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  On 10/26/2013 at 5:17 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

I want to post music in the "rate the music the person above you is listening to thread" but I don't want to rate other people's music at the moment.

Heheh, this is the reason I never post there. There's been many a time where I've thought "I must share this tune I'm currently listening to with the wattm." Then I remember I have to listen critically to something else first in order to participate, so I don't.

Stupidly parked my car under a tree before I left to Japan for two weeks. Came back to a car covered in fallen leaves and bird shit.

 

Best way to remove bird shit?

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 8:46 AM, chenGOD said:

Stupidly parked my car under a tree before I left to Japan for two weeks. Came back to a car covered in fallen leaves and bird shit.

 

Best way to remove bird shit?

I think last time I had that problem I simply ran my truck thru a car wash and it did the trick. But there might be some cheaper options discussed here: http://www.autogeekonline.net/forum/how-articles/23231-how-safely-remove-dried-bird-dropping.html

 

My latest FWP is having a sudden drop in self-esteem after randomly browsing local chicks on Match.com just for shits and giggles. The ones my age either already have kids or have preferences for guys with a greater income and athletic build than mine. But at least I have a college degree. So unless I get in better shape and earn more scratch, I'm pretty much fuct.

But on the same token, seems like many of them have generic, conformist self-introductions and have very little interests that overlap with my own. So I dunno whether it's better to exert the effort to meet their demands, or to resume my usual hermit lifestyle. But if I have to strive and sacrifice order to win someone else's approval, then I can't be arsed.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 9:17 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 8:46 AM, chenGOD said:

Stupidly parked my car under a tree before I left to Japan for two weeks. Came back to a car covered in fallen leaves and bird shit.

 

Best way to remove bird shit?

I think last time I had that problem I simply ran my truck thru a car wash and it did the trick. But there might be some cheaper options discussed here: http://www.autogeekonline.net/forum/how-articles/23231-how-safely-remove-dried-bird-dropping.html

 

 

 

Unfortunately, last time I tried going through a car wash, it didn't completely remove the bird shit. That method looks interesting, but seriously it's a lot. Plus I don't have any auto detailing spray. lol. the FWPs just keep building.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 5:08 AM, logakght said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 3:51 AM, Sprigg said:

I finally have only one job and I have no idea what to do with all this free time.

whats your job about

 

I'm in the warehouse/ shipping department of an online pharmacy. Boring, menial work and it doesn't pay terribly well, but it's a full-time M-F 9-5 job and I get to listen to music all day so I'm okay with it.

  On 10/26/2013 at 6:43 AM, Ego said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 5:02 AM, Ego said:

 

- I only have one match left and I want to smoke some hash. I will fail miserably.

Worked too much. I'm a fetus..

Flol

  On 10/26/2013 at 4:47 PM, MadameChaos said:

i hate diet coke

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

I hate Diet Coke too but I drink it if it's the only game in town.

so in an effort to "better myself" and "help the environment" i stopped driving for a couple of months and started taking public transport and walking everywhere. today i went out and started my car and the engine sounds a bit like "fold4, wrap5". popped the hood and it looks like some animals moved in and chewed up some components. there's some squirrels that live in a tree which my car is under. i made eye contact with one the other day. now i know his betrayal.

  On 10/26/2013 at 6:43 PM, zaphod said:

so in an effort to "better myself" and "help the environment" i stopped driving for a couple of months and started taking public transport and walking everywhere. today i went out and started my car and the engine sounds a bit like "fold4, wrap5". popped the hood and it looks like some animals moved in and chewed up some components. there's some squirrels that live in a tree which my car is under. i made eye contact with one the other day. now i know his betrayal.

 

You should tell that squirrel that although your need for a car is simply a byproduct of the social constructs that make up your reality, you would very much appreciate it if the squirrel doesn't....ah fuck it, burn the squirrel down.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

True fact, my buddy in Portland got "banned" from smoking on his porch because his housemates were concerned it would upset the birds that had nested under the awning. He ended up moving. Portland.

 

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 6:12 PM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 6:43 AM, Ego said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 5:02 AM, Ego said:

- I only have one match left and I want to smoke some hash. I will fail miserably.

Worked too much. I'm a fetus..

Flol

 

 

also lol

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 10/26/2013 at 9:43 PM, luke viia said:

True fact, my buddy in Portland got "banned" from smoking on his porch because his housemates were concerned it would upset the birds that had nested under the awning. He ended up moving. Portland.

 

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 6:12 PM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 6:43 AM, Ego said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 5:02 AM, Ego said:

- I only have one match left and I want to smoke some hash. I will fail miserably.

Worked too much. I'm a fetus..

Flol

 

 

also lol

 

hah hahh fucking portland.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Guest disparaissant

i have to get a liquor license to sell beer at walmart because the county i live in is stupid.

 

the course to get it is online, and it will have paragraph after paragraph of information that you cannot skip and then ask you questions like this:

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boy i sure hope i got that one right!

Flol, that reminds me of that asinine AlcoholEdu program I had to take freshman year. You have my sympathies.

  On 10/26/2013 at 9:43 PM, luke viia said:

True fact, my buddy in Portland got "banned" from smoking on his porch because his housemates were concerned it would upset the birds that had nested under the awning. He ended up moving. Portland.

 

 

lol, wow. How are people like that made?

 

  On 10/27/2013 at 12:42 AM, disparaissant said:

i have to get a liquor license to sell beer at walmart because the county i live in is stupid.

 

the course to get it is online, and it will have paragraph after paragraph of information that you cannot skip and then ask you questions like this:

Ewx6AfV.png

boy i sure hope i got that one right!

 

Haha, amazing.

I'm on E, went home from a party, girlfriend's too tired to stay up, I'm posting on watmm... what the hell is wrong with me.

  On 10/26/2013 at 7:52 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 10/26/2013 at 5:17 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

I want to post music in the "rate the music the person above you is listening to thread" but I don't want to rate other people's music at the moment.

Heheh, this is the reason I never post there. There's been many a time where I've thought "I must share this tune I'm currently listening to with the wattm." Then I remember I have to listen critically to something else first in order to participate, so I don't.

 

 

Use the now playing thread silly. Of course there's little to no guarantee that people will either rate or listen to what you post in there, but it's a dump for what you listening to. And it's good to be able to water down the troon and regulars stuff.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Im getting really annoyed at how fast pens and highlighters run out of ink. I know I should underline less, but I don't know whats of the utmost importance until I have completed the entire book.

y u no ebook ?

(i'm a teaching/research assistant for like 15 professors this semester so i'm going all passive-agressive techno-elitist each time i get a chance with those professors who can't function without stacks of decades old notes and printouts that they can barely comprehend themselves)

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  On 10/27/2013 at 5:53 PM, eugene said:

y u no ebook ?

(i'm a teaching/research assistant for like 15 professors this semester so i'm going all passive-agressive techno-elitist each time i get a chance with those professors who can't function without stacks of decades old notes and printouts that they can barely comprehend themselves)

 

man and you are absolutely right in bringing up that point.

 

Ill be honest, I have no idea or any experience whatsoever with using ebooks, I wouldn't even know where to start. If you could guide me to a website with a comprehensive "how university students can get max use out of an ebook", I'd seriously appreciate it. My bookshelves are about to break from the weight of the books on top of them.

 

One of my peeves is the e-highlighting....is there a program that allows easy quick-click referencing to pages you highlighted? That would be amazing.

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