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Guest disparaissant

my fucking roommate keeps having friends over until 2 in the morning even though i have worked at 7 am every day for the last 3 and at this point ive gotten 8 hours of sleep over said 3 days and am utterly and completely exhausted and cant wait to just get the fuck out of here.

don't want to do anything. don't want to work, count calories, exercise, go to the doctor, do any of this shite.

 

i'm glad i'm not a third world person but

 

but

 

but nothing

 

i am thankful that i have to count calories and go to the doctor!!!!!!! or should be.

  On 8/23/2011 at 2:54 PM, loganfive said:

guy's coming round to service the gas boiler in 10 minutes...

 

:cue 70's porno music:

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  On 8/23/2011 at 10:54 AM, usagi said:

maybe see a physiotherapist who can recommend a fitness program? I'm doing that exact thing, although it's not for any injuries per se

Thanks.

I'm actually 3 sessions in with a physical therapist. I haven't started seeing results yet, but I do feel a little better immediately following my exercises.

I'm not 16 anymore. Fffuuuuuuu.

  On 8/23/2011 at 5:30 PM, acid1 said:

I ordered a breakfast burrito with bacon and hashbrowns this morning, and the guy forgot to add eggs.

lol

 

I still haven't received my paycheck from the job i quit about a month ago. Long story, don't worry about telling me all the legal mambo jambo.

 

on the bright side, the check should be in the mail today.

 

PS Fuck canada post in the ass.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

  On 8/23/2011 at 6:09 PM, jefferoo said:
  On 8/23/2011 at 10:54 AM, usagi said:

maybe see a physiotherapist who can recommend a fitness program? I'm doing that exact thing, although it's not for any injuries per se

Thanks.

I'm actually 3 sessions in with a physical therapist. I haven't started seeing results yet, but I do feel a little better immediately following my exercises.

I'm not 16 anymore. Fffuuuuuuu.

 

I feel ya, man. I had some fucked up pinched nerve in my shoulder from using a goddamn mouse all day--and it's a fucking ergonomic mouse--and it was so fucked up that my right hand was spasming and twitching and going numb for two days. I thought I was going MJF.

 

My girlfriend saw me worrying about going MJF and she, bless 'er 'art, shelled out some big bucks to surprise me with a deep tissue massage from some dude named Mario this weekend, and the guy was brutalizing my shoulder to the point where I could hear it popping every 30 seconds and I wanted to pee it hurt so much, but now my goddamn hand isn't going MJF anymore.

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Guest Coalbucket PI

My key snapped off in the lock last night and I had to wake up my friend to let me in. It's not stuck in the keyhole so it's not that bad but this is the third time this has happened with this lock in 6 months. What's the deal with a lock that eats keys? It's just a normal looking key and I had this one cut myself so I know there's nothing odd about the key

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  On 8/23/2011 at 12:02 PM, keltoi said:

i spend a lot of care and time creating accurate drawings at work and it's guaranteed some fuckwitted idiot with no eye for detail or flair for design comes along and makes half-assed amendments based on stupid uneducated hunches without having a clue what they're doing and screws everything up!! and my name is always still on the fucked up drawings!!! if you mess with my work and make it unrecognizable put your own name on it ffs!!!!

 

!!!!!

 

[sigh]

 

http://www.metafilter.com/106442/This-Camera-is-an-Adventure spy-cam

  On 8/24/2011 at 11:04 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

My key snapped off in the lock last night and I had to wake up my friend to let me in. It's not stuck in the keyhole so it's not that bad but this is the third time this has happened with this lock in 6 months. What's the deal with a lock that eats keys? It's just a normal looking key and I had this one cut myself so I know there's nothing odd about the key

 

It sounds like the key may be cut to the correct shape, but the "correct" shape has a structural week point, ie it gets too fucking narrow.

  On 8/24/2011 at 12:56 PM, baph said:
  On 8/24/2011 at 11:04 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

My key snapped off in the lock last night and I had to wake up my friend to let me in. It's not stuck in the keyhole so it's not that bad but this is the third time this has happened with this lock in 6 months. What's the deal with a lock that eats keys? It's just a normal looking key and I had this one cut myself so I know there's nothing odd about the key

 

It sounds like the key may be cut to the correct shape, but the "correct" shape has a structural week point, ie it gets too fucking narrow.

 

spray some wd-40 in the lock.

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  On 8/24/2011 at 1:05 PM, keltoi said:
  On 8/24/2011 at 12:56 PM, baph said:
  On 8/24/2011 at 11:04 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

My key snapped off in the lock last night and I had to wake up my friend to let me in. It's not stuck in the keyhole so it's not that bad but this is the third time this has happened with this lock in 6 months. What's the deal with a lock that eats keys? It's just a normal looking key and I had this one cut myself so I know there's nothing odd about the key

 

It sounds like the key may be cut to the correct shape, but the "correct" shape has a structural week point, ie it gets too fucking narrow.

 

spray some wd-40 in the lock.

 

I think thats exactly it, there is a really deep groove right where it sticks out of the lock. what kind of dunderpate designed this? Would wd40 do anything really?lHZOm.jpg

worth a try. sometimes the moving teeth in the lock can get stiff putting unnecessary stress on the key. btw i've got 3 of those yale keys here and they all have the same shape as yours. 2 of them are narrower even.

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The back of my neck is aching and I don't know why. Maybe i slept on it weird... but then why hasn't it happened any of the other 10,000+ times I slept previously? Surely I'd sleep on it in the same weird way more than once in that time. Stupid random aches.

dork world problems

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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