambal all over it

it's crappy snack food, but can be nice with the right condiments - there's this tiny toko that has bara & bapao with the most awesome chutneys and sambals, always fresh until three o clock or so (eerste nassaustraat). right next to the coffeeshop, so i sometimes come home with the strangest things.. two pounds of canned garlic paste? a backpack full of pomtajer root?!

had a very fit girl round who is vegetarian so i went all out:

peppers stuffed with fresh spinach, ricotta cheese and some pre-made 'rice with roasted vegetables' (from the reduced aisle) in sainsburys. accompanied with falafels made with chickpeas, mushrooms, cumin seeds and various spices i had laying about and in pitta bread with medditaranean hummus and vine tomatoes. washed down with a SIX QUID wine.

yes i got laid :D

9/10

My wife and I have been on a diet recently, nothing drastic just eating well, low fat, lots of white meats, greens, fiber, etc. We've been pretty good for a few months now so we decided to treat ourselves with our absolute most favorite restaurant (The Friendly Toast in Portsmouth, NH).

More detail and pics will follow later since we just got back from our mad romp up in NH, but lunch at the Friendly Toast started with a giant plate of brown sugar sweet potato fries, and I followed that up with the "Guy Scramble", which is 2 gigantic pieces of anadama toast (anadama is a New England specialty bread made from cornmeal and molasas), 3 eggs scrambled with avacado, black beans, cheese, and salsa, and a side of extra spicy home fries.

I have photographs of myself enjoying the feast I will post later.

I had a grape, cheese, and pepper butty, which was completely amazing.

i've run out of food so it's either a) subway, b) chippy or c) walk to sainsburys

it's gonna have to be subway.

  Idrn said:

had a very fit girl round who is vegetarian so i went all out:

 

peppers stuffed with fresh spinach, ricotta cheese and some pre-made 'rice with roasted vegetables' (from the reduced aisle) in sainsburys. accompanied with falafels made with chickpeas, mushrooms, cumin seeds and various spices i had laying about and in pitta bread with medditaranean hummus and vine tomatoes. washed down with a SIX QUID wine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes i got laid :D

 

9/10

what would have brought it to a full 10?

maybe if the lay was decent?

more cumin seeds ?

because of the context, i misread cumin seeds

lol u sed 'seedz' lol

cummin' seeds

Holly Moore's reviews always make me hungry:

http://www.hollyeats.com/

aye well, the day it wis cullen skink for a wee starter...

th'n haggis, neeps 'n' tatties wi a gen'rous side o stovies 'n' tripe.

follaed up wi a braw clootie dumplin an' aw washt doon wi a finest malt n irn bru!

ach it wis fair bra'!

almond magnum

2/5

didn't taste much of almonds

  tauboo said:

cummin' seeds

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND APPROVE OF THIS WORD PLAY

Today it was Wendy's - Chicken Club sandwich, small fries, small coke. Really couldn't decide what I wanted.

3/5

Taco Bell. They have the new 79/89/99 menu so I obligingly dabbled with an 89c three-layer naches and a 99c double beef cheesy burrito, as well as my standard double decker supreme.

I started with the nachos (comprising of chips, hot sauce, refried beans, and nacho cheese) and I quite enjoyed their simplicity. The nacho cheese was, as they say, "melty," and gave me a cheep high. The beans were warm and just the right slightly runny consistency. I do not like extremely pasty/cementy refried beans. Luckily they were the same consistency in my DD supreme, which was fabulous. I ate all of it when I usually leave the last bite which is typically broken and sloppy and disgusting looking, overrun with grease and turd-looking beef oozing out mixed in with twin festering rivers of sour cream and hot sauce. But it was good enough to polish off. Finally I wrapped things up with the cheesy double beef burrito, which was pretty savory and tasty. The grease flowed out of the bottom of the tortilla, down my wrist, and onto my New Yorker, and I required 8 napkins to get myself and my magazine clean. There was a bit too much rice in it, but aside from that, it was like eating a glorified beef meximelt for half the price. I washed it all down with sierra mist and left quite satisfied, and now I have to poop, which as some of you know, I haven't done since Thursday, so it's going to be wild.

  Fred McGriff said:

Taco Bell. They have the new 79/89/99 menu so I obligingly dabbled with an 89c three-layer naches and a 99c double beef cheesy burrito, as well as my standard double decker supreme.

 

I started with the nachos (comprising of chips, hot sauce, refried beans, and nacho cheese) and I quite enjoyed their simplicity. The nacho cheese was, as they say, "melty," and gave me a cheep high. The beans were warm and just the right slightly runny consistency. I do not like extremely pasty/cementy refried beans. Luckily they were the same consistency in my DD supreme, which was fabulous. I ate all of it when I usually leave the last bite which is typically broken and sloppy and disgusting looking, overrun with grease and turd-looking beef oozing out mixed in with twin festering rivers of sour cream and hot sauce. But it was good enough to polish off. Finally I wrapped things up with the cheesy double beef burrito, which was pretty savory and tasty. The grease flowed out of the bottom of the tortilla, down my wrist, and onto my New Yorker, and I required 8 napkins to get myself and my magazine clean. There was a bit too much rice in it, but aside from that, it was like eating a glorified beef meximelt for half the price. I washed it all down with sierra mist and left quite satisfied, and now I have to poop, which as some of you know, I haven't done since Thursday, so it's going to be wild.

Fucking hell, man - you HAVE to do a thread (with pics, c'mon!) on the results of that match!