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my roommate almost burnt down the house (exaggeration) yesterday when he turned on the wrong burner of the stove and there was a kitchen thing on it,, i dunno how to explain it other than THING. but christ a flame flies up in the air and luckily we were there to take it off and throw it in the sink. it really scares me but i don't know if it scares him that much but i'm trying to get it into his head by keep talking to him about it. i've had more bad roommates than good ones, makes me want to live by myself.

Pretty sure the landlady herself or one of the maintenance guys came into my gf and my apartment today while I was gone, which would violate the lease... The door was locked when I came back and I don't remember locking it when I left (I hardly ever do), of course I can't prove this to anyone. I called to ask about it and she of course denied it. So shady... I can't wait to move out of this dump in a couple months.

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Maybe your neighbour noticed it was unlocked and locked it for you, like came up to the wrong door whilst distracted and it opened. Or you might have had an intruder. Lock your fucking doors man!!

 

And yek, you need to sit this guy down and talk it out, before the police come a knocking. Because it doesn't appear to look very pretty when they prosecute copyright theft. Well at least from all the horror stories you read on slashdot.

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My work commute has increased to 45 minutes each way.

 

My laptops fan seems to have stopped working, leading my comp to get to almost 100c if I don't watch the heat

 

I want to bang random floozies, but I live at a place that is waaay the fuck out of the way of Seattle and I cannot in the current place.

 

Life is hard.

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 2/1/2014 at 12:41 AM, delet... said:

 

And yek, you need to sit this guy down and talk it out, before the police come a knocking. Because it doesn't appear to look very pretty when they prosecute copyright theft. Well at least from all the horror stories you read on slashdot.

 

 

indeed, i'm hoping he gets the boot if he keeps it up sort of thing , cause i like living by myself :emotawesomepm9:

  On 2/1/2014 at 12:07 AM, ghOsty said:

Pretty sure the landlady herself or one of the maintenance guys came into my gf

 

:cerious:

 

 

  On 2/1/2014 at 12:07 AM, ghOsty said:

and my apartment today while I was gone, which would violate the lease.

 

oh, ok.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 2/1/2014 at 12:41 AM, delet... said:

Maybe your neighbour noticed it was unlocked and locked it for you, like came up to the wrong door whilst distracted and it opened. Or you might have had an intruder. Lock your fucking doors man!!

 

We don't lock it very often because it's a really small complex and all the other tenants need a key to even get into the building and we know most of them. A neighbor wouldn't have been able to lock the deadbolt to our apartment though because that requires a key, which only me, my gf and the landlady have. It wasn't an intruder, nothing was missing (and what kind of intruder would bother to lock the door behind them anyway?) She definitely came in, there was a curtain drawn in the apartment that we never open, I tried calling and asking her about it but she of course denied everything. I'm pretty sure it's just because she knows I caught her and that it does violate the lease (and bitch needs lease money to afford her peacoats and manicures)... Either way my girlfriend and I are moving out, we've scoped out some better deals lately on places that look cheaper and much better maintained.

I'm going to set my phone back to factory preset because i'm worried that i downloaded a virus through a banner ad popup when i know that i didn't avg told me i didn't, but still paranoia. bluh. Don't ask how, isn't it obvious.

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going to see a concert pianist tonight with my old piano teacher. tickets are over 100 dollars. kind of have social anxiety, but i think i'll be fine.

Bought a little keg from a local brewery and the first few pints have these white bits. It is bright so I wouldn't have expected this. It tastes ok. What do you guys think?

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:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 2/2/2014 at 2:28 PM, spratters said:

Bought a little keg from a local brewery and the first few pints have these white bits. It is bright so I wouldn't have expected this. It tastes ok. What do you guys think?

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Is it an unpasteurized beer? Lots of beers are unfiltered too, so it's possible it SHOULD have solids in it?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

i accidentally bought sweetened greek yogurt instead of plain. how do people eat this stuff it tastes i just gave a valentine's day gift to one of the keebler elves

 

s'goin down the sink it is

(plus side tho, now I have another container to plant garlic in)

Now there's the thread we should be reading. Cryptowen's guide to planting garlic in used yoghurt containers. Do you just get the leaves, or does actually garlic grow?

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  On 2/3/2014 at 1:08 AM, delet... said:

Do you just get the leaves, or does actually garlic grow?

Generally I chop the shoots off, use those, wait for new ones to grow in

But in the past when I've had surplus I'd let some of them develop. One clove eventually yields an entire new bulb, so it's like endless free garlic

 

Expect more adventures in apartment growing, and maybe some actual legit crops if I end up going back to New Brunswick this summer & turning the three acres of turf I bought for 5k a few years back into proper farmland.

 

http://goo.gl/maps/mSYE9

 

LOOKIT THIS SHIT, WATMM I DOING IN THE CITY WHEN I OWN SOME OF THIS

(actually my land is a few miles away from there, on a dirt road that street view can't access, but you get the vibe of the peninsula no?)

I'm enormously inspired, just don't have any motivation do do anything. Maybe i should take up meth.

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I wouldn't know where to buy it, that's probably a good thing though. Of course there's always dexys, could go and get prescribed them. But i wouldn't want to have to have a medical record that states that i'm nuts enough to be prescribed motivational drugs. Plus with my personality i'd be more into taking the drug than doing anything useful with it. /stays on the couch.

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  On 2/4/2014 at 6:55 AM, delet... said:

I wouldn't know where to buy it, that's probably a good thing though. Of course there's always dexys, could go and get prescribed them. But i wouldn't want to have to have a medical record that states that i'm nuts enough to be prescribed motivational drugs. Plus with my personality i'd be more into taking the drug than doing anything useful with it. /stays on the couch.

my god, dexies do so much for my productivity. maybe I need a prescription

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