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  On 5/30/2013 at 8:17 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:
FWP: no idea what I should watch while I eat pizza.

 

 

yeah, there's no colbert or daily show to d/l this week, that's what i usually watch whilst munching away.

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  On 5/30/2013 at 8:17 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 5/29/2013 at 10:54 PM, LimpyLoo said:

FWP: People on FB pressuring me to do things. For instance, PMing me personally and begging me to go to a show or event.

 

It's about as aggressive as marketing can possibly get and it's a perfect way to ensure that I'll feel weird about you and your stuff.

 

A friend did that recently with regards to donating to a charity she supports. I didn't respond.

 

FWP: no idea what I should watch while I eat pizza.

 

chewing the fat

  On 5/30/2013 at 10:13 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 5/30/2013 at 8:17 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:
FWP: no idea what I should watch while I eat pizza.

 

 

yeah, there's no colbert or daily show to d/l this week, that's what i usually watch whilst munching away.

 

Because of the new extra line after posts, I thought your response was actually a quote of one of my earlier posts and I was blown away that you remembered something I said years back, using the past me to answer the present me... then I was like "what the hell -I never said "whilst!"... then I got it.

 

I used to watch Colbert and Daily Show all the time when I had cable, but I've never thought to download it. I bet it's all streamable somewhere too.

 

FWP: need to do dishes, miss having a dish washer, terrible day old coffee aftertaste, kind of wish the clock on the wall was silent, ditto for the fridge.

I've got an assignment for one Java course, an exam for another, completely busy weekends and Sonar in the next couple of weeks.

 

I'm not sure whether it was a good idea to get a flight for Sonar 4 hours after my exam?

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 5/30/2013 at 6:44 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 5/30/2013 at 10:13 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 5/30/2013 at 8:17 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:
FWP: no idea what I should watch while I eat pizza.

 

 

yeah, there's no colbert or daily show to d/l this week, that's what i usually watch whilst munching away.

 

Because of the new extra line after posts, I thought your response was actually a quote of one of my earlier posts and I was blown away that you remembered something I said years back, using the past me to answer the present me... then I was like "what the hell -I never said "whilst!"... then I got it.

 

I used to watch Colbert and Daily Show all the time when I had cable, but I've never thought to download it. I bet it's all streamable somewhere too.

 

FWP: need to do dishes, miss having a dish washer, terrible day old coffee aftertaste, kind of wish the clock on the wall was silent, ditto for the fridge.

 

 

You can stream dailyshow off their website if you like watching ads for cider, or whatever they're spruking to that demo these days. I can't in OZ because they block IPs from here watching it, due to licencing agreements.

 

Also, dishwasters are essential. I think it quite terrible that this place doesn't have one.

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I've missed three busses already today, ffuu. Now sitting on the side of the highway waiting for another. I need 1000 beers.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

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a new guy at work thought i was a foo fighter fan cause i have hair on my chin

  On 2/26/2015 at 8:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 3:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

  On 5/30/2013 at 11:15 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

a new guy at work thought i was a foo fighter fan cause i have hair on my chin

 

Your post added a dollop of joy to my shitty day.

My cat has been following me around everywhere in the house lately, and today he followed me into the bathroom while I was pooping. He looked pretty horrified when he realized what was going on.

 

I feel like this might have happened before, and I might have posted about it in here, which is also a fwp.

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  On 6/1/2013 at 12:09 AM, baph said:

My cat has been following me around everywhere in the house lately, and today he followed me into the bathroom while I was pooping. He looked pretty horrified when he realized what was going on.

 

I feel like this might have happened before, and I might have posted about it in here, which is also a fwp.

 

My cat always looks pissed off too. I think it's because most cats actually drink out of the toilet when we're not looking. They like running water, not water that sits in a bowl.

 

So the look is kind of like: "dude wtf are you shitting in my water for right meow?"

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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The girl I like is lesbian. I'm a heterosexual man so, therefore, I can't be a lesbian for her to love me.

 

Shit sucks.

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  On 6/1/2013 at 1:36 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 6/1/2013 at 1:17 AM, logakght said:

The girl I like is lesbian. I'm a heterosexual man so, therefore, I can't be a lesbian for her to love me.

 

Shit sucks.

I know this feel

 

 

Some of them can be converted. Have you tried tucking it back and stuffing a bra?

  On 5/29/2013 at 6:45 AM, chenGOD said:

why?

 

Sound quality is shit.

There will be new love from the ashes of us.

  On 6/1/2013 at 1:17 AM, logakght said:

The girl I like is lesbian. I'm a heterosexual man so, therefore, I can't be a lesbian for her to love me.

 

Shit sucks.

 

I know a guy who's been in a 7 year relationship with a lesbian, complete with kid. Of course that's only if you buy into her insistence that she is a lesbian, despite taking the dick for 7 years. I believe that she believes she's a lesbian, and that's what counts. I had one other male friend who also was in a relationship with a girl who had classified herself as a lesbian up until their relationship started. So maybe there's hope.

  On 6/1/2013 at 12:09 AM, baph said:

My cat has been following me around everywhere in the house lately, and today he followed me into the bathroom while I was pooping. He looked pretty horrified when he realized what was going on.

 

I feel like this might have happened before, and I might have posted about it in here, which is also a fwp.

Catsdontcare.jpg

  On 6/1/2013 at 8:29 AM, usagi said:

does the one in the 7yr relationship enjoying said taking of dick? if so, how is she lesbanian?

 

Maybe she pronounced to a her alternate cricle friends that she was a lesbian cause she thought it was fashionable. And then carried on the line cause it came to define her in the group, until she was kind of stuck with it.

 

Or maybe she's bi.

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  On 6/1/2013 at 8:29 AM, usagi said:

does the one in the 7yr relationship enjoying said taking of dick? if so, how is she lesbanian?

 

Well, she's mentioned the physical sensation itself is enjoyable. Mentally she fantasizes that's with a woman getting fucked with a strap-on or something. i don't know, I can't explain why she's convinced she's gay and not bi. It's as nonsensical to me as it would be to anyone else reading this.

  AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 5/29/2013 at 6:45 AM, chenGOD said:

 

why?

Sound quality is shit.

like im worried about sound quality in my car lol

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

You'd have the heater on full blow all the time up there in cannukka land wouldn't you ay.

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When i first bought my car, i glued one of those docks for an FM amplifier thingoe to my dash. Then never used it because i plugged the mp3 player into a stereo input, and worse still, was stuck with this ornament on my dash that i was too frightened to remove lest it leave some mark on my pristine precious car.

 

Anyway, earlier this year on an extremely hot day, i got into my car for the drive to work. After sitting in the driveway all morning, with the windows up it would have been near 60*C in the car, so it came to mind that perhaps the glue bonding the FM transmitter dock to the dash would have somewhat unbonded, which it had. thank fk. Years of having this redundant blemish sully my eyeline whilst driving were over.

 

This happened before the first world successes thread. Shame really, i could have polluted it with my boringness.

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  On 6/3/2013 at 4:26 PM, delet... said:

When i first bought my car, i glued one of those docks for an FM amplifier thingoe to my dash. Then never used it because i plugged the mp3 player into a stereo input, and worse still, was stuck with this ornament on my dash that i was too frightened to remove lest it leave some mark on my pristine precious car.

 

Anyway, earlier this year on an extremely hot day, i got into my car for the drive to work. After sitting in the driveway all morning, with the windows up it would have been near 60*C in the car, so it came to mind that perhaps the glue bonding the FM transmitter dock to the dash would have somewhat unbonded, which it had. thank fk. Years of having this redundant blemish sully my eyeline whilst driving were over.

 

This happened before the first world successes thread. Shame really, i could have polluted it with my boringness.

 

It's never too late

 

*points to first world success thread*

 

Go

  On 6/6/2013 at 7:43 AM, usagi said:

I think I have a splinter in my finger. I'm not sure.

 

lol.

 

Steps to check if you have a splinter in your finger:

  1. Look at your finger
  2. If there is a splinter in it, you have a splinter in your finger
  3. profit

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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