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Your money has not been wasted. Gremlins need to eat too. Well unless you hunt them down for sport and then shoot them, then they wouldn't require any money for chitlins.

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i just went to see my girlfriend's dad in shrek the musical and it was absolutely terrible and i hate musical theater and i'm a bit worried that when he asked me what i thought of it my "it was good!" wasn't at all convincing.

I have two FWPs. My first is that I got a four month away job. It pays well but I just moved in with my girlfriend and got a cat and all I want to do is play with them all day. My need for getting ahead financially is going to kill my quality of life for a while. But then I'll have a bunch of money, which will obviously create happiness.

 

The second is the last job I had I met a very frank woman who wants my dong. She's actually very cool, and I would totally do it, but I am monogamous and it's out of the question. However now that the job is over she is sending me these sweet lonely sounding emails and I'm like damn woman stop with the doing that. And I like the attention of course. Low self esteem. Nested fwp up in this bitch.

  On 10/13/2013 at 2:05 AM, SR4 said:

I just ran 5 miles and im just pissed off at everything for some reason.

 

 

That's not how it's supposed to work. Odd.

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  On 10/11/2013 at 1:22 PM, Deer said:

Only 3 hours of sleep and my throat is killing me, oh and i have a rat problem (i'll post the video of the motherfucker who kept me up all night later)

the rat video

 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/l5r4uhp9remnbtz/VIDEO0005_02.mp4

 

 

  On 10/13/2013 at 2:05 AM, SR4 said:

I just ran 5 miles and im just pissed off at everything for some reason.

 

this happens to me as well, i get really depressed sometimes after a workout, my mind get clear and i think about life, etc etc

Edited by Deer

Both my portable listening devices stop randomly. My smart phone is the worst because it also interjects with "SAY A COMMAND" at twice the volume as the music (unless it's Clark, in which case it's half the volume). The other device is my discman, and I swear blowing on the CD actually helps the problem most of the time. Bit of an embarrassing procedure though. Oh yeah, and the program I use for making electronic music freezes regularly when I'm editing tracks. I have to save save save, but I tend to get lost in my work and forget. In short, everything involving technology and music sucks.

Had an exam on Friday and didn't have time to finish the whole thing. Seriously, sequence diagrams take a long time to produce in a fashion that the marker could read. Fuck that.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 10/13/2013 at 9:36 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 10/11/2013 at 1:22 PM, Deer said:

Only 3 hours of sleep and my throat is killing me, oh and i have a rat problem (i'll post the video of the motherfucker who kept me up all night later)

the rat video

 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/l5r4uhp9remnbtz/VIDEO0005_02.mp4

 

 

  On 10/13/2013 at 2:05 AM, SR4 said:

I just ran 5 miles and im just pissed off at everything for some reason.

 

this happens to me as well, i get really depressed sometimes after a workout, my mind get clear and i think about life, etc etc

 

 

holy! he's a pretty big fucker.

 

are you going to poison him?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Still sick but have to go to work tomorrow because you are only allowed one day off without a doctor's visit. And i'd rather go to work than pay those bums any money. -sie-

A member of the non sequitairiate.

i nearly shat myself when i realized that my home address, cellphone and home numbers are openly shown in moodle to the ~150 students whose assignments, papers and exams i'll have to review this semester.

Fucking high school.

I'm assuming that most of you are unaware of the current atmosphere and "culture" present in hs halls these days.

Let me tell you, shit is absolutely horrifying.

EVERYTHING is fueled by some form of media. I mean everything. Our morning announcements are fucking sponsored by dominoes pizza.

There is so little effort amongst students, they are just so void of life. Almost every conversation fits the format of "did you hear about (insert pointless/immature/offensive/misogynistic/homophobic thing here) that (insert name here) did/said? what a (insert overused adjective here) kid."

Luckily, I have some great teachers. I manage to have a decent schedule as well, except for 7th period interchangeably when I have P.E.

I feel physically and mentally unsafe and weak in that class. Those kids are just so ridiculously violent and rude that I am motivated to skip just to maintain a healthy mental state. When you see an entire class working together to make an amazing teacher's life harder, you can't help but just feel hopeless and depressed. There is literally NO POINT to it. WHY do these kids have to try their absolute hardest to be offensive? Hell, they even mess with our teacher's hair when she turns her back for a few seconds. It's sickening.

They seem to think that what they are doing is righteous and rebellious, but they have no reason to rebel against anything, they just force everyone around them to live a harder life.

Now more than ever I feel motivated to drop out, even though it's mainly just that one period that is killing me.

https://finitycollective.bandcamp.com

 

  On 2/24/2014 at 7:54 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Don't forget reverb boxers

 

lol dominos pizza, you gotta be kidding

i know how you feel, school was an absolute hellfuck, the teachers were the worst thing for me

you should just bite your teeth and finnish class or you will end up in a factory with le creme de la creme of assholes for the rest of your life (like me :cry: )

Edited by Ivan Ooze
  On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

"have a dominos kind of day ihs"

fucking kills me

 

i'm checking in with the associate's office to see if i can switch p.e. classes, but i've heard they're notorious for not giving a fuck so we'll see.

hopefully some alternative will come up.

https://finitycollective.bandcamp.com

 

  On 2/24/2014 at 7:54 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Don't forget reverb boxers

 

  On 10/14/2013 at 9:11 PM, eugene said:

i nearly shat myself when i realized that my home address, cellphone and home numbers are openly shown in moodle to the ~150 students whose assignments, papers and exams i'll have to review this semester.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXZvK8yUHb0

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 10/14/2013 at 6:26 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 10/13/2013 at 9:36 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 10/11/2013 at 1:22 PM, Deer said:

Only 3 hours of sleep and my throat is killing me, oh and i have a rat problem (i'll post the video of the motherfucker who kept me up all night later)

the rat video

 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/l5r4uhp9remnbtz/VIDEO0005_02.mp4

 

 

  On 10/13/2013 at 2:05 AM, SR4 said:

I just ran 5 miles and im just pissed off at everything for some reason.

 

this happens to me as well, i get really depressed sometimes after a workout, my mind get clear and i think about life, etc etc

 

 

holy! he's a pretty big fucker.

 

are you going to poison him?

 

 

Unfortunately. Look, in a perfect world the rat would understand that its not welcome and just fucks off but they carry diseases and stuff, the last thing i need right now is to be infected with a plague.

 

I'm a friend of the animals but you now, rip rat

Edited by Deer
  On 10/14/2013 at 10:22 PM, yshf said:

Fucking high school.

I'm assuming that most of you are unaware of the current atmosphere and "culture" present in hs halls these days.

Let me tell you, shit is absolutely horrifying.

EVERYTHING is fueled by some form of media. I mean everything. Our morning announcements are fucking sponsored by dominoes pizza.

There is so little effort amongst students, they are just so void of life. Almost every conversation fits the format of "did you hear about (insert pointless/immature/offensive/misogynistic/homophobic thing here) that (insert name here) did/said? what a (insert overused adjective here) kid."

Luckily, I have some great teachers. I manage to have a decent schedule as well, except for 7th period interchangeably when I have P.E.

I feel physically and mentally unsafe and weak in that class. Those kids are just so ridiculously violent and rude that I am motivated to skip just to maintain a healthy mental state. When you see an entire class working together to make an amazing teacher's life harder, you can't help but just feel hopeless and depressed. There is literally NO POINT to it. WHY do these kids have to try their absolute hardest to be offensive? Hell, they even mess with our teacher's hair when she turns her back for a few seconds. It's sickening.

They seem to think that what they are doing is righteous and rebellious, but they have no reason to rebel against anything, they just force everyone around them to live a harder life.

Now more than ever I feel motivated to drop out, even though it's mainly just that one period that is killing me.

Sounds rough man. There were occasional fights that broke out at my high school back in the day, and I think half of them were guys fighting over some girl. But it was tame compared to what you seem to be dealing with. I hope those kids in your PE class get their asses kicked.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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