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  On 9/21/2009 at 2:25 AM, sneaksta303 said:
  On 9/20/2009 at 11:43 PM, messiaen said:
  On 9/19/2009 at 9:10 PM, sneaksta303 said:
  On 9/19/2009 at 8:17 PM, Donkey Rhubarb said:

Dark Tower

 

i was going to say this but I'm afraid of ruin...

 

the last three books of the dark tower were an utter joke.

 

:facepalm:

 

you liked them? i had to force myself to finish the last one, and i was ripped a new arsehole by the ending.

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  On 9/19/2009 at 5:51 AM, Rubin Farr said:

i wouldn't mind seeing Porn, the sequel to Trainspotting get off the ground with a 15 yr older cast

I swear I read somewhere last week this was getting talked about. Although a google search doesn't really come up with anything accurate..

  On 9/21/2009 at 11:36 AM, messiaen said:
  On 9/21/2009 at 2:25 AM, sneaksta303 said:
  On 9/20/2009 at 11:43 PM, messiaen said:
  On 9/19/2009 at 9:10 PM, sneaksta303 said:
  On 9/19/2009 at 8:17 PM, Donkey Rhubarb said:

Dark Tower

 

i was going to say this but I'm afraid of ruin...

 

the last three books of the dark tower were an utter joke.

 

:facepalm:

 

you liked them? i had to force myself to finish the last one, and i was ripped a new arsehole by the ending.

 

actually i loved the last three... And honestly i don't think it could have ended any other way.

  On 9/19/2009 at 8:17 PM, Donkey Rhubarb said:

Dark Tower

As an anime, not filmed.

 

But if it is filmed, I couldn't give a shit who the rest of the cast is, Bill Hader is the only person on the planet that could play the three Stephen Kings.

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  On 9/21/2009 at 11:51 PM, OneToThirtySix said:
  On 9/19/2009 at 8:17 PM, Donkey Rhubarb said:

Dark Tower

As an anime, not filmed.

 

But if it is filmed, I couldn't give a shit who the rest of the cast is, Bill Hader is the only person on the planet that could play the three Stephen Kings.

 

yeah, animated would be cool, as long as it was rated R. Bill Hader? fucking lol. he's from SNL & superbad right?

  On 9/22/2009 at 12:06 AM, sneaksta303 said:

yeah, animated would be cool, as long as it was rated R. Bill Hader? fucking lol. he's from SNL & superbad right?

I don't watch SNL, but I did first see him in Superbad. Put a beard and moustache on him and he could pass . . . DENY IT:

 

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  On 9/22/2009 at 12:09 AM, OneToThirtySix said:
  On 9/22/2009 at 12:06 AM, sneaksta303 said:

yeah, animated would be cool, as long as it was rated R. Bill Hader? fucking lol. he's from SNL & superbad right?

I don't watch SNL, but I did first see him in Superbad. Put a beard and moustache on him and he could pass . . . DENY IT:

 

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yeah i can kind of see it. Bill Hader's best moment BY FAR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgXq8iICXA

  On 9/22/2009 at 12:24 AM, OneToThirtySix said:
  On 9/22/2009 at 12:20 AM, impakt said:

books?

More Terry Pratchett.

 

speaking of....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Omens

 

would make an excellent movie in the right hands. The only problems would be the numerous footnotes on just about every fucking page but goddamn this is a funny book indeed.

  On 9/22/2009 at 12:32 AM, sneaksta303 said:
  On 9/22/2009 at 12:24 AM, OneToThirtySix said:
  On 9/22/2009 at 12:20 AM, impakt said:

books?

More Terry Pratchett.

 

speaking of....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Omens

 

would make an excellent movie in the right hands. The only problems would be the numerous footnotes on just about every fucking page but goddamn this is a funny book indeed.

The beginning of Good Omens is hysterical, all the ramble about the time Earth was created being off by forty-five minutes, making Earth a Libra and then the horoscope.

 

I haven't finished it, but the footnotes are why you have a narrator.

man the whole book is hilarious. I was thinking about the narrator deal and while it's possible, it would stop the story every 2 seconds, making the movie 4 hours long. If they kept most of them anyway. Apparently Terry Gilliam was all set to do this but it didn't pan out. Sonofabitch.

  On 9/22/2009 at 12:53 AM, sneaksta303 said:

man the whole book is hilarious. I was thinking about the narrator deal and while it's possible, it would stop the story every 2 seconds, making the movie 4 hours long. If they kept most of them anyway. Apparently Terry Gilliam was all set to do this but it didn't pan out. Sonofabitch.

The Color of Magic WAS four hours long. Hysterical, but long.

  On 9/22/2009 at 12:57 AM, sneaksta303 said:

fuck i gotta see that. but that was 2 parts right?

It is essentially two parts, but it isn't broken up by credits halfway or anything, you just have to flip the DVD.

I haven't read The Color of Magic, but my wife said it was quite a bit different from the book.

  On 9/22/2009 at 1:04 AM, OneToThirtySix said:
  On 9/22/2009 at 12:57 AM, sneaksta303 said:

fuck i gotta see that. but that was 2 parts right?

It is essentially two parts, but it isn't broken up by credits halfway or anything, you just have to flip the DVD.

I haven't read The Color of Magic, but my wife said it was quite a bit different from the book.

 

ok when it played on tv it was in 2 parts.

some Iain M. Banks sci-fi stuff would be cool - Consider Phlebas, Excession, The Player of Games or Matter would make wicked movies. i'd also like to see Perdido Street Station by China Mieville.

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  On 9/22/2009 at 11:47 PM, JohnTqs said:

harry potter

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my

 

god

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They should totally do those books! They would make awesome movies! Then JK Rowling would have more money than the queen, and the queen could ask Rowling to spot her some cash at the bar and it would be awesome!

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