Count Your Boners

No idea what you're on about. I don't speak French.

i'm not speaking sober...i belong in Hatx3's "happy thread"

  autopilot said:

  lumpenprol said:

extinguishing boners is more fun than having them

Especially with a few razor blades and some lemon juice.

but only for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act.

  lumpenprol said:

extinguishing hiding boners is more fun than having them

The ol' "tuck it under the belt" trick.

i was thinking more "in a vagina"

autopilot just got served

I misinterpreted. "Hiding" implies that you don't want anyone to know about it other than yourself. While sticking it in a vagina, its location is quite obvious.

Also, you're both rapists.

this thread makes me want to do a gay on autopilot

  autopilot said:

I misinterpreted. "Hiding" implies that you don't want anyone to know about it other than yourself.

depending on the vagina, this may or may not be true.

LEAVE AUTOPILOT ALONE

Alzado: Knock Knock

Autopilot: Who's there?

Alzado: Alzado

Autopilot: Yes Alzado?

Alzado: Can I do a gay to you?

Depends on how hard you gay and what your favorite toys are.

I could only make a small gay at the most.

small gay is better than no gay

  autopilot said:

Especially with a few razor blades and some lemon juice.

You've got it backwards; this is how boner is formed.

me and my ladyfriend have made an oath to do this starting at 9am march 19th.

How many boners do you think she'll get?

her dick is bigger than mine.

that being said, i get more boners because her dick gets me hot.

  essines said:

her dick is bigger than mine.

 

 

that being said, i get more boners because her dick gets me hot.

knowing that you have a boner gets me hot

He's a horse, so don't interpret his long face as unenthusiastic.

O-UUUMMBAH O-UUUMMBAH O-UUUMMBAH

i started at nine today. Does morning wood count?

3

3 Boners!

Is today the boner counting day?

I woke up with a huge horn as per usual but it's gone now. I'll probably have a wank before lunch, so I'll be sure to record it.