squarepusher The holy union of bathroomery

beating off on the toilet is some old-school shit...I had to stop because the top cover of the toilet (that flat rectangular piece of porcelain you take off to fuck with the toilet's insides) would move and make so much fucking noise. then i'd find myself purposely opening up the bathroom drawers and turning on the faucet just to make it sound like i was actually fucking doing something in there other than jerking it.

I wouldn't want my brain to associate having an orgasm with the typical toilet smells and sensations.

these threads always hook me

  On 9/23/2009 at 5:42 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I wouldn't want my brain to associate having an orgasm with the typical toilet smells and sensations.

It prepares you for licking pussy.

If women shat out their pussy would you still lick it?

Fucking lol, shit thats a hard one to answer.

they shit out of their arseholes and i lick them so yeah i suppose

Yes but the arsehole has a nice, clean, precise cut off point and exit wound, the fanny's a bit messier.

  On 9/23/2009 at 1:34 AM, loganfive said:

apparently, and according to the thread title,..

 

 

i haven't 'live'.

 

 

 

tremendous.

I think the forum cut off the "d" at the end actually.

  On 9/23/2009 at 6:34 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 9/23/2009 at 5:42 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I wouldn't want my brain to associate having an orgasm with the typical toilet smells and sensations.

 

It prepares you for licking pussy.

Yeah, I guess if you live in a land with no showers or toilet paper.

Thats England for you son.

These days there's more blood on my toilet paper than shit, when I'm finished.

Therefore, I need to listen to Slayer on the shitter.

  On 9/23/2009 at 7:37 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Yes but the arsehole has a nice, clean, precise cut off point and exit wound, the fanny's a bit messier.

lol

also

shitting dick nipples

  On 9/22/2009 at 1:44 AM, Capsaicin said:

I heard that when you fart with a shaved ass, the fart feels like it's kinda squeezed between both cheeks and it's very uncomfortable

every fart feels like a timid shart. and instead of the classic, comforting prrrrrbbftttt sound you get this weird fucking wet clap sound.