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I just ate an entire pizza. When I went in for that last piece my stomach told me not to, but my heart was like

  On 1/18/2014 at 7:57 PM, logakght said:

the blood of virgin whores

 

Had some of that drizzled on the steak.

 

S'nice

  On 1/18/2014 at 7:57 PM, logakght said:

the blood of virgin whores

 

Virgin..... whores..... Is that even possible?

 

Anyway I'm eating.... ok it sounds funky. But it's cream of cauliflower soup with smoked chorizo and parmesan cheese, and artichoke hearts in it.

 

Sounds weird but it's fucking delishh

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

a gala apple which i almost barfed all over the show after accidentally exposing myself to Glee in the work break room

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  On 1/24/2014 at 11:28 AM, hello spiral said:

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True story. A few years ago I worked as a hall tutor in halls of residence (looking after undergraduate students), the halls were catered. In the evening all postgraduates would eat together, one english girl eating avocado said "I just love avocado!" then one greek bloke said "Why of course! That's because it tastes like the cum!". As if it was a woman's intrinsic love of the man seed. Never felt so many arses clench round a dinner table before.

 

Right now I am consuming Aldi whisky fruit cake and a cup of tea.

  On 1/20/2014 at 1:45 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 1/18/2014 at 7:57 PM, logakght said:

the blood of virgin whores

 

Virgin..... whores..... Is that even possible?

 

What is a nymphet for 500 dollars.

 

 

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True story. A few years ago I worked as a hall tutor in halls of residence (looking after undergraduate students), the halls were catered. In the evening all postgraduates would eat together, one english girl eating avocado said "I just love avocado!" then one greek bloke said "Why of course! That's because it tastes like the cum!". As if it was a woman's intrinsic love of the man seed. Never felt so many arses clench round a dinner table before.

 

Right now I am consuming Aldi whisky fruit cake and a cup of tea.

 

hehe, good story. I love people who say stuff like this. Also, semen makes woman happier, except when it's rape, because rape isn't always funny. :nelson:

 

Just finished a glass of Coca Cola Zero and some cheese crackers.

 

Coca Cola Zero was good. The cheese crackers not so much, really. Still ate them all because I'm a glutton.

Just finished a sri Lankan fish curry. I knew I should've put another chilli in though.

 

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:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

Home made chicken rogan josh with mango chutney, naan breads and basmati rice. All washed down with an Australian chardonnay.

Awesome !

A preworkout meal! A big basa filet with herbs and butter and habanero pepper puree =)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

^^^

yumz

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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