Count Your Boners

let's all make a pact. we'll pick a date. Let's say, next Thursday, March 19. Starting at 9:00 a.m. and continuing through 9:00 a.m. on Friday, March 20, we will count how many boners we get during that period and then report back in the the Count Your Boners thread.

It's time we contribute to science.

I've actually done this everyday for some time, today so far I have had only 3, but I've been really busy.

Does per hour count as more than one? I'll grab a big glass of water and a bottle of Vy-agg-ruh.

what if you have a lingering boner all day that rages every once in a while?

dont count your boners before theyre fapped

goffer-That counts as a one night stand or a 24 hour fling.

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wait does that mean i can't play?

You'll have to ask Alzado, his game man.

this would be better in the summer

SAD

but that appears to be no problem for abusivegeorge

lol, are you taking the piss?

I don't think being able to count your boners on a daily basis is affected by the seasons?

what if it''s like one never ending boner?

Then I guess you win?

if you experience an erection lasting more than 8 hours, please contact a dr. or physician.

i had a massive stonker yesterday watching surveillance in the cinema, it was the bit where julia ormond gets all kinky-les near the end. it was awful because shes like, killing someone while she lezes with 'em. it was pressing at a really painful angle but i couldnt move/readjust for fear that my friend would catch on that i had got a boner off the julia-ormond-necro-lez-off, which i had.

lol

dont laugh it was horrible

the scene was hot though

lol

  mrcopyandpaste said:

i had a massive stonker yesterday watching surveillance in the cinema, it was the bit where julia ormond gets all kinky-les near the end. it was awful because shes like, killing someone while she lezes with 'em. it was pressing at a really painful angle but i couldnt move/readjust for fear that my friend would catch on that i had got a boner off the julia-ormond-necro-lez-off, which i had.

I would just lean over and say "I am rock-hard right now."

he probably was too. we could have sucked eachother off :(

  mrcopyandpaste said:

he probably was too. we could have sucked eachother off :(

I suppose it's funnier if you say it after a non-sexy trailer, too.

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I am rock-hard right now.

it's pretty creepy when you imagine the guy in your av saying that

  LOL Alzado said:

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I am rock-hard right now.

 

 

it's pretty creepy when you imagine the guy in your av saying that

Especially thinking about him watching a heretic getting lashed to pieces.

this should be measured in inches per minute

i've got a 14-inch sweatpants boner

and a cranberry juice.