stupid first world problems you're dealing with

guy at work keeps giving me donuts. i'm trying to eat healthy but... i can't say no.

For the last half an hour or so I thought there was something wrong with my desktop PC, as I kept hearing a faint rattling noise. There's me applying pressure all over the case to see if it's a loose panel or whatever inside, but it just kept happening.

Turns out it was the sound of a distant worksaw being operated down the street, drifting through an open window in another room.

  On 10/29/2013 at 12:16 PM, jasondonervan said:

For the last half an hour or so I thought there was something wrong with my desktop PC, as I kept hearing a faint rattling noise. There's me applying pressure all over the case to see if it's a loose panel or whatever inside, but it just kept happening.

 

Turns out it was the sound of a distant worksaw being operated down the street, drifting through an open window in another room.

lol i believe autechre employs this technique in their mixes

Our net has been throttled till the first of next month. But what about my shows on my day orf. Bah!! /spends time posting up holiday pics to watmm instead.

  On 10/29/2013 at 11:13 AM, MadameChaos said:

guy at work keeps giving me donuts. i'm trying to eat healthy but... i can't say no.

Is he gonna ask you out or what. He's been doing this for ages now. Then again, this is just one of those office things isn't it, people that have their thing, wot they do. His is doughnuts.

Can't stream videos from Al Jazeera English since Al Jazeera America launched.

  On 10/29/2013 at 3:46 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 10/29/2013 at 11:13 AM, MadameChaos said:

guy at work keeps giving me donuts. i'm trying to eat healthy but... i can't say no.

 

Is he gonna ask you out or what. He's been doing this for ages now. Then again, this is just one of those office things isn't it, people that have their thing, wot they do. His is doughnuts.

lol! he's just the donut guy. showing me love through donuts. it's far less awkward than getting asked out by the other office bods (a regular thing).

I've had kraft 100% all natural smooth peanut butter stuck on my throat for 8 hours and 10 minutes

f u peanut butter bears

A chihuahua keeps attempting to jump up onto my lap but his legs are too short. Bear in mind that this is the chihuahua's FWP and not mine.

  On 10/30/2013 at 12:45 AM, ambermonk said:

A chihuahua keeps attempting to jump up onto my lap but his legs are too short. Bear in mind that this is the chihuahua's FWP and not mine.

lol

My cat keeps my girlfriend and me up at night by meowing for no apparent reason, jumps in bed, pitterpatters, lays down and purrs in my face looking like this:

Now I'm tired at work. What a cunt.

lol

I just tried to log in to Facebook and the whole thing seems to be completely fucked. Can't do anything. Can't scroll. Can't press like buttons. Can't type stupid things anywhere. Feel anxiety. Am scared. Hold me.

  On 10/30/2013 at 12:49 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Just violently failed a civil service interview. It's not too bad because I wasn't enormously invested in getting this particular job anyway, but apparently I just cannot talk upbeat business bullshit and bureaucracy crap to save my life.

Neither can I, m8. Neither can I.

have a presentation that i gotta give in 2 hours, normally i wouldnt care too much but if i bomb this one i lose my job.

Left the butter out cos it was getting cold, you know, it's nice to act according to perceived trends, have your butter ready to go. Yesterday hit 90 degrees and the butter got really soft. Used it anyway because I like a little pat of it in my Cream of Wheat, which I had for dinner last night with my wife. The butter is back in the fridge, but I woke up feeling a little weird, kind an achy throat. Not the esophagus, just the inner neck/throat(?) muscles. Feeling okay, but could be better.

Also, the water I am drinking right now is room temperature, and I had to carry it up to my office (1 gallon jug!). It's usually cold since I keep it in the mini fridge, but I was thirsty and couldn't wait for it to cool down, plus I don't have easy access to ice. It's in the lounge on the floor above me, but I rarely go up there. It could actually be a nice place though. That is another problem: the lounge has potential to be a chill hangout but it is just not there yet and I don't know anyone in the building who will help me get it there.

I'm actually applying at places for a part time job. :(

  On 10/30/2013 at 7:41 PM, sheatheman said:

Left the butter out cos it was getting cold, you know, it's nice to act according to perceived trends, have your butter ready to go. Yesterday hit 90 degrees and the butter got really soft. Used it anyway because I like a little pat of it in my Cream of Wheat, which I had for dinner last night with my wife. The butter is back in the fridge, but I woke up feeling a little weird, kind an achy throat. Not the esophagus, just the inner neck/throat(?) muscles. Feeling okay, but could be better.

 

Also, the water I am drinking right now is room temperature, and I had to carry it up to my office (1 gallon jug!). It's usually cold since I keep it in the mini fridge, but I was thirsty and couldn't wait for it to cool down, plus I don't have easy access to ice. It's in the lounge on the floor above me, but I rarely go up there. It could actually be a nice place though. That is another problem: the lounge has potential to be a chill hangout but it is just not there yet and I don't know anyone in the building who will help me get it there.

Brilliant. Thank you.

I'm in North Philadelphia on Mischief Night.

My PE class (which is now way better than my original one cause i finally got to switch - awesome) sprung the mile run on us today. I have yet to get proper attire for class as my sweatpants have gone missing, so i've been wearing loose elastic-y jeans for now.

So,

I had to run a mile in jeans and a small tight shirt that i'm basically ready to throw away.

Gained almost a minute extra compared to my latest mile - ugh.

Whatever... At least I'm in a good class now, and I'm glad I got the exercise.

this morning on the ride to work, I was doing about 75ks on Hume Hwy when the car in front of me slowed suddenly and sharply. I hit the brakes and managed to stop in time, and I was all "wtf are you doing" until I saw the car swerve and reveal a small brown creature - a possum, I suspect - cowering on the asphalt. I barely missed the little guy myself, I was still doing about 40ks and flicked to the side just in time. I caught a glimpse of its face, it was terrified. I feel like a twat for not stopping my bike on the grassy median and going back and helping it off the road but it all happened so quickly I didn't think. plus I was late to work and blah blah blah excuses. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw a line of cars slowing to avoid it but I am doubtful it lived. sadfeels.jpg

Damn...glad to hear you didn't get in a wreck tho 'Sagi

  On 10/31/2013 at 12:38 AM, usagi said:

this morning on the ride to work, I was doing about 75ks on Hume Hwy when the car in front of me slowed suddenly and sharply. I hit the brakes and managed to stop in time, and I was all "wtf are you doing" until I saw the car swerve and reveal a small brown creature - a possum, I suspect - cowering on the asphalt. I barely missed the little guy myself, I was still doing about 40ks and flicked to the side just in time. I caught a glimpse of its face, it was terrified. I feel like a twat for not stopping my bike on the grassy median and going back and helping it off the road but it all happened so quickly I didn't think. plus I was late to work and blah blah blah excuses. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw a line of cars slowing to avoid it but I am doubtful it lived. sadfeels.jpg

and then this happened

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  On 10/30/2013 at 2:21 PM, xxx said:

---"lol! he's just the donut guy. Showing me love through donuts"

-----"'just the donut guy' she says. 'Showing me love through donuts' she says"

fucking lol

cheers amber

  On 10/31/2013 at 2:41 AM, zaphod said:

 

  On 10/31/2013 at 12:38 AM, usagi said:

this morning on the ride to work, I was doing about 75ks on Hume Hwy when the car in front of me slowed suddenly and sharply. I hit the brakes and managed to stop in time, and I was all "wtf are you doing" until I saw the car swerve and reveal a small brown creature - a possum, I suspect - cowering on the asphalt. I barely missed the little guy myself, I was still doing about 40ks and flicked to the side just in time. I caught a glimpse of its face, it was terrified. I feel like a twat for not stopping my bike on the grassy median and going back and helping it off the road but it all happened so quickly I didn't think. plus I was late to work and blah blah blah excuses. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw a line of cars slowing to avoid it but I am doubtful it lived. sadfeels.jpg

 

and then this happened

 

[youtubehd]s6nkEXuiglg[/youtubehd]

 

it could have been a very shrunken, brown esper for all I know

Just got back from getting some work done at the dentist and my motherfucking cheeks are numb... but it's wearing off a little and there's also an aching sensation, so I've got the worst of both worlds.