A few films recently watched.

I just watched mulholland dr. for the first time. I was surprised and appalled that laura harring's puss-puss was blurred. so I googled and it turns out they did this on the dvd release because she didn't want screen caps to pop up all over the internets. does anyone else feel cheated by this?

away we go 6/10

  On 7/22/2009 at 3:13 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I just watched mulholland dr. for the first time. I was surprised and appalled that laura harring's puss-puss was blurred. so I googled and it turns out they did this on the dvd release because she didn't want screen caps to pop up all over the internets. does anyone else feel cheated by this?

Not at all because her cunt is disgusting and rotten anyway

  On 7/22/2009 at 4:18 AM, Iain C said:

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  On 7/22/2009 at 3:13 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

<br />I just watched mulholland dr. for the first time. I was surprised and appalled that laura harring's puss-puss was blurred. so I googled and it turns out they did this on the dvd release because she didn't want screen caps to pop up all over the internets. does anyone else feel cheated by this?<br />

<br /><br />Not at all because her cunt is disgusting and rotten anyway<br />

what are basing this on? please post photographic proof.

She's a woman, isn't that enough?

  On 7/22/2009 at 4:22 AM, Iain C said:

She's a woman, isn't that enough?

spoken like a fag..

10/10 for observation, Sherlock

lol. Don't ever change Iain

Not even into something more comfortable?

nah you're best all hot and bothered

The 13th Warrior - Awful, awful movie but it had enough over-the-top baddassery to at least keep me entertained while it's standard procedure plot crawled along. LoL at Antonio Banderas as an Arab. 5/10

500 days of summer - 10/10

Just upped it from 8/10 to 10/10 because of hindsight and memory

i've decided not to watch it so i don't jack off in the theater

kiss kiss bang bang. a good 8/9 outta 10 i reckon. i laughed a lot a lot throughout.

remember luddy i told you about it at eds birfday? watch it, its a good film. get aims on it too, she'll laugh her little cotton socks off.

Transmorphers 3/10

I fell asleep and missed maybe half of it. All the actors looked like porn actors (not porn STARS, just regular, rough at the edges, did our own makeup, slighly flabby porn actors). Half of the action happened off screen and was narrated. At times, ON SCREEN action was narrated (during a "tense" surgery scene - "you're losing it. it's dead." - spoken at a doctor poking a completely static and unmoving alien prop). The CGI looked more like Ray Harryhausen stop motion. It was not quite entertaining enough for a 90s style "giggling at shit movies" night.

But it was STILL better than Transformers. Seriously.

spring, summer, fall, winter, and spring

beautiful Korean movie about a couple of buddhist monks. highly recommended.

  On 7/23/2009 at 2:14 AM, analogue wings said:

Transmorphers 3/10

 

I fell asleep and missed maybe half of it. All the actors looked like porn actors (not porn STARS, just regular, rough at the edges, did our own makeup, slighly flabby porn actors). Half of the action happened off screen and was narrated. At times, ON SCREEN action was narrated (during a "tense" surgery scene - "you're losing it. it's dead." - spoken at a doctor poking a completely static and unmoving alien prop). The CGI looked more like Ray Harryhausen stop motion. It was not quite entertaining enough for a 90s style "giggling at shit movies" night.

 

But it was STILL better than Transformers. Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QndLjri1ldI

transmorphers 2 dude

yeah but then i'd need to see transformers 2 to do the comparison

criterion blu-ray deals:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_d_0_13?url=search-alias%3Ddvd&field-keywords=criterion+blu-ray&x=0&y=0&sprefix=criterion+blu

  On 7/23/2009 at 7:24 AM, Al Hounos said:

spring, summer, fall, winter, and spring

 

beautiful Korean movie about a couple of buddhist monks. highly recommended.

actually its vietnamese

Watchmen - Meh, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, I was pretty entertained for the entire three hours (I watched the director's cut).

Still, it felt like hamfisted philosophical nonsense being handled by somebody in their late teens / early 20's.

The decision to make the most faithful adaptation of the graphic novel was a huge mistake. Books do not = movies, nor do comic books. One day, I hope filmmakers will realize that and just ignore the fanboys.

That chick who played Silk Spectre II was utterly unconvincing. I liked Gugino as Silk Spectre I though. Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach deserved to be in a better film.

Antikoerper - 7.5/10

deadgirl

1/10 - piece of fucking shit. totally fucked out.

finally saw Moon all the way thru. great haunting score from Clint Mansell as usual.

the happening 1/10

holy mother of fuck