Rate Your Lunch™

match... you mean my shit? well you cant manufacture inspirato... but if it's eventful than I'll be sure to share the details.

tried new sandwich shop... less than stellar.

more than ordinary?

moredinary?

  Fred McGriff said:

match... you mean my shit? well you cant manufacture inspirato... but if it's eventful than I'll be sure to share the details.

Of course I meant your shit - Bowl vs. Bowel, man!

still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday

  Fred McGriff said:

still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday

No fucking way you have been holding in your shit for a week...

then again, my daughter when she was 4 or 5 would go about that long without shitting, then release this big, massive singular turd that looked like layered strata...

Fred - have a steak and a glass of wine tonight ( the old "Reset Button Technique" )

my lunch was terrible how can an Italian fuck up an Italian sub ?

I just rocked a meatball sub for rosatis, the meatballs were the size of tennis balls and the bread was fresh and crunchy. There was melted cheese included but I couldn't specifically locate it. The sauce was sublime.

8.3/10

  Joyrex said:

  Fred McGriff said:

still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday

 

No fucking way you have been holding in your shit for a week...

 

then again, my daughter when she was 4 or 5 would go about that long without shitting, then release this big, massive singular turd that looked like layered strata...

 

yeah it's hard to fathom.. actually i think i'm about to go get rid of it right now, i think the time has come. but i did this to myself you see. i'd had a few xanax bars and that'll plug you right up.

i'm really quite fearful the damage i'm about to potentially go do to myself.... but then it wanes when i think about and i dont have to go. it waxes and it wanes.

  Fred McGriff said:

  Joyrex said:

  Fred McGriff said:

still haven't gone. it probably won't be till friday

 

No fucking way you have been holding in your shit for a week...

 

then again, my daughter when she was 4 or 5 would go about that long without shitting, then release this big, massive singular turd that looked like layered strata...

 

 

yeah it's hard to fathom.. actually i think i'm about to go get rid of it right now, i think the time has come. but i did this to myself you see. i'd had a few xanax bars and that'll plug you right up.

 

i'm really quite fearful the damage i'm about to potentially go do to myself.... but then it wanes when i think about and i dont have to go. it waxes and it wanes.

If you can manage, I would recommend doing it when you get home - because there will be blood. And you might cry.

* wonders why the guy who invented the Reset Button Technique hasn't hit the Reset Button *

There Will Be Blood

that's going to be name of the short story

yeah haven't had it yet. and yo i cant just reach into the fridge at work and pull out a filet and a bottle of cab

  Fred McGriff said:

There Will Be Blood

 

that's going to be name of the short story

 

yeah haven't had it yet. and yo i cant just reach into the fridge at work and pull out a filet and a bottle of cab

"Multus Sanguis Fluit" ( Much Blood Will Flow) is probably the only phrase I remember from 8 years of Latin.

* reaches into work fridge *

* pulls out Bordeaux and a thick Delmonico*

*reaches into work fridge*

*pulls out the lunch of a fat, cat-owning, single, 40-something woman*

  Fred McGriff said:

*pulls out the lunch of a fat, cat-owning, single, 40-something woman*

muller rice

galaxy cake bar

deep fried sadness

...ugh... you guys... I've stopped putting sugar in my coffee, and... well, I just don't use sugar no more. Fucking hell. My stomach is going crazy. There's some sort of detox-thingie going on inside of me... Shit... literally speaking. ...Diarrhea, fuck!

Had Mexican food at a restaurant right after seeing Indiana Jones - had chicken fajitas. Not bad, chicken could have used a bit more marination/seasoning.

3/5.

so i pooped and yes there was blood, and plenty of it

oh my lol.

WELL???

Damn, I've rubbed myself raw again...

lol, I think its possible you've actually got some kind of scattish tendencies there joyrex.

I'm out of here at noon today, so lunch consists of; almond chocolate bar, yogurt, coke. Fuck yeah.

  pcock said:

lol, I think its possible you've actually got some kind of scattish tendencies there joyrex.

FFS man, I'm KIDDING. I've got a really weak stomach when it comes to stuff like that - no way I'd be able to do scat stuff... even if I wanted to in the first place!

Naw, I just like hearing a good McGriff Poop Fable™. Doesn't everyone?

  Joyrex said:

Naw, I just like hearing a good McGriff Poop Fable™. Doesn't everyone?

I would say you're fucked up if you dont.

its title was lol enough for me