Fred McGriff Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) Yeah that's right. I was in the checkout line at best buy, purchasing "Gran Torino" and "Funny Farm" on DVD for my dad for father's day, waiting while some crusty old biddy was dictating her address to the 13 year old mexican checkout girl to join the rapid rewards membership or whatever. a kid and his mom are behind me arguing over a pack of sugarless gum. shut the fuck up kid, your mom doesnt want to buy you the gum. the kid wants the gum so baaaad though and because it's sugarless he should have it. you know what i did? I farted on the kid. farted on him and his mom. smelled like shit. their conversation came to an immediate hault and they retreated over to the next checkout line. as I was checking out I looked across the register and saw the kid there in the other line and i stared him down till he looked away. I wonder if that was something totally new for him, farting and not being ashamed of it. farting on a stranger and then following up with a stare down. and then i walked out with my head high. edit: less paedo Edited June 11, 2009 by Fred McGriff Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Etch Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Amazing. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 bitch had it coming Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 ahaha awsome ! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 pretty cool. but were you drunk? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 I saw a man wash his penis (uncircumsied) in the public basin today. He then dried it in a Dyson Airblade. I didn't stare him down. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 not drunk, but full of philly cheese steak. it smelled like a pasture blew through Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 kakapo said: I saw a man wash his penis (uncircumsied) in the public basin today. He then dried it in a Dyson Airblade. I didn't stare him down. sometimes fathers bring their little girls into the men's room that happened one time when i was at steak-n-shake... [athf] don't pull your penis out unless you really need to[/athf] imo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 joyrex on a posting spree Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Fred McGriff said: not drunk, but full of philly cheese steak. it smelled like a pasture blew through Fucking LOL, Classic McGriff™ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 IRARI said: kakapo said: I saw a man wash his penis (uncircumsied) in the public basin today. He then dried it in a Dyson Airblade. I didn't stare him down. sometimes fathers bring their little girls into the men's room that happened one time when i was at steak-n-shake... [athf] don't pull your penis out unless you really need to[/athf] imo the last time i had steak n shake i had to roll down the window on the way home and projectile vomit. that was 10 years ago. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tidbit Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 joyrex is bit like american alan partridge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Did you turn and deliver? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 dese manz hatin said: joyrex on a posting spree you've been had Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 dese manz hatin said: joyrex on a posting spree errr. That's a mcgriff thread. But i understand mistake ; everyone is wearing sligthly different versions of this ET/frog/lizard monster as avatar. That's really confusing, and i'm against it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Etch said: Did you turn and deliver? what does that mean? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) you know how if you don't cum for a certain time, you cum harder when you finally do let rip? i wish farts were that way, like you could not fart for a while and then all of a sudden kaboom Edited June 11, 2009 by IRARI Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 I was walking in my neighborhood a couple months ago and I saw some dude hanging half way out of the passenger side door of a pick up truck. I got a little closer and noticed his hands were way down his pants, and he was choking the life out of his dick. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) Did you turn and fire a sour air biscuit at the little blighter or did you just drop a daisy cutter and take out the whole area? Edited June 11, 2009 by Etch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Fred McGriff said: IRARI said: kakapo said: I saw a man wash his penis (uncircumsied) in the public basin today. He then dried it in a Dyson Airblade. I didn't stare him down. sometimes fathers bring their little girls into the men's room that happened one time when i was at steak-n-shake... [athf] don't pull your penis out unless you really need to[/athf] imo the last time i had steak n shake i had to roll down the window on the way home and projectile vomit. that was 10 years ago. that's all well and good but i like steak-n-shake because they give you the option of ordering a red bull as your drink Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) Babar said: dese manz hatin said: joyrex on a posting spree errr. That's a mcgriff thread. But i understand mistake ; everyone is wearing sligthly different versions of this ET/frog/lizard monster as avatar. That's really confusing, and i'm against it Did you just whine? Edited June 11, 2009 by Etch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Etch said: Did you turn and fire a sour air biscuit at the little blighter or did you just drop a daisy cutter and take out the whole area? we were queued up in line, so my rear was already aimed directly at him and he was probably < 1 foot away from me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) Oh my god. Right in his eyes. Thats how you drop the heat people. There is a serious lesson to be learnt here. Every word a sermon. Edited June 11, 2009 by Etch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Fred how many people total have you ever farted on Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46459-i-farted-on-a-kid-at-best-buy/#findComment-1062966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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