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Dealing with an ebay buyer protection case is a real pain in the ass... Seller is claiming he didn't receive my return I sent over 2 weeks ago. I want my fucking money back!

cat was sleeping on the bed and let out a contended sigh before extruding a shit that looked remarkably like a small cadbury egg

on the bed??

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

on the bed, on the sheets, two days after we'd changed them

i picked it up with a clorox wipe and I'm going to have a hard time eating any chocolate for a while

Edited by baph

Baph's cat fecal tendencies chronicles continues!

 

fwp... the exai thread is a joke.

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 2/5/2013 at 1:07 AM, baph said:

cat was sleeping on the bed and let out a contended sigh before extruding a shit that looked remarkably like a small cadbury egg

 

My cat has yet to go on the bed, but occasionally one of his stray turds will migrate from the bathroom to the carpet, or in one instance the wall by the front door. That one was especially mysterious. It was just jutting out of the wall above the door stop. In fact, when I first noticed it I was in a tired daze and thought "why is the doorstop so stubby and seemingly darker than I remember?" before crashing in bed. Wasn't until a couple days later in daylight that I noticed what it really was. I was completely awestruck, as it seemed to defy all reason. His sphincter must have failed to cut it off, so he wandered over to the entry way to rub his ass against the wall. Either that or he kicked it up there with remarkable force.

  On 2/5/2013 at 8:26 AM, isaki said:

a friend of mine has randomly started using the " ;) " face. fucking annoying--she's just using it ALL the time now and it's slightly creepy

I also hate it, but actually, me thinks, it denotes a more "sincere" reply, cause it adds like a visual information about her/his mood

 

my fwp: nobody dance with me the Eutow

  On 2/6/2013 at 2:24 AM, usagi said:

fuk u! XD

now u have sanser! XD XD

yeah exactly, they need visual info because they can't type properly how they feel

I'm in a terrible mood due to completely non-watmm issues, and I'm taking it out on MisterE's posts.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 2/6/2013 at 2:55 AM, luke viia said:

I'm in a terrible mood due to completely non-watmm issues, and I'm taking it out on MisterE's posts.

 

 

It's 'ok', , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I haven't been able to connect to facebook for almost a week, except if I use hotspot shield. But hotspot shield will only work once, after which point it mentions something about an internal error which will not resolve. Then I have to reinstall it, only to use it once and then have to repeat the whole process all over again. To top it all off, facebook tells me someone from another country is logging into my facebook account each time I do it, so I have to answer the security question before it will let me log in again. Anyone else have this problem?

I've finally realized that I need to work to get the things I need/want.

 

Thank you $20 broken earbuds.

Edited by logakght

it's my day-off and i got sick. fever of 38.5*c. awesome.

 

i do feel better now but it was like three hours of shivering and sweat and feeling like i'd puke. i hope it doesn't come back.

  On 2/7/2013 at 12:09 AM, Hoodie said:

it's my day-off and i got sick. fever of 38.5*c. awesome.

 

i do feel better now but it was like three hours of shivering and sweat and feeling like i'd puke. i hope it doesn't come back.

 

I'm sorry... =(

 

Feel better soon.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

my gf and I are down to our last $20 until payday at the end of the week...

 

and she just confessed that she already spent that $20 on energy drinks and cookies. I don't even. That's my bus fare.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 2/7/2013 at 12:59 AM, luke viia said:

my gf and I are down to our last $20 until payday at the end of the week...

 

and she just confessed that she already spent that $20 on energy drinks and cookies. I don't even. That's my bus fare.

 

Can I help? Have paypal?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

That's really nice of you man, but no. We'll be OK. I just felt like bitching briefly!

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

Gotta admit... energy drinks and cookies ARE good.

 

:happy:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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