stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I think you're OK except for that one thread where you said you wanted to blow the guy who punched Danzig.

  On 12/19/2012 at 9:10 PM, tauboo said:

  sweepstakes said:

I'm sure there are going to be a bunch of dick-measuring conversations

last time i went out with work people there was an actual dick-measuring conversation and then later a stranger grabbed my junk and said "yep, he's got a [was too drunk to now remember the slang word used]". i'd given the measurements for the length and girth of a baguette. i was feeling modest.

lol

Christmas is coming up and this year I've actually got the few days between that and new year off. I'm up to date with my study but and starting another related course in February and I need to get a fair bit ahead so I don't feel stuck when starting the next one (my current course ends in June). This was ok but I am gonna have to put a fair amount of time into it to get ahead.

Now the job I'm getting recommended for requires that I learn a fair amount of networking, which so far I haven't been concentrating on. I'm balls deep in Java and PHP at the moment with courses and my own projects. On top of which I'm trying to improve a site for a mate.

I think the job meetings I'm gonna have are some time in January. Everything seems to have stacked up at once.

On top of that I'm on the verge of killing the bloke I supervise in the shit job I have now. He seems to think life is about living with his mum at 50 and spending his time moaning about everything and playing solitaire.

It's all too much.

My mind is being ogre-loaded with shrek puns

  On 12/19/2012 at 10:54 PM, Cryptowen said:

My mind is being ogre-loaded with shrek puns

  disparaissant said:

i seem to have suddenly developed benign paroxismal positional vertigo. i woke up and rolled over and got the spins, and now when i lay down on my left side i get all spinny for 15 seconds. it's weird as hell.

how's your circulation? I would try some yoga or at least hanging down by your waist every day for a minute or two. (make sure to raise yourself slowly so you don't get a huge rush.)

FWP: quoting from phone is hella annoying atm

my circulation is great and my blood pressure is perfect as of yesterday. it went away though, magically, which leads me to believe it was some kind of migraine related thing.

good jorb!

too much chocolate at home, can´t decide what to eat.

got to to selfridges today in my lunch break

  On 12/19/2012 at 9:10 PM, tauboo said:

  sweepstakes said:

I'm sure there are going to be a bunch of dick-measuring conversations

last time i went out with work people there was an actual dick-measuring conversation and then later a stranger grabbed my junk and said "yep, he's got a [was too drunk to now remember the slang word used]". i'd given the measurements for the length and girth of a baguette. i was feeling modest.

panini?

I can't get to sleep because I don't have any friends and am afraid if I go to sleep I will wake up still entirely alone.

weirdo!

  On 12/20/2012 at 11:14 AM, Glass Plate said:

I can't get to sleep because I don't have any friends and am afraid if I go to sleep I will wake up still entirely alone.

lol bummer

whenever I wake up alone I'm basically just like, is my girlfriend gone for the day can I masturbate?

So what I'm saying is: things don't change much

But inevitably my cat will jump on my balls from some hidden corner of the room and the mood will be ruined. I might be getting off topic here.

let's not miss this opportunity. what were you saying about your cat and balls?

I've got that U2 song in my head about someone acting like it's the end of the world.

  On 12/20/2012 at 11:05 PM, Alcofribas said:

let's not miss this opportunity. what were you saying about your cat and balls?

My cat doesn't have balls and he doesn't know other things have balls so he's always unknowingly jumping on balls. Or he might just be an asshole. Or he might be controlled remotely by my girlfriend; I haven't ruled that out.

  On 12/20/2012 at 11:11 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I've got that U2 song in my head about someone acting like it's the end of the world.

ACK fuck you, now it's in my head

  On 12/20/2012 at 11:13 PM, baph said:

  On 12/20/2012 at 11:05 PM, Alcofribas said:

let's not miss this opportunity. what were you saying about your cat and balls?

 

My cat doesn't have balls and he doesn't know other things have balls so he's always unknowingly jumping on balls. Or he might just be an asshole. Or he might be controlled remotely by my girlfriend; I haven't ruled that out.

maybe you can find a way to embrace this as just one more erotic aspect to fapping?

lord knows I have.

Grandfather's in the hospital, but his respiratory function has supposedly improved.

This year's been a damn roller coaster, I tell you.

  On 12/20/2012 at 11:13 PM, baph said:

  On 12/20/2012 at 11:05 PM, Alcofribas said:

let's not miss this opportunity. what were you saying about your cat and balls?

 

 

My cat doesn't have balls and he doesn't know other things have balls so he's always unknowingly jumping on balls. Or he might just be an asshole. Or he might be controlled remotely by my girlfriend; I haven't ruled that out.

Yeah, I take a cat to the junk like twice a day.

Trying to cite non-standard publications in Chicago style can lick my dirty sac. Fuck you stupid editors for not accepting in-text cites!

  On 12/21/2012 at 6:50 AM, ambermonk said:

Grandfather's in the hospital, but his respiratory function has supposedly improved.

 

This year's been a damn roller coaster, I tell you.

That sucks, man. Thoughts go out to you and your family

  On 12/21/2012 at 3:08 PM, Glunk said:

one of the guys from work secretly started his own business in direct competition with ours, withholding this information from my boss. we have been completely nice to them and my boss wished them the best, even though they sneakily left and had been lying about this for months.

i had given his assistant the password to the site i use to make the mailing lists. this was a year ago and she made one really shitty looking email and never used it again, so i had completely forgotten about it.

i try to log into the website today and the password has been changed.

i fucking hate people.

Is the account registered to an email from your company? If so, then you should be able to reset the password or request an email with the new password in it.