stupid first world problems you're dealing with

AHAHAHA!!! "FUCK!" "WHAT?!" "FUCK!" "WHAT?!" "FUCK!" "WHAT?!" ***paparrazi***

lol

  On 7/23/2013 at 12:59 PM, jasondonervan said:

 

  On 7/23/2013 at 12:52 PM, usagi said:

 

 

  On 7/23/2013 at 12:46 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

 

  On 7/22/2013 at 9:12 PM, Sprillian said:

 

I got fifteen quid stolen from my purse at work today. Happy Birthday to me.

That really sucks. Do you have an idea who did it?

Sprillian works for Bernard Black. he stole some money from the shop safe and made it look like an outside job so that he would a) have money to spend on booze 'n fags, and b) graciously allow people to be reimbursed in the hopes that they would spend it on booze 'n fags to share with him.

"We're through the looking glass here, people"

 

Lol! I prefer this scenario.

i watched crappy version of oblivion with korean subs and shitty sound just a day before the proper blue-ray rip surfaced, bummer.

i woke up feeling awful, then realized i washed all the clothes except my work clothes, then put salt into my coffee.

No one loves me, and I love no one.

The Henry Weinhard's root beer I'm drinking doesn't taste as good as I remember.

My NAS dun fuck up on me. Some terrabytes of film and music lost. Fuck me. Thankfully I didn't make backups... I'm going to do it, soon.

im lonely & bitter, and hate it. i hate the entire universe

its so stupid and useless

wat a waste of space

black holes? supernovas? pulsars?

who cares

i used to think sharks were so cool as a kid. now i think theyre just dum fish with teeth

fuk sharks

& dinosaurs? good riddance

I too am having trouble with finding purpose

there is none

thing i hate most of all right now, out of every pointless thing in the world

my icemaker is broke so i can't make a gin+tonic

and im too lazy to fix it or go buy ice trays. shouldn't have to do work to be drunk, thats the opposite of the whole point

also i hate those little fruitflies. those things are a god damn nuisance and need to mind their own business

little bastards

pull it together, lads. it's summer and life is beautiful.

there's good music, food and drink to be had, and to be made. read a book, have a nice run or walk or bike ride, or sit in a field and play guitar.

what kind of hippy bullshit is this?

*strums nylon string with multi-racial penis*

  On 7/24/2013 at 4:04 AM, Alcofribas said:

what kind of hippy bullshit is this?

 

*strums nylon string with multi-racial penis*

lol

so shit I want the money but I don't have a job and I'm about to enter the university... how do? :(

  On 7/23/2013 at 8:34 AM, Sprillian said:

I like the robot eye interpretation. If only more pigeons were croissant-consuming, tophat-clad androids. *Sigh*

 

Entirely possible. After all, one in three pigeons is a robot.

That was a sweet song!

  On 7/24/2013 at 9:25 AM, A/D said:

That was a sweet song!

My faith is restored. This made my morning.

  On 7/24/2013 at 3:29 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 7/24/2013 at 1:35 AM, Gocab said:

 

I'm going to do it, soon.

wat

I don't know what to do with my hair *sigh*

I was trying to google "toys for adults", and I typed in "adult toys" in the search bar. Then I realized what I had searched for, and I have no idea how to phrase the search properly. I just want interestingly designed plastic/wood/metal things that serve no purpose other than to momentarily entertain oneself and be appreciated for their aesthetic value. Now while typing this I realize "toys for adults" sounds an awful lot like a nice lamp.

^^Executive toys?

My fwp problem is I've once again managed to accidentally hit that (imo) stupid & pointless 'Mark Everything As Read' button and now don't know which threads I have and haven't read until new posts appear.

  On 7/24/2013 at 10:15 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

I was trying to google "toys for adults", and I typed in "adult toys" in the search bar. Then I realized what I had searched for, and I have no idea how to phrase the search properly. I just want interestingly designed plastic/wood/metal things that serve no purpose other than to momentarily entertain oneself and be appreciated for their aesthetic value. Now while typing this I realize "toys for adults" sounds an awful lot like a nice lamp.

Lego Architecture is your friend:

Includes bonus IDM points

^^ Had no idea such a thing existed.

One more thing added to the Do Want list.

BORING!!!