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my work comb has been stolen, i'm gonna have to get through the day looking (and feeling) ever so slightly disheveled.

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As a favour to another team at work, I'm supposed to be doing some system rollout testing today even though I have no experiece in doing so. The building I am currently sat in has zero air-con, and thanks to all the testbed hardware cooking away, it's roasting in here. I'm supposed to be waiting on a phonecall from someone in either Israel or Vietnam. I have to be here for another 5 hours 'in case' they call. So there's a chance I may not even be called upon.

 

SO BORED

 

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  On 1/5/2014 at 11:06 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/5/2014 at 10:28 PM, fenton said:

FWP: Tomorrow I'm going to try out a laundrette, for the first time. Tips?

 

put your clothes in the machine, put your money in the machine, press go, I dunno

 

 

Don't forget to add the laundry soap, clean the lint screens in the dryer, and yes book or phone with a solid data plan.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Noticed a fraudulent charge on my card this morning for nearly $200, called the bank and they have to lock my current card and investigate into the claim... I'm also supposed to keep an eye on my account for the next few days. I get paid tonight via direct deposit and now I'll have to actually go to the bank to be able to access any of it which I probably won't have time for because I'm working all weekend. :dry:

  On 1/10/2014 at 6:29 AM, ghOsty said:

Noticed a fraudulent charge on my card this morning for nearly $200, called the bank and they have to lock my current card and investigate into the claim... I'm also supposed to keep an eye on my account for the next few days. I get paid tonight via direct deposit and now I'll have to actually go to the bank to be able to access any of it which I probably won't have time for because I'm working all weekend. :dry:

Damn, hope you can recover it somehow. I think last time I had an unusual transaction on my account history someone from my bank called me to verify.

 

My FWP: Got a 16-track album planned for completion this year, but haven't felt motivated to work on it lately. Already started all of them and completed three of them tho, making minor tweaks here and there along the way. They're tracks I started as far back as 2007, but my goal is to finish and compile them this year. A New Year's resolution, perhaps. Motivation is this greatest challenge thus far.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Woke up at 3:30 thinking my alarm had gobe off, made coffee and breakfast for school, rushed out the door only to find city pitch black and silent.

Now drinking coffee.....at 4:49 am...it's gonna be a long day...

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Too much school work to do...still drinking coffee.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 1/10/2014 at 9:26 PM, chenGOD said:

Too much school work to do...still drinking coffee.

 

same. exams coming up.. .next wednesday =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Man thank fuck I don't have exams.

 

FWP: the coffee at work tastes like ass.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Start drinking again.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 1/11/2014 at 11:33 PM, chenGOD said:

Start drinking again.

 

this!

Start with a Caesar. Fixes a hangover quickly. Pop a caffeine pill at the same time.

 

Hangover gone.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 1/12/2014 at 8:19 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

I'm 500 words off finishing a research proposal but it's doing my fucking head in trying to get it done and someone is GOING TO DIE.

Yeah probably around 150,000 people will die today, just like usual.

I bought a different bag of cat food for my cat last week, and it's giving him extra foul smelling man sized turds. Today he decided to lay one on the carpet and then proceeded to drag his anus on it for several feet. It left a long, thin, remarkably consistent skid mark.

^ it's ok to say fuck on the internet

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

She wrote P Funked

 

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adds bicycle to photo.


actually, oh no nazi salute, someone call the southern poverty law centre.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 1/13/2014 at 4:34 PM, delet... said:

She wrote P Funked

 

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Nice, I just added two Parliament albums to my "mp3 player" (AKA my shitty "smart phone" that interrupts all my mp3s with the voice control application that can not be disabled. This coupled with the fact that my discman finally bit the bullet is a pretty big FWP for me. It's made me an angrier person).

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