Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 this guy ^ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1118974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 DAT ASS Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1118976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 This fortune cookie has been up somebody's ass. Enjoy your evening. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1118989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 make a graphic fortune that illustrates how to open the fortune cookie Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1118993 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 "you just ate cat" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 On 9/9/2009 at 9:51 PM, Adjective said: make a graphic fortune that illustrates how to open the fortune cookie oooh that's really nice i quite like this On 9/9/2009 at 9:33 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: this guy ^ and this one too. the eyes have to be perfectly/subtley whacked out just like it too or else no good Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 On 9/9/2009 at 10:20 PM, yek said: "you just ate cat" was surprised the dog/cat thing didn't come up sooner... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 That limo has 1 window on teh front, probably at the back too so thats 2 and I counted 38 windows on one side, meaning there are another 38 windows on that side 38+38=76 76+2=78 The limo has a total of 78 windows. 2 people can be seated at the front and probably 4 can be seated on each seat for each window so 4x38=152 152+2=154 About 154 people can fit into that limo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 this will self-destruct in 1 month according to scientific consensus on paper decomposition Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) if you try to put "in bed" at the end of this fortune you'll surely end up shagging your own ugly sister Edited September 9, 2009 by Deep Fried Everything Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 ΔMi−1 = −αΣn=1NDi[n][Σj∈C{i}Fji[n − 1] + Fexti[n−1]] Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 "So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore". "You will do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I would have just given this to you Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 If you are reading this you just opened a fortune cookie _____________________________________________(please fill in) You know that thing that you always do that everybody hates? Stop doing it. This fortune doubles as an ornamental ring. Just add tape. YdOlUe cSoOnLgVrEaDt uTlHaEt iRoInDs, (this took way too long to make) 8==============================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please don't make a mess in the washroom, we worked really hard cleaning it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 On 9/9/2009 at 9:00 PM, Fred McGriff said: god i used to be so creative. i cant believe i cant come up with a damn thing. my brain is all gordoed up these days a fortune that says "GML" would work Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 In Japan Fortune cookie knows shit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Just start writing haikus that are missing the last two syllables to make room for "in bed." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 MSGMLOL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 you are going to regret this dinner tomorrow Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 allah akbar! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 just have it read "http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 On 9/10/2009 at 5:25 AM, lumpenprol said: allah akbar! ^That and a small picture of an AK47 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 "HE'S A LIAR. HE'LL RAPE YOU. HE'LL KILL. YOU KILL HIM FIRST." Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 "The other cookies are lying to you" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 death comes to us all eight year olds, Dude. That which is escaped now is pain to come. Remember, we are eternal. All this pain is an illuision. The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living. There is no coming to consciousness without pain. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48811-need-witty-fortune-cookie-fortunes/page/2/#findComment-1119590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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