"I'm not gay but...

...yesterday, when i was masturbating to some threesome heterosexual porn, i accidentally came off to a 5-7 sec. scene of some dude jerking his dick off while contemplating a comfortable docking position with a lady who was at that time engaged by the other dude."

ooh la la, la la, la lalalala

...but ding ding, but but ding ding.

...what what in the but

  On 4/29/2010 at 9:37 PM, tht tne said:

...what what in the but

 

 

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... I like it when you sing in the shower

  On 4/30/2010 at 12:16 AM, abusivegeorge said:

oh

 

my

 

fucking

 

god

lmao

...let's be naked in each others presence and touch our mouths together

...I think my cock is beautiful and my ass smells lovely

...I pee sitting down.

... i listen to madonna.

......I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby

I'm not gay but...

...I think some of the people posting in this topic are.

I was wearing my spose's bright red size XS housecoat the other day when my accountant showed up and he and I talked about my corporate tax return and strategies on how to shelter more money next year. at the end he told me he thought my dress was pretty.

...Avatar was the best movie I've ever seen.

... dubstep has the best bass ever

...if i was a girl i'd use my disarming presents to seduce other girls.

I am in love with Franklin (he's a looker)

...thole!

....I like House music."

...you see what i did there?

...your anus tastes like ham and lemons.

..let's pretend

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