stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I hate those mugs with concave bases so when you unload the dishwasher they are full of water and splashes on the other dry stuff. gah. fml.

  On 7/23/2012 at 7:58 PM, eugene said:

i have a rather large paper to prepare for uni so i'm procrastinating like there's no tomorrow. so i decided to google my zodiac sign traits and characteristics (capricorn) and found most of it scarily accurate in describing my character. wtf ?

 

http://www.magforwom...-capricorn-men/

http://youtu.be/ruj4fOvvW08

  On 7/23/2012 at 6:41 AM, od++ said:

Oh and also? I work at an arcade so pretty shithouse money to begin with. I love the job so much but such as in relationships sometimes love just don't cut it and you gotta find something else involving a desk

Yeah that sucks man.

It's my birthday today, hottest day of the year... and as of last night I have a nasty cold/sore throat making me feel terrible. Tonight's plans for a nice meal and some drinking cancelled. Rubbish.

My ear is still blocked from the flu i had a couple of weeks ago.

I looked out the window and the brightness made my eyes ache a little bit.

i went to the doc for gut troubles and he was all "lol i unno eat some broccoli"

$50 outta my pocket, i coulda figured that one out myself

i just ate a döner that I believe easily took two years off my life

There's a big party on on Saturday that most of my friends are going to but I've already basically promised that I'm going to someone I work with's BBQ. And the two friends I will be there with won't be drinking very much.

Start with the BBQ, then head to the party.

I just realized I accidentally posted a "stupid first world problem" in the facebook quote thread a day ago, and now I feel a little bit embarrassed:

"I wanna eat something but I don't wanna prepare anything or spend any money. That leaves me with literally no option other than to starve. (Yeah yeah, I could do something I don't want and fix the hunger problem, but that goes against my philosophy of never doing anything I don't want to do.)"

For those wondering how i ended up resolving my FWP, I caved and poured myself a bowl of Vector Cereal.

on the 25th of every month I receive a text during the evening that gives me the hope for a moment that another soul is reaching out to me.

f u virgin mobile

  On 7/26/2012 at 4:21 AM, usagi said:

  On 7/26/2012 at 3:53 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I just realized I accidentally posted a "stupid first world problem" in the facebook quote thread a day ago, and now I feel a little bit embarrassed:

 

 

that's alright, when I read your post in the FB thread I confused it for the FWP thread, so the end result was all the same.

 

then I wondered why the hell gmanyo was posting stuff from his FB feed in the FWP thread

lol, awesome. That does actually make me feel a bit better.

New FWP is that my girlfriend just got a smart phone and is obsessed with all its online capabilities, despite already vehemently hating the fact that we're glued to our computers so much of the time. Now she's a full time online prisoner and there's nothing I can do to save her.

I'm sick of waking up at 7:30am every morning for this stupid summer job.

If I get full-time work it will put my roommates and I over the income limit for the apartment I'm about to move into.

I want toast but I'm too lazy to go put it into the toaster.

I was so hungover at work tonight that I nearly blacked out while serving a customer

but at the same time it was sort of awesome

true story; I still have a sore neck from passing out while doing a gigantic shit six months ago.

It was HUGE

it made me black out on the toilet

my girlfriend found me face down with one foot in the cat litter and my boxers around my feet

bleeding into the tiles unconscious

I told everyone on facebook immediately

  On 7/26/2012 at 3:46 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Start with the BBQ, then head to the party.

It's not so easy. There are a fair few miles between destination and the BBQ place is "in the country" so there's no travel from there. I could probably manage a lift home but the trains stop around midnight so I won't have enough time I don't think.

do you really need to be BBQing beyond midnight?

  On 7/26/2012 at 1:49 PM, Enter a new display name said:

I'm sick of waking up at 7:30am every morning for this stupid summer job.

ZOLE

I have only a little bit of Jose Cuervo left.

  On 7/26/2012 at 4:59 PM, od++ said:

true story; I still have a sore neck from passing out while doing a gigantic shit six months ago.

It was HUGE

it made me black out on the toilet

my girlfriend found me face down with one foot in the cat litter and my boxers around my feet

bleeding into the tiles unconscious

I told everyone on facebook immediately

lol, fantastic!

  On 7/26/2012 at 4:58 PM, Sprigg said:

the income limit for the apartment I'm about to move into.

income limit? what the hell? why the hell? who the hell? the hell?

edit - my current FWP is that i really need to poop but the cleaner is cleaning the toilet so i will have to go in right after she's finished as if i was walking across a freshly hoovered carpet with muddy boots on... but then i also feel bad when she goes in to clean it after i've pooped cos she has to spend 10 minutes inhaling my bowel fumes.

  On 7/26/2012 at 8:41 PM, tauboo said:

do you really need to be BBQing beyond midnight?

Well no but I can't really get the drivers to leave whenever I want. They may want to stay until later on and watch others getting smashed. Otherwise it's a £30+ taxi just to get home or £50+ to get to the party.

Go to the party and appear at the BBQ via satellite link-up?