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chaosmachine Grand Master

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vote republican

jesus loves you

white is right

never forget

palin 2012

let's roll

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ericsosh Community Regular

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night not heat

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Yo, my name is Saad and I don't give a fuck.

lumpenprol Grand Master

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dessicant strip: do not eat

 

 

made in cuba

 

checked by homeland security officer ID#54933925

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

lumpenprol Grand Master

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larva removed prior to cooking

 

lick for meat flavoring

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

lumpenprol Grand Master

lumpenprol

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you were adopted

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

lumpenprol Grand Master

lumpenprol

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"Mrs. Ming's organic IUDs"

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

jeremymacgregor87 Grand Master

jeremymacgregor87

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the last fortune cookie a encountered said this:

 

"Love is the best feeling a person has because love is nice"

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profundity

lumpenprol Grand Master

lumpenprol

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authentic Chinese taco

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

Guest Coalbucket PI

Guest Coalbucket PI

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Worried that your teeth will be stained after drinking a bottle of red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before bed to remove the stains.

 

Impress your friends by making a list of all the items in your living room, then inviting them over to play I Spy. Watch their amazement as you win every time.

 

Don't waste money on expensive MP3 players. Simply think of the song you want to hear and hum it.

 

Cyclists; avoid discomfort by placing a naan bread on the seat of your bicycle. This will make for a more pleasant ride and will also provide a warm snack when you arrive at your destination.

thehauntingsoul Grand Master

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  On 9/10/2009 at 3:46 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Cyclists; avoid discomfort by placing a naan bread on the seat of your bicycle. This will make for a more pleasant ride and will also provide a warm snack when you arrive at your destination.

 

lol

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Joyrex Grand Master

Joyrex

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"What were you expecting? An actual fortune? It's a cookie. Get over it."

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thehauntingsoul Grand Master

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  On 9/10/2009 at 6:24 PM, Joyrex said:

"What were you expecting? An actual fortune? It's a cookie. Get over it."

 

I think this is the best one so far

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encey Grand Master

encey

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Diner: Waiter, my soup tastes rubbery.

 

Waiter: Thank you!

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  essines said:
i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread.
Fred McGriff Grand Master

Fred McGriff

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  On 9/9/2009 at 10:40 PM, Adjective said:

I would have just given this to you

 

after sleeping on it i think this is the best one. i'll lobby hard for it.

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  On 9/10/2009 at 7:36 PM, Fred McGriff said:
  On 9/9/2009 at 10:40 PM, Adjective said:

I would have just given this to you

 

after sleeping on it i think this is the best one. i'll lobby hard for it.

let me know if it's used because i think that would be funny on my resume

Joyrex Grand Master

Joyrex

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  On 9/10/2009 at 7:14 PM, encey said:

Diner: Waiter, my soup tastes rubbery.

 

Waiter: Thank you!

 

Foo-Kim ROR!

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