cheese pizza

I think the most disappointed I've ever felt is when I've opened a pizza box from Pepe's in New Haven and it was just a cheese pizza. It's like ascending to heaven and all they do is just give you a pair of socks, shake your hand, and say thanks for believing in Jesus.

i'd hate to be you, ordering that pizza, making the pity call

though you didn't really order it did you?

Fuck no I didn't order that, are you high?

yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it?

ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right?

maelstrom sounds like go plastic era-squarepusher

  On 2/14/2012 at 7:55 PM, iep said:

yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it?

 

ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right?

It's the usual... you show up to a friend's house. They are having a party. You open the box and it's a fucking cheese pizza. Storm off to their bathroom, top shelf their toilet, never speak to them again.

wrong thread duder. btw, steinvord sounds silly scandinavic. SSSS.

luls

  On 2/14/2012 at 8:01 PM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 2/14/2012 at 7:55 PM, iep said:

yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it?

 

ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right?

 

It's the usual... you show up to a friend's house. They are having a party. You open the box and it's a fucking cheese pizza. Storm off to their bathroom, top shelf their toilet, never speak to them again.

if I had a dime for every time I've done that...

Pepe's is the fucking bizzomb btw.

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  On 2/14/2012 at 7:59 PM, megapussi said:

maelstrom sounds like go plastic era-squarepusher

I like what you're doing!

  On 2/14/2012 at 7:59 PM, megapussi said:

maelstrom sounds like go plastic era-squarepusher

nice

  On 2/14/2012 at 7:03 PM, iep said:

Fuck breadsticks.

 

crusty, dried up and pre-packaged. dime a dozen, literally.

fuck doughballs too. little lumps of fucking nothing that sorta sound good on the menu but never deliver.

  On 2/14/2012 at 9:43 PM, kaini said:

  On 2/14/2012 at 7:03 PM, iep said:

Fuck breadsticks.

 

crusty, dried up and pre-packaged. dime a dozen, literally.

 

fuck doughballs too. little lumps of fucking nothing that sorta sound good on the menu but never deliver.

This. Bennidito's, the only good pizza place in my town, calls them "beer buddies" and for some reason all my friends and my wife love them and have to order them every time they eat there. WTF? It's just a ball of flavorless dough! If it wasn't for the sauce they would be absolutely useless, and they don't really add anything to the sauce except some spongy texture and calories. Just get a spoon and a bowl if you love the sauce that much, jeez.

fuck grumpy breadsticks...

smile you miserable sod.

they serve the doughballs with garlic butter in my go-to place, and it's not even that garlic-y.

so you're having bread and butter as a starter. what is this, fucking cambodia?

hello old friend!

What's a doughball? Like a hushpuppy?

like a less ambitious breadstick

Look at this garbage

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CGYQGxEMolw/SekXNENqstI/AAAAAAAAExE/eFqr2Jwt9OQ/s400/PIC-0662.jpg

  On 2/14/2012 at 8:01 PM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 2/14/2012 at 7:55 PM, iep said:

yes. but please tell the story. i mean did you even eat it?

 

ps. i hate breadsticks but i love to stick them in my mouth. still speaking metaphorically, right?

 

It's the usual... you show up to a friend's house. They are having a party. You open the box and it's a fucking cheese pizza. Storm off to their bathroom, top shelf their toilet, never speak to them again.

I did that at a party where someone made homemade hummus... blandest shit ever! I went to the bathroom and stole cologne!

That's depressing. We are not going to put asses on mars with a doughball culture.

  On 2/14/2012 at 9:59 PM, sweepstakes said:

Look at this garbage

 

http://2.bp.blogspot...00/PIC-0662.jpg

i actually looked at that and felt sorry for the doughballs, then lolled at myself.

the guinness doesn't look so hot either, it's bad news when there's no head and there's only a few sips taken out of it.

  On 2/14/2012 at 10:02 PM, kaini said:

  On 2/14/2012 at 9:59 PM, sweepstakes said:

Look at this garbage

 

http://2.bp.blogspot...00/PIC-0662.jpg

 

i actually looked at that and felt sorry for the doughballs, then lolled at myself.

the guinness doesn't look so hot either, it's bad news when there's no head and there's only a few sips taken out of it.

It's a shame cos their pizza is excellent.

  On 2/14/2012 at 9:52 PM, kaini said:

they serve the doughballs with garlic butter in my go-to place, and it's not even that garlic-y.

 

so you're having bread and butter as a starter. what is this, fucking cambodia?

a place you go to?