stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 6/11/2022 at 7:14 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Perhaps an "accident" could be arranged.

  On 6/11/2022 at 4:33 PM, J3FF3R00 said:

cliff-side

  On 6/11/2022 at 9:21 PM, J3FF3R00 said:

Not quite so simple, actually. I have confronted the MIL and it made things worse. She gave me a fake-ass, semi-mocking apology and just ratcheted up her tactics.

again, no offense but judging from the little you've told us about your MIL, she sounds like a terrible person. and it sounds like you need to stand up for yourself. just my 2 cents based on very little information though. i really don't see what's so complicated about this situation. stop being so afraid to antagonize your wife and just tell the old bitch to fuck off, job done, lol.

  On 6/11/2022 at 4:33 PM, J3FF3R00 said:

Currently staying in a nice, cliff-side hotel with an ocean view… yeswith my narcissistic mother in law. 
Naturally, neither my wife nor my MIL lifts a finger and I have to do all the packing, unpacking, driving, baby wrangling/cleaning/bathing/diapers, etc.  Not exaggerating. I literally have to do everything. 
On top of this, my MIL is up to her same old schtick of constantly minimizing, and misinterpreting me to fuel her own distorted views of me in order to boost her raging ego. 
Meanwhile, the exceedingly few times I make a small requests in order to make me job easier (or to maybe enjoy myself, god forbid), I’m met with either immediate opposition, criticism, contradiction or just dirty looks. 

At least we are somewhere pretty. If we were back home I would just be constantly ignored or insulted in my own house. Good times

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  On 6/12/2022 at 1:42 AM, Silent Member said:

Worst porno ever.

Genuine lol

… adding on another first world problem:

I tried to shut my phone down by holding down the power button, like a normal person, but some google message kept popping up asking how it could help me.  I ignored it, but muttered "shut down you piece of shit."  It responded with "I'm going to pretend you weren't talking to me, but let me know if you really meant "shut down you piece of shit." Ahahahahaha what??  I need to worry about hurting my phone's feelings now?

On my way to Graspop. Only going for a day and a night but I’m still slightly nervous as it’s my first festival across the border since the plague. 
I’m in the train rn and there’s a dude across from me whose feet I can smell through his shoes. It’s really disgusting. He’s phoning his aunt so I can’t really hate him though. 

was supposed to go to a bday bbq in a state park near a river. bbq cancelled i assume due to weather. now a get together is happening at local pub that is a really good spot complete w/scottish eggs, tasty fish and chips and like 40 beers on tap or whatever. but i can't consume any of those things because i'm celiac and alcohol does me dirty in a big way these days because of the cancer meds.

i woke up feeling kinda shitty anyways and was debating going to the bbq because of this reason. .or perhaps would make an appearance and hang w/friends who i'd like to see... but pretty sure i'm not gonna make it out today. 

as prep for the bbq i bought some chips and thawed some sausages i had in the freezer but guess i'll make that stuff at home even though i feel like eating something else. 

my across the street neighbors appear to be setting up their cornhole box thing which is annoying because of the noice the bean bags make when they hit the wood.. follow by sighs or cheers depending on if the bean bag goes into the hole. i can hear it even when i'm in the basement. 

we live in a society yo. 

mixed my CBD gummies with spicy gummies without realizing they were spicy... now I got CBD spicy gummies...

decided to stop smoking 8 days ago, but the cravings come now... niaaiuuuwiiiiiii dkfjsd ,xmn i didn't think this through. what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends...

  On 6/20/2022 at 3:24 PM, cichlisuite said:

what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends...

Live longer. 

  On 6/20/2022 at 3:24 PM, cichlisuite said:

what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends...

eat the coaster

  On 6/20/2022 at 3:24 PM, cichlisuite said:

decided to stop smoking 8 days ago, but the cravings come now... niaaiuuuwiiiiiii dkfjsd ,xmn i didn't think this through. what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends...

get the nicotine gum. lowest dose available. bite a piece in half. chew that. craving will go away. 

  On 6/20/2022 at 3:24 PM, cichlisuite said:

decided to stop smoking 8 days ago, but the cravings come now... niaaiuuuwiiiiiii dkfjsd ,xmn i didn't think this through. what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends...

  On 6/20/2022 at 5:30 PM, ignatius said:

get the nicotine gum. lowest dose available. bite a piece in half. chew that. craving will go away. 

this. it sounds like you're quitting smoking cold turkey - if you're not using something to deal with the withdrawl, it'll be way easier and more realistic.

stay strong and good luck!

  On 6/20/2022 at 5:30 PM, ignatius said:

get the nicotine gum. lowest dose available. bite a piece in half. chew that. craving will go away. 

thought about that. i even dreamed about people offering me cigarettes. quitting cold turkey after nearly 20 years of smoking ain't a joke lol

  On 6/20/2022 at 6:26 PM, Dragon said:

this. it sounds like you're quitting smoking cold turkey - if you're not using something to deal with the withdrawl, it'll be way easier and more realistic.

stay strong and good luck!

aight, thanks bruh

                            quit tobacco like willie nelson and replace your cigs with joints

  On 6/11/2022 at 9:23 PM, Rubin Farr said:

fucking car key fell apart at work today 

did you walk home?

So the season has started where idiot parents allow their kids to have parties at home. Ever since all these moronic fucking parents felt bad that their little gems couldn’t go out and drink and act like fucking monkeys during the Covid lockdown they’ve all decided that parties at home is a GREAT idea because fuck your neighbors. 
I’m not really sure why but it seems like it’s now a thing that everyone now has to respect ruthlessness and bad behavior. 
 

Grandpa Nic is coming for you and I will fuck your parties up before the first track reaches its first drop. 
 

Anyway, just a chat with a parent who, before I even said anything, said, “I just told them that it’s way too loud. Way too loud. Sorry. Yes, way too loud”. 

  On 6/25/2022 at 12:22 AM, Squee said:

Grandpa Nic is coming for you and I will fuck your parties up before the first track reaches its first drop. 

Happily there’s nothing to report. So obviously something will happen in the next 24 hours. I wonder what it will be?

Have had tennis elbow on my left forearm for the past two months from holding my arm in a tensed position and barely moving it during an 8 hour drive. Good to alternate arms and stretch more. Now I know. 

It's suddenly hot as shit outside. I'm pale as a ghost pepper and should be hanging around outdoors to complete my yearly transformation into a dried chili (my spiciness is eternal), but really would prefer to just ignore everything and haha LFO go brrrrr

also the high court of my country needs a swift surgical kick in the sweaty coconuts ASAP

  On 6/25/2022 at 6:30 PM, zkom said:

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Haha yes!

The upper range of my voice is all wheezy today.  Woke up with my throat feeling "coarse"... but it's different from a typical sore throat.  I think I've been pushing it too hard in the van-singing department lately.  Plus a karaoke night where I ended up screaming the last chorus of someone else's song (Violet by Hole... fucking nailed it, but at what cost?).  Bummer, since being able to scream-sing with ease was a major vocal breakthrough for me.  Hrmmmm....

been getting freaked out and fucked up about the dementia themed album Everywhere at the End of Time by The Caretaker. not sure whether to start a thread about it, but this has been going on for weeks and it's giving me intrusive thoughts (i get focused on it during the day and i can't get rid of it).

i originally gave it a six-hour listen in december, but i'm getting some kind of delayed reaction to it. that shit is really bad for people like me who ruminate on anxious thoughts and get lonely, it's like a movie soundtrack for that particular feeling. if i get the music from Stage Two stuck in my head it can ruin my day. fuck you Leyland Kirby you creative genius.