stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Setting up another goddamn covid test makes Zephyr a dull boy.

Setting up another goddamn covid test. Another mild sore throat, with no other symptoms.  Wish there was a way to skip the lengthy hotline preamble about every protocol.

Testing up another covid set goddamn. No other sore throats and another mild symptoms. Skipping the way about every protocol I wish to lengthy hotline.

snake eyes!

LOL

Setting up another goddamn covid test. Another mild sore throat, with no other symptoms.  Wish there was a way to skip the lengthy hotline preamble about every protocol.

No idea what happened there.  My internet was fucked all afternoon... so... I guess this is what it does behind my back.  Neato.  Also, didn't realize that line was repeated in this reply for some reason.

PS - I described my throat thing to the nurse giving the test, and she seemed very confident that I'm waking up dehydrated and it's making my throat sore.  If it disappears so soon after waking it's unlikely to be a cold or infection.  Solution: drink water before bed.  Boom.

Or maybe I've been having a stroke all day, I don't know.

my chapstick is on a table 8ft away from me. i reach my hand out from the couch to do some jedi shit and make it fly into my hand.. but it doesn't move and i have to get up to retrieve it to sooth my dry lips. i must have zero metaclhloreans. i certainly will not bring balance to the force. 

How do I know it's Friday? My phone keeps going pong pong pong pong from the constant Bandcamp app notifications.

Some guy was walking his dog and it took a pretty nasty dook right in front of my building and he started walking away (right next to another pile that someone left), so I opened the window and said "Hey yo clean up your dog shit!" and then the guy starts cussing me out for several minutes. Californians are nuts. Somehow I'm the asshole when I'm trying to hold him accountable for the mess he made.

The company I interviewed for still hasn't made a decision so I have to wait until Monday before I find out.

  On 3/5/2021 at 1:35 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

drink water before bed

My doctor was like, don’t drink water after 9 if you have to wake up to pee. He then stuck his finger up my ass to check my prostrate and told me to relax when I was clenching. Fuck you doc. Fuck you. 
 

Also, my actual FWP is I can’t decide between a smoked porter or a coffee milk stout. 

  On 3/6/2021 at 6:12 AM, chenGOD said:

My doctor was like, don’t drink water after 9 if you have to wake up to pee. He then stuck his finger up my ass to check my prostrate and told me to relax when I was clenching. Fuck you doc. Fuck you. 
 

Also, my actual FWP is I can’t decide between a smoked porter or a coffee milk stout. 

c'est la vie.

  On 3/6/2021 at 6:12 AM, chenGOD said:

My doctor was like, don’t drink water after 9 if you have to wake up to pee. He then stuck his finger up my ass to check my prostrate and told me to relax when I was clenching. Fuck you doc. Fuck you. 
 

Also, my actual FWP is I can’t decide between a smoked porter or a coffee milk stout. 

I went with a cold brew coffee stout.

also i just noticed my typo. fuck it.

I went with the porter. not quite as heavy as the stout i think would have been.

I still have one day left at work at my stupid-ass job that I've spent nearly my entire adulthood working at. Will be starting a cooler, higher-paying job next week.

  On 3/6/2021 at 7:36 AM, ambermonke said:

I still have one day left at work at my stupid-ass job that I've spent nearly my entire adulthood working at. Will be starting a cooler, higher-paying job next week.

This is a first world success in disguise

u can take the owen out of the new age psychedelic commune lifestyle but u can't take the new age psychedelic commune lifestyle out of owen's youtube reccomendations

infinite secretion lol 

sounds like a ferraro track title

Me newly remodeled kitchen has a brand new super wobbly refrigerator. Tried leveling it several different ways, had LG repair guy out and he said “i don’t know, man!” But if you knock on the glass, the inside lights up and you can see how messy your fridge is from the outside.

I spend pretty much all my free time sitting on the sofa and imagining a more exciting life.

Weekends are the worst

  On 3/6/2021 at 11:40 PM, drillkicker said:

I spend pretty much all my free time sitting on the sofa and imagining a more exciting life.

  On 3/6/2021 at 11:40 PM, drillkicker said:

I spend pretty much all my free time sitting on the sofa and imagining a more exciting life.

If the travel restrictions and various lockdown measures continue still for months I'm scared I'm going to do something desperate. I was just reading a Finnish travel blog from a guy who just traveled to Somaliland because they don't have an entry quarantine. And that started to sound like a reasonable option.

  On 3/7/2021 at 12:08 AM, zkom said:

If the travel restrictions and various lockdown measures continue still for months I'm scared I'm going to do something desperate. I was just reading a Finnish travel blog from a guy who just traveled to Somaliland because they don't have an entry quarantine. And that started to sound like a reasonable option.

For me the bigger problem is that I'm a prisoner.  I'm not allowed to leave the property that I live on for more than a few hours.  Otherwise I'd probably visit my friends in Baltimore on the weekends.

I just made the decision to move out as soon as possible instead of waiting around for a job.  I've got friends to stay with in the city so goodbye country life. 

on our virtual morning meeting this morning I had to endure several minutes of blabbering about that stupid Harry and Megan interview from last night. I wanted to be like "no dudes I didn't watch it, because I was too busy listening to Drum N Bass for Papa for the 900th time. you know once that shit starts, you're like locked in for the next 80 minutes gritting your teeth, air drumming, and head banging all at the same time."