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Damn, Squee. Hope your finger heals up.

And the situation with your father, I can definitely relate.

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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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  On 12/22/2012 at 3:13 AM, LimpyLoo said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:10 AM, StephenG said:
you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

"a real man loves his woman every day of the month"

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LimpyLoo Grand Master

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  On 12/22/2012 at 7:00 AM, isaki said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:13 AM, LimpyLoo said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:10 AM, StephenG said:
you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

"a real man loves his woman every day of the month"

 

Fingerally speaking *wink*

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  On 12/22/2012 at 3:54 AM, StephenG said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:13 AM, LimpyLoo said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:10 AM, StephenG said:
you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

 

hehe indeed.

 

What? You have a vagina?

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  On 12/22/2012 at 9:20 AM, Squee said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:54 AM, StephenG said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:13 AM, LimpyLoo said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:10 AM, StephenG said:
you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

 

hehe indeed.

 

What? You have a vagina?

 

Squee, you have ******ed the vagina of my heart.

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Squee Grand Master

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  On 12/22/2012 at 11:46 AM, usagi said:
I have a single huge inflamed pimple on my face (fucking skin, fuck you, learn to deal with this shit already) and I'm supposed to go meet some family friends in a few hours who I'm pretty sure are trying to set me up with some girl for marriage. going to be uncomfortable as hell.

 

Pop it and make it look like you cut yourself while shaving. Or do you want me to come by with a breadknife?

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  On 12/22/2012 at 12:22 PM, petr said:
massive anixety because i can't decide what city i want to live in

have you narrowed it down?

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Hugh Mughnus Grand Master

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  On 12/22/2012 at 9:20 AM, Squee said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:54 AM, StephenG said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:13 AM, LimpyLoo said:
  On 12/22/2012 at 3:10 AM, StephenG said:
you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

 

hehe indeed.

 

What? You have a vagina?

 

vagina isn't the only thing you can finger baby. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking like, guitar strings... pointing.... flipping book pages.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Hugh Mughnus Grand Master

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  On 12/22/2012 at 7:08 PM, gmanyo said:
stephenG u can finger anus

yours? :emb:

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Hugh Mughnus Grand Master

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FWP... I have some starbucks gift cards but starbucks is 2 blocks away and I'm lazy/working on my final sociology project.

 

they should deliver

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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xmas, fuck it! allah akkbar

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I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits.

 

The joys of being a wedding DJ.

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  On 12/23/2012 at 12:33 AM, Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald said:
I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits. The joys of being a wedding DJ.

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  On 12/23/2012 at 12:33 AM, Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald said:
I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits. The joys of being a wedding DJ.

 

so... didja do it? the 20 stone girl i mean.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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  On 12/22/2012 at 11:32 AM, Squee said:
...aaaaand the aftermath.

ur middle finger looks out of proportion. it's huge! or is your ring finger just super shrimpy.

 

sorry this has nothing to do with how i think of you as a person squee

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I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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  On 12/23/2012 at 5:54 PM, StephenG said:
  On 12/23/2012 at 12:33 AM, Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald said:
I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits. The joys of being a wedding DJ.

 

so... didja do it? the 20 stone girl i mean.

 

Sadly not. After politely turning down her advances, she proceeded to start dry humping a passed out guy on a chair whilst texting and then fell off him, taking one of our speakers with her. Fortunately the speaker survived.

Hugh Mughnus Grand Master

Hugh Mughnus

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A true survival story :emotawesomepm9:

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Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Zephyr_Nova Grand Master

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Been out of sugar for the last week, so I've been drinking my coffee with just cream (evaporated milk, technically). For the cup I'm currently drinking I decided to try this weird sugar/cinnamon mix that my mom got me some christmases ago... but it's mostly cinnamon and tastes fucked up in my coffee.

 

(and yeah, this is about what i expected.)

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