Count Your Boners

and minus 2dolla'

What if we reported the boners we felt like having, or how many each one felt like, as well as the actual census of boners?

we need graphs of our boners over time

boners/age line graph

I don't believe I had any boners today apart from a sleep boner in the early hours

who cares, you could get a stiffy-in-a-jiffy at any time

Boner Count - 1

thanks to xMissy.nl

I always get a boner about 2 hours into my day, when i return home, and before i go to sleep

On average

if i'm on a bus and i'm about to arrive at my destination i get a boner, wtf is that about

  Fred McGriff said:

if i'm on a bus and i'm about to arrive at my destination i get a boner, wtf is that about

You're excited

i get excited when my favorite team scores a touchdown yet i dont get a boner then, wtf is that about

buses vibrate violently at slow speeds

  Fred McGriff said:

i get excited when my favorite team scores a touchdown yet i dont get a boner then, wtf is that about

omg exactly the same thing happens to me! its well fucking weird, I think it must be because I associate the bus with school girls thats all I can think of.

i just had a wank

boner -1

That was reasonably quick.

while i was wanking i needed to poop but now i dont

guess i spunked out some poop

  Fred McGriff said:

this should be measured in inches per minute

3 feet high and rising.

Morning wood doesn't count, right?

My wang activated itself around 10am this morning.

hahahha the way you worded that -

*claps*

either get a boner or gtfo

if thanksomuch and i work together - i'm sure we could achieve something between the two of us

my gag reflex?