"I'm not gay but...

... i just bought an absolutely smashing new pair of shoes

... I am not an heterosexual.

... your dad just ate someones cum out of my bum

... i like to put things up my butt once in a while

.....I heard you come stupid hard with something in your butt

.....these pretzels are making me thirsty

...theres lots of folk trying to feel my balls

....i love those curtains

... I thought the subtitle of the topic said "finnish sentence" so when I opened the thread I was thinking "That's not Finnish at all? Where is the joke? What did Fins ever do to Alzado? I don't get it?". But then I re-read it and I got it. No homo.

...my Dad thinks I am.

"...your dad thinks i am."

...I know what spunk tastes like.

  On 4/28/2010 at 10:58 PM, BCM said:

...I know what spunk tastes like.

omg so true

lol

haha

...i am not interested in soccer in any way or form.

...show me your fucking cock.

"I'm in prison."

... my watch says it's time for an appletini!"

I've watched so much porn I can recognize male pornstars by their cocks.

....my arse is killing me.

... I spent way too much time looking through Masonic Booms flickr account.

.....but I wank over kakapos avatar

.... but i love my penis