"I'm not gay but...

...I want to be just like Freddie Mercury when I grow up.

...but weed posts make me lose my erection.

...my penis is encased within this gentleman's foreskin.

... I play one on TV.

  On 4/29/2010 at 12:27 PM, keltoi said:

... i'm aids level 5

this took a while...

  On 4/29/2010 at 7:12 AM, A/D said:

. . i dreamed my girlfriend had a penis and i gave her the best blowjob ever

 

wait is this thread for jokes

seconded

...i put on a pair of your briefs and pooped in them and I've been walking around that way since yesterday.

...i am a buttsex ninja.

... when i cough semen comes out of every orifice

...do these jeans make me look fat?

...oh snap!

...i make my own sex jelly.

...is this a fleshlight in my pants or did someone just fart?

...i have this friend that's looking for a good gay tube site. Any recommendations for my friend?

i listen to loads of soul sista type R&B... Aaliyah, ISSYS, Erikah Badhu, Anita Baker, 702, Gill Scott, Sade, Ashante, some Destiny's Child, Etc.

...i'm well familiar with the taste of my own feces.

... leave britney ALOOOOONNNEE!!!

lol keltoi

But Coalbucket wins for most lols so far.

...so are you

  On 4/29/2010 at 6:19 PM, keltoi said:

... leave britney ALOOOOONNNEE!!!

fucking lol

... i look like i am. No luck.

.but butt but butt butt bbutt

...terfinger"

  On 4/29/2010 at 8:32 PM, triachus said:

...terfinger"

...terface"