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  On 12/24/2013 at 11:14 PM, MadameChaos said:

I can't decide which Xmas jumper to wear tomorrow.

 

create a chimera xmas jumper out of all of the xmas jumpers imo

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:17 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:14 PM, MadameChaos said:

I can't decide which Xmas jumper to wear tomorrow.

create a chimera xmas jumper out of all of the xmas jumpers imo

Or I could wear them all at once.

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  On 12/24/2013 at 11:23 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:17 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:14 PM, MadameChaos said:

I can't decide which Xmas jumper to wear tomorrow.

create a chimera xmas jumper out of all of the xmas jumpers imo

Or I could wear them all at once.

 

 

could be dangerous, as demonstrated by this thirteen-years-out-of-date pop culture reference:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9908/25/lawrence.collapse/

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:25 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:23 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:17 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:14 PM, MadameChaos said:

I can't decide which Xmas jumper to wear tomorrow.

create a chimera xmas jumper out of all of the xmas jumpers imo

Or I could wear them all at once.

could be dangerous, as demonstrated by this thirteen-years-out-of-date pop culture reference:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9908/25/lawrence.collapse/

I'm not sure this is relevant, but thank you for your concern.

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  On 12/24/2013 at 11:30 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:25 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:23 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:17 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:14 PM, MadameChaos said:

I can't decide which Xmas jumper to wear tomorrow.

create a chimera xmas jumper out of all of the xmas jumpers imo

Or I could wear them all at once.

could be dangerous, as demonstrated by this thirteen-years-out-of-date pop culture reference:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9908/25/lawrence.collapse/

I'm not sure this is relevant, but thank you for your concern.

 

 

heat stroke due to clothing layering probably not a serious concern in the UK this time of year

*jots it down*

 

Related FWP:

It's 26 29 degrees C right now where I am

Not fucking xmassy at all.

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Sick and tired of working and never having money. I mean fuck I can't even put 20 bucks of gas in the car or buy a pack of smokes.

Working on Xmas eve fucking bullshit.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:17 PM, baph said:

 

  On 12/24/2013 at 11:14 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

I can't decide which Xmas jumper to wear tomorrow.

create a chimera xmas jumper out of all of the xmas jumpers imo

Please contact Andrew Jenkinson for assistance in this matter.

 

For a small additional fee, he will also personally soundtrack your Xmas jumper experience with a bonanza of fresh acid chewnz.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Donnnnnne! But suddenly that huge bottle of rum I was going to hit up has disappeared. Also, I listened to Ministry's Filth Pig album while wrapping presents, and it sounds like shit. Might be an okay album otherwise, but it's really hard to tell through all that sonic ugly.

lol 90's christmas at zephyr's place. That album was never very good by the way, i was quite disappointed when it came out. They were clearly effected by the transition in the mainstream from thrash metal to grunge.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 12/25/2013 at 1:44 PM, delet... said:

lol 90's christmas at zephyr's place. That album was never very good by the way, i was quite disappointed when it came out. They were clearly effected by the transition in the mainstream from thrash metal to grunge.

lol

  On 12/25/2013 at 12:39 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Donnnnnne! But suddenly that huge bottle of rum I was going to hit up has disappeared. Also, I listened to Ministry's Filth Pig album while wrapping presents, and it sounds like shit. Might be an okay album otherwise, but it's really hard to tell through all that sonic ugly.

Nah, it's really just a bad album. They lost it for a long while after Psalm 69 and only got it back a little with Houses, and then it was just shite all the way down.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/25/2013 at 4:48 PM, usagi said:
  On 12/25/2013 at 12:39 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:
Donnnnnne! But suddenly that huge bottle of rum I was going to hit up has disappeared. Also, I listened to Ministry's Filth Pig album while wrapping presents, and it sounds like shit. Might be an okay album otherwise, but it's really hard to tell through all that sonic ugly.

Nah, it's really just a bad album. They lost it after Psalm 69.

 

Corrected for accuracy.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

hey I thought Houses was ok :shrug:

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/26/2013 at 3:05 AM, usagi said:

hey I thought Houses was ok :shrug:

I still haven't heard much post-Psalm 69 Ministry. I'm too obsessed with the early synthy stuff to get into any recent albums!

i make hundreds of cash my own way, but decided to get a job my mate said was going to expand my horizons and get some actual job experience, ive now been working 5 10-12 hour shifts a week as a kp with no break, and im ready to actually cut my wrists instead of turning up for another 12-cls, which means working 10 hours sraight till the kitchen shuts, and then a 3 hour brutal clean up.

 

i would just walk the fuck out but i promised my mate who got me the job i wouldnt fuck him over.

 

 

 

 

fuck jobs.

I'm pleased with all the Ministry related responses I got with my last post, but I've been drinking all day and am used to puking after drinking to much, with is pretty much my least favorite part of existence (the puking). For the record I am also of the opinion that everything Ministry did after Psalm 69 was garbage... but Al Jourgensen's still pretty cool.

FWP #2: I can't know for certain if the .gif posts on the LUDD Dude Seriously thread are just text or if there are actually emoticons that my browser cannot read, though I suspect that's the joke. It's the lack of certainty that perturbs me. I'm also bothered by the fact that I think i got that thread title wrong, and that I edited what I said to be less confusing, but it's now more confusing as a result. Fuuuuuuuuu :wtf:

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