stupid first world problems you're dealing with

U guys seem to have quite a lot of healthy issues ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ

  On 3/24/2023 at 5:33 PM, zero said:

haha yeah those "wild rides" with non intoxicating prescription drugs are intense. a few months ago I had to take a prescription drug for a viral infection, which on the label says MAY interact negatively with alcohol, but didn't say DO NOT drink alcohol. since I grew up actively looking for the shit that would add to your buzz, I drank some wine, threw a thc gummy down the hatch for good measure, and took the medicine. wrong move. within an hour I could tell something was not right, like my thoughts I was having were not my own. I became transfixed on every single second of reality passing by, like obsessed on paying attention to the passage of time. like laser sharp focus. I passed out then woke up a little while later and it was like someone else had taken over my body entirely. I couldn't get my mind back to "me." I didn't sleep after that, just rode it out like some bad acid trip. this was all 100% my fault, so I accepted the consequences. that shit took like almost a day to wear off. lesson learned haha.

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Doesn't sound that bad... Cheap legal trip...

I bought this yesterday although I don't smoke cigarettes... Something to take my mind of wanting to smoke weed when I'm on the ship... After around 100 puffs it stoped working... Visit their website where you can insert the PUK number to check for authenticity and apparently it's not... I bought it on what seemed a legit store on the port right outside the mall where u can buy tax free stuff...

Have I already mentioned that I fucking fucked up my phone? Went swimming with it inside one of those waterproof pockets and it turns out they're not as waterproof as they state to be... Lost a lot of things mostly bookmarks and passwords... And yeah I don't back up stuff or send it up to the clouds cause bad weather u know... At least I had transfered all the pictures to my laptop some days ago...

  On 3/24/2023 at 4:08 AM, cruising for burgers said:

Nah dude I may come as pissed off but I'm not... Things I complain in this thread are indeed fwp... Good things outweigh the bad ones...

Actually I'm having the best contract ever... Big cabin with porthole, free fast speed internet, doing a lot of guests excursions for free that cost 70 or 80 bucks to guests, lots of snorkeling, tomorrow some waterfalls and more snorkeling... Been using public transportation to find cool places mostly beaches with the aid of google maps (one of the best things invented ever)... Lots of smoothies and fresh local fruit juices... Mostly cheap stuff everywhere... Over nights in some countries which allow me to score some weed... In 1 month we're gonna do the crossing to Haifa, Israel, and that will be our turnaround port for 5 or 6 months until we get back to the Caribbean again... I'm gonna try to come back to this ship cause when it gets back to the Caribbean it will stop several times in Colombia and I wanna dig some old Colombian cumbia records over there...

Here's a video of an island I was 2 days ago, went all by myself in public transportation, what would cost around 100 bucks to a guest excursion cost me around 10 bucks, i love  backpacking...

 

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Are you just traveling around the world? Or do you live there?

I woke up late for work. Left house late kept missing bus transfers cause they all said “to garage”. Got there only to realize I forgot my work keys. Now all the way back home I go.  It’s going to be a late night. Luckily I can show up anytime on Saturdays. 

I work here, different ships depending on every 7 months contract... Then 2 months vacation back at home...

  On 3/25/2023 at 11:59 PM, cruising for burgers said:

I work here, different ships depending on every 7 months contract... Then 2 months vacation back at home...

Is your SN by chance a reference to TPB's Randy hooking for cheeseburgers?

  On 4/2/2023 at 4:17 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Is your SN by chance a reference to TPB's Randy hooking for cheeseburgers?

 

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no ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

but it's also very cool, click on it ←⁠(⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)

and that video seems like a reference to the beginning of windowlicker's extended version video ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

the record scratching, the song itself, the way they're starring at Randy, lol wtf

btw I never got to see that show except from some excerpts here and there, thanks for the tip, time to have some fun... 

  On 4/2/2023 at 4:17 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Is your SN by chance a reference to TPB's Randy hooking for cheeseburgers?

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were you talking about my sig or about my username?

cause, username comes from this:

i made myself aware of current events and now i hate everything and need to escape. also my back is fucking wrecked. 

it's fucking ramadan! they beat the shit out of everyone in a mosque during ramadan. i mean.. wtf. fuck cops.. all over the world.. all of them. 

pretty sure i've developed an allergy to hops. had one IPA last night and within ~an hour it was like swimming in pollen. still have a gnarly headache. wtf.

  On 4/6/2023 at 5:57 PM, luke viia said:

pretty sure i've developed an allergy to hops. had one IPA last night and within ~an hour it was like swimming in pollen. still have a gnarly headache. wtf.

dude on a regular basis i wonder if you're in jail for murdering your neighbor

  On 4/6/2023 at 6:09 PM, Alcofribas said:

dude on a regular basis i wonder if you're in jail for murdering your neighbor

nope! thanks for thinking of me though lol

things actually cooled off (for now). a few days after I went up to his place and gave him the worst introduction of my life, I ran into him outside the building. feeling bad about my outburst, i introduced myself and apologized. turns out his name is tyler, we shook hands, and he even said "nah it was my bad" re: the awful loud music. aside from stomping and a frequently visiting rambunctious dog, it's actually been pretty quiet since then.

you were right and I really wish I'd followed your advice immediately

  On 4/6/2023 at 6:29 PM, luke viia said:

nope! thanks for thinking of me though lol

things actually cooled off (for now). a few days after I went up to his place and gave him the worst introduction of my life, I ran into him outside the building. feeling bad about my outburst, i introduced myself and apologized. turns out his name is tyler, we shook hands, and he even said "nah it was my bad" re: the awful loud music. aside from stomping and a frequently visiting rambunctious dog, it's actually been pretty quiet since then.

you were right and I really wish I'd followed your advice immediately

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that's good news, brother. now it's time to blast him away with some aphex

Can’t find sriracha sauce anywhere. Just found this out:
 

Since 2020, Mexico—the top producer of peppers used for the special sauce—has experienced an extensive drought. 

Well, shit. 
 

  On 4/7/2023 at 3:31 AM, YEK said:

Can’t find sriracha sauce anywhere. Just found this out:
 

Since 2020, Mexico—the top producer of peppers used for the special sauce—has experienced an extensive drought. 

Well, shit. 
 

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i wondered why it wasn't on the shelf at the store today. i only have like a 1/4 of a bottle left. shit. 

  On 4/7/2023 at 3:51 AM, ignatius said:

i wondered why it wasn't on the shelf at the store today. i only have like a 1/4 of a bottle left. shit. 

 

Yup, me too. 

Sold a eurorack module, mailed it out and a couple of days later I get a picture from the buyer showing a parcel with a shipping label that's got my name and address on it as the sender but it's from one of those "I'll buy 10 sizes of each and see which one fits and send the rest back to whatever cunting fast fashion chain I get my retarded bullshit clothes from" assholes, buyer rightfully asks "what's this? this definitely isn't a bleepy bloopy generator". I'm at a complete loss as I saw the dude at the parcelshop stick the label to my shipment before I left. I contact the shipping company and basically what they're gonna do is open random parcels that they happen to have sitting around that fit the description of my package (very average sized and covered in beige packing tape...can't miss it) and if they haven't found the missing item within 5 or so business days then that's it pretty much. Obviously they're not gonna find it and I don't want to shaft the buyer but simultaneously the reason I'm selling my modules is because I need to eat and pay rent and that's a quarter of this months rent vanished and it's due at the end of this week. The buyer has little legal recourse (they picked the shipping company, DHL which is always my last choice) but I really don't want to leave them completely empty-handed. I guess I'll propose to split the damage or something.  

Also it feels so goddamn entitled to complain about shipping company fuck-ups, even if the companies are evil money-grabbing scumbags. Everything fucking sucks and I pray to god a swift and unexpected death is imminent, nothing that lingers please.

I want to drive to Denver and see dynamix II live pa tomorrow night

I was on the bus and this thing on the bus is rolling around.  Garbage I think. So I go to pick it up and put it on the seat next to me. When I touch it I recoil in horror. Oh it’s a fucking vibrator! It hits the foot of the old man next to me. “I don’t want it”, he says.  I can’t believe it I feel disgusting and when I get home I wash my hands for what feels like five minutes. I hope I don’t get some disease. 

  On 4/16/2023 at 7:11 AM, YEK said:

“I don’t want it”, he says.

  On 3/6/2023 at 9:20 PM, YEK said:

BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW

imgur to delete some (all?) images from all non-registereed users soon. 

https://help.imgur.com/hc/en-us/articles/14415587638029

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Our new Terms of Service will go into effect on May 15, 2023. We will be focused on removing old, unused, and inactive content that is not tied to a user account from our platform as well as nudity, pornography, & sexually explicit content. You will need to download/save any images that you wish to save if they no longer adhere to these Terms. Most notably, this would include explicit/pornographic content.

We will not be making any changes to our Community Rules - this means content in the public gallery will not change. However, we will need to employ automated detection software to assist in identifying explicit content. We are aware of the limitations and issues with using automated detection means exclusively, so we will continue to use human moderators alongside automated detection. All content submitted to the public gallery will continue to be subject to human review - as always. For more information on how moderation on Imgur works, please refer to this handy dandy moderation article.

 

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I keep failing my car exam and am starting to feel like i have an undiagnosed learning disability

I was just sitting for a shit browsing watmm and noticed something out of the corner of my eye hanging off my hair right by my eyeball thought it was a floof and swatted it and it was a nasty black spider the size of a quarter and it hit the floor and ran into the vent nearby.

So now the vent is sealed with plastic and I’ll be wondering where that f’er is for the rest of the my days. Spiders no bueno. 

sfwp: i have something in my eye

sfws: it's not a spider

sfwp: I've used like half a bottle of eye drops trying to clear it out

sfws: I had eye drops with me

sfwp: I have to drive home now

sfws: the car horn works and the steering is aligned (mostly)

sfwp: I keep typing swfp

srupid world first problem: it exists