Guest weed Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 (edited) uh? *smacks hand to forehead* okay, don't play along Edited March 13, 2009 by weed Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 it's 10.44am and i've had 13 boners so far... and it's friday the 13th. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 i'm obviously lying... i haven't had a real boner since 2006 unless saying *boner* counts. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 i've had 420 each day this week. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 the bus destination boners used to cause some real gip back in the day, it seems to have ceased when i was around 16/17. but seriously, from since i was about 12, every bus trip, every time it ended, boner. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 enjoy each boner like it's your last kids! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 messiaen said: the bus destination boners used to cause some real gip back in the day, it seems to have ceased when i was around 16/17. but seriously, from since i was about 12, every bus trip, every time it ended, boner. That used to happen to me all the time in school. Then, right before we arrived at the school, I'd run through some mental imagery very akin to the kind of stuff Yegg posts here to make it go back down. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 shit come to think of it, that used to happen to me too what the fuck is that!? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Teenage libido + excess of road vibrations + teenage girls all dress like prostitutes now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 abusivegeorge said: Fred McGriff said: i get excited when my favorite team scores a touchdown yet i dont get a boner then, wtf is that about omg exactly the same thing happens to me! its well fucking weird, I think it must be because I associate the bus with school girls thats all I can think of. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 just thinking about riding the bus gives me a raging boner. whoops! thar she blows Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 for me it's all about the moist aromatic genetalia of old age pensioners who've sat in the bus seat before me and the musk and urine drenched man-made fibres of the upholestry. the mobile viscous atmosphere of the school trip pick'n'mix binge vomit or the caught short diarrhea. i've got a rager just thinking about it. anyone else? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 i got a stonker from the luscious vocabulary you employed to illustrate the thought. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 messiaen said: i got a stonker from the luscious vocabulary you employed to illustrate the thought. This^ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978533 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Just the one for today, but it's the weekend, so there might be another one down the pike. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 do it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Another day, another sausage. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 over 9000 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-978989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 27 today so far Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-979194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 ieafs said: i was walking around and then suddenly i came for absolutely no reason and it was really intense..., no uh, physical manifestations of it either - i was completely de-boned at the time. just some sort of spontaneous braingasm. Fucking lol, war of the penis cry. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-979636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 extinguishing boners is more fun than having them Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-979644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 How to stop a boner guide, part 1. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-979646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 , yegg Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-979648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 (edited) lumpenprol said: extinguishing boners is more fun than having them Especially with a few razor blades and some lemon juice. Edited March 15, 2009 by autopilot Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-979660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 autopilot said: lumpenprol said: extinguishing boners is more fun than having them Especially with a few razor blades and some lemon juice. whoa, you are more of a man than me. I was thinking more of TingTing aka "Xiao La Jao"'s hot pocket, but suit yourself. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43543-count-your-boners/page/3/#findComment-979667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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