stupid first world problems you're dealing with

There's a new Thomas Pynchon book coming out in a coupla months, but I have a huge book backlog and I've been too tired to read much lately.

  On 7/13/2013 at 8:01 AM, LimpyLoo said:

FWP: I have bronchitis.

 

The upside though is that I'm taking a medication called Ventolin.

I have chronical bronchitis so I've been using Ventolin all my life

my IDM level > watmm

  On 7/13/2013 at 10:16 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/13/2013 at 8:01 AM, LimpyLoo said:

FWP: I have bronchitis.

 

The upside though is that I'm taking a medication called Ventolin.

 

 

I have chronical bronchitis so I've been using Ventolin all my life

 

 

my IDM level > watmm

 

*slouches out of thread in un-IDM shame*

Some asshole stole my bike from the yard last night. It was a cheapo 3 speed bike and I should get half of my money back from my home insurance but it's still a hassle. Bleh.

i had too much coffee and it's made me feel really depressed. Fucking caffeine. Been using it the last week or so and it's fucked my sleeping pattern right up, and now this. I should remember why i don't use certain things, you'd think.

  On 7/14/2013 at 12:05 AM, delet... said:

i had too much coffee and it's made me feel really depressed. Fucking caffeine. Been using it the last week or so and it's fucked my sleeping pattern right up, and now this. I should remember why i don't use certain things, you'd think.

Yeah, caffeine is seriously underrated as a life hazard.

bit into the black end pit of a banana.

asshole neighbor keeps me awake all day because he is obsessively doing yardwork with loud equipment. he finishes just as i'm supposed to be waking up for work. he is also just a cunt in the first place. fuck him.

  On 7/14/2013 at 1:01 AM, essines said:

asshole neighbor keeps me awake all day because he is obsessively doing yardwork with loud equipment. he finishes just as i'm supposed to be waking up for work. he is also just a cunt in the first place. fuck him.

Stop being such a goddamn polite Canadian and stab your dick through his eyeballs already.

Looking after my folks' place while they're on holiday. It's a nice big house with a massive garden, but my mother has acquired herself a menagerie of sorts that I'm in charge of keeping it alive. My morning routine involves a lot of duck faeces spread about my person before I even manage to have my coffee. They said to show their appreciation they'd leave the fridge and wine rack fully stocked. My arse, the place was bare when we arrived and we're strapped for cash as it is.

I'm also worried one of the rabbits might peg it due to heat exhaustion.

  On 7/14/2013 at 3:58 PM, Sprillian said:

I'm also worried one of the rabbits might peg it due to heat exhaustion.

At least that's what you'll tell the parents. Time for rabbit stew,

(i'm sorry, i'm sure that it's quite cute and you don't want to eat the poor dear.)

some guy's car horn was going off (BEEEEEEEP bee bep beeeeeeep bebebebeEEEEEEP!) in the parking lot with the driver calmly sitting in the front seat, so after about ten minutes of thinking he was just trying to get someone's attention, i opened the window in my apartment and yelled "HEY DUMBASS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he got out and the car kept beeping which is when i realized it was an alarm he was trying to fix, lol. he hollered back at me, i said, "oh, never heard an alarm like that." and walked away. i feel like an ass now.

Throw a molotov at him. He'll get the point.

  On 7/14/2013 at 6:20 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/14/2013 at 3:58 PM, Sprillian said:

 

I'm also worried one of the rabbits might peg it due to heat exhaustion.

At least that's what you'll tell the parents. Time for rabbit stew,

 

 

 

 

(i'm sorry, i'm sure that it's quite cute and you don't want to eat the poor dear.)

No no, I have envisaged myself making both rabbit stew and roast duck, and then relaxing in the big garden with a glass of good wine contemplating the aftermath. I do not much care for rabbits, unless they are in my mouth.

  On 7/14/2013 at 7:15 PM, luke viia said:

some guy's car horn was going off (BEEEEEEEP bee bep beeeeeeep bebebebeEEEEEEP!) in the parking lot with the driver calmly sitting in the front seat, so after about ten minutes of thinking he was just trying to get someone's attention, i opened the window in my apartment and yelled "HEY DUMBASS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he got out and the car kept beeping which is when i realized it was an alarm he was trying to fix, lol. he hollered back at me, i said, "oh, never heard an alarm like that." and walked away. i feel like an ass now.

it's ok, the intent was fine. All is right with the universe. Well except for looking like a bitch to that poor guy. But you did apologise so it's ok.

Went to the park to enjoy the sun and a joint, ended up sunburnt as fuck. It looks as though I have bacon strips on my chest.

smoky bacon

Applying for a job that I have a pretty good chance of getting, and will pay a LOT more than my current job, doing the same kind of work; but I don't want to leave my amazing workplace :/

It's my friend's birthday and I have a fancy beer I need to deliver to him before party time's over. But I'm abnormally tired, it's 10pm, and he's probably about to pass out from drinking all day. It's going to take a half hour to walk there. I'm going to arrive and be all awkward and weird. Also, I have no beer for myself and the liquor store is closed. Damn damn damn!

I got a pretty bad upper crotch bruise while mountain biking the other day - it now it hurts to wear pants. Staying home all day with no pants on. This is so uncomfortable seriously. I need to embrace the pantslessness but I cannot. + it hurts like a motherf****r when i sit up or bump into stuff.

Have you seen a doctor ?

I still don't understand why people can't not wear clothing. i only dress so i don't get arrested.

  On 7/15/2013 at 4:28 PM, essines said:

I still don't understand why people can't not wear clothing. i only dress so i don't get arrested.

Duuuuuude! Respect the never-nuuuuuuudes....

  On 7/14/2013 at 8:35 PM, spratters said:

Throw a molotov at him. He'll get the point.

FWP: Some asshole yelled at me as i was trying to fix my car's alarm and then he came back and threw a molotov at me. Recovering with burns in the hospital right now.

I think I'm addicted to the auto-shiatsu massage chair overlay thing I bought for my girlfriend (non-sybian).